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MajorHavoc, in The giga crystal

Is there anywhere that hat can be purchased?

Uh…I’m asking for a friend, because I definitely would not wear this just to alienate obnoxious people.

tommij,

Ask Otto von Schirach, fairly confident he’s the guy wearing it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

For getting rid of annoying people, I would recommend this:

https://debrabaxter.com/wp-content/uploads/Crystal-Brass-Knuckles-forever.jpg

WaterWaiver,

The Timekeeper

Toneswirly, in Peak organization

Playlist for moods/scene

Bedtime, Party Songs, Fuck Jams etc.

lelgenio,
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar
Emerald,

The real fuck jams are actual sex-themed albums.

shneancy,

for me it’s just a rating system

favourite, like, and those that need a specific mood but slap when it comes around

djsoren19, in Peak organization

I don’t make new playlists to split by genre, I do it so the shuffle will actually fucking work. I don’t know what dogshit algorithms Youtube/Spotify employ, but for any playlist over 100 songs the “shuffler” will typically just go through the same ~20 songs and expect you to not notice. I just want a different order!

Anyway now I have like 40 playlists with 20 songs each.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Apparently back in the covered wagon days when shuffle features were truly random, the listener would occasionally be burdened by hearing two songs by the same artist in a row. Literally no one complained about this, so of course upper management decided that this must be “fixed” immediately, so that’s what led to shuffle features becoming noticeably worse than when they were simply random, which is all anyone ever wanted them to be.

RGB3x3, (edited )

Actually, and I don’t mean to be that guy, but people did complain about it.

True random means that you could end up with songs by the same artist being played four or five times in a row, which makes people think it’s not random at all. Humans are really bad at understanding randomness, so a little help to make it feel more random improves satisfaction.

But at this point, it’s gone too far and I’m almost certain that shuffling involves always playing the most popular songs by an artist first, then random covers and remixes, then the back-catalog of works.

On a side note, I wish I could exclude remixes and covers when shuffling through an artist’s stuff.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Humans are really bad at understanding randomness

Not all of us. I can’t imagine not understanding that if something’s random, there’s a possibility that something like playing the same artist five times in a row might happen. It’s cute when that happens, it’s a thing that should be possible and one of the things that was so much fun about shuffle.

I don’t want to be that guy either, but do you have a source showing that people really did complain about this? I’ve heard it said so many times that they did, but I don’t believe it. I think it’s just an excuse for big corporations like Spotify and Apple to manipulate algorithms to deliberately promote certain artists. I don’t believe it was ever well intentioned, and I resent that there’s no feature for people who want “shuffle” to work like it should work – in a completely random fashion. Or at least give us the option. The fact that there’s not even a randomization option at all should make clear that this was not development that was done in good faith or for the benefit of the listener. They actually removed a feature in order to promote their corporate crap.

It’s so obvious that Spotify is promoting certain artists. As soon as I launch the app, it’s always the same shit on the front page. At this point, I could pretty well predict what major-label crap is in all those “recommended” playlists they create for me. It’s so bad. Honestly, if it weren’t so damn inconvenient to do so, I’d just rip songs from the CDs I buy from independent labels and put them on my phone. I’m pretty sure there are some apps that have a genuinely random shuffle. Just got to find one.

RGB3x3,

…atspotify.com/…/how-to-shuffle-songs/

Spotify themselves got that feedback that their truly random shuffle didn’t feel random, so they changed it to an algorithm. And this is from 2014 when they made the switch, so they were only just diving into algorithmic promotion.

I don’t disagree that Spotify now promotes certain artists and has really messed with their shuffle algorithms, but they left the true random behind because people complained about it.

BluesF,

All I want is shuffle not to repeat until I’ve heard (or skipped) every song.

I mean really what they should do is provide some degree of control over the shuffle parameters… But hey ho, back to listen to whatever Spotify thinks is my favourite song.

Senshi,

Go to settings, disable “automix”. That should help.

SasquatchBanana,

Any fix on the Youtube side of things without clearing watch history?

ggwithgg, in Would you fuck an entire man?

Ah. Yes I agree

DragonAce, in Soap
Treczoks, in The giga crystal

If that person really believes in the post, don’t waste any energy or effort to save him or her…

Imgonnatrythis,

Would be hard to defeat such a crystal, but this seems a little nihilistic. With a proper Faraday cage and a big enough drum circle, I think there is a chance.

Red_October,

The trick is to put the attacker in the cage, and then have the drum circle beat on them.

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Have we experimented with drum hexagons or any other sorts of shapes?

Red_October,

Do not speak of the Drum Hexagon, it is forbidden.

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m sorry, please forgive me!

GissaMittJobb, in How to lose friends and alienate people

Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

synapse1278,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

Lemminary, in Especially on Lemmy

That one random downvote on an otherwise innocuous comment:

stoly,

LOL that worked

Surp, in Especially on Lemmy
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Here’s the best way to get that reaction on Lemmy.

Windows is better than Linux. You can game easier, Install older programs easier, you most likely won’t have any issues or have security issues like the Linux crowd says you will. It has amazing built in antivirus and compatibility with tons of hardware. Etc

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You could also say that lowering taxes on the rich is the best way to improve the economy.

I know I’d give it that reaction.

Surp, (edited )
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Well that’s just dumb though. Windows is actually good 👍. The strange point you’re trying to prove is basically proving my point.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Windows is actually good

It really isn’t.

stoly,

On Reddit, it was always saying that I prefer manual transmission over automatic that made people very, very angry. I never have understood that one except to think that some people takes it as a personal insult.

Ferrous, in How to lose friends and alienate people

Can we stop wasting food for these dumbass “cursed” images? Just goes to show how little we respect our food, the people who work to grow it, or the massive privilege we have to mostly be able to eat whatever we want.

Put yourself in the shoes of a mom who’s been struggling to feed her kids for weeks on end, and then you see this picture from some American.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I understand your concern, and I hope you’ll be pleased to hear that I didn’t waste any food making this silly recipe, but simply recycled someone else’s image of it.

They had already wasted the food making it, might at least make it worth it by getting as many laughs out of it as possible, right?

Seudo, in TIL

Some people say there’s a spooky skeleton inside you right now!

Discover5164, in Peak organization

16k liked songs and counting

affiliate,

🫡

wesker, in Would you fuck an entire man?
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It seems the most economical and sustainable solution would be to fuck the entire man.

unexposedhazard,

Unless you want to violate some really important laws and intend to fuck an incomplete man.

wesker,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I don’t see anyone arresting Bam Margera’s fiance.

SocialMediaRefugee, in Thank the EU there’s a prominent “Reject” button nowadays

Put a button saying accept all or make you go into a 2nd screen where you have to pick what you want. Guess what most people do to get it out of the way?

Vespair, (edited ) in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

Disney adults are a bit lame, yeah, but I swear they have nothing on the demographic that truly deserves the crown for lamest and most cringe but somehow flies under the radar:

Harry Potter adults

And for the record, people are allowed to be lame. It doesn’t make them bad, it just makes them lame. I’ll defend their right to be lame forever, but it’s also okay to tease them lightly about it, so long as it stays good-natured. Don’t take life so serious.

cerulean_blue,

SILENCIO

Surp, (edited )
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

Nah Disney adults are the fucking worst. At least Harry potter people fucking die and get tortured and the story’s are cool. Mickey mouse is just a cunt rat that was racist years ago. Fuck Disney

Vespair,

Harry Potter is just “baby’s first fantasy series” with no substance and every dollar spent on HP merch goes to supporting an active and living TERF who takes monetary gains as implicit support

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