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Cornpop, in X marks the spot

Such a fucking dorky ass edgelord thing to say out loud

ElBarto, in A good deal of IT work, too
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can at least agree with the last line.

Don’t use google.

embed_me,
@embed_me@programming.dev avatar

I agree. Bard is way better for this purpose

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

Nah, use Kagi.

hakunawazo, (edited )

Use stackoverflow directly.

shalva97,

Ask the question on Lemmy!

hakunawazo,

A meme programming language would be cool. I can’t find one in this list:
esolangs.org/wiki/Joke_language_list

NigelFrobisher, (edited ) in Lego bridge

Legos bridge if you’re American.

IDontHavePantsOn, in Slow dripping my meme stash

“But not too much…like, just what they ordered…”

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

clap clap clap

Tylerdurdon, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

This is actually directions for a sledding competition. Your shit better be lit for the judging!

Zatore, in A good deal of IT work, too

Im full time IT, a huge chunk of my job was learned through google. My current position looked incredibly different before we had phones and could research everything on the fly. I feel bad for tech’s who didn’t have access to research tools like we do now.

woodenskewer, (edited )
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

I work in controls and I couldn’t imagine how life was working with allen bradley stuff pre internet. there’s a manual for everything

MeanEYE,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Well, for once it was far smaller code base and significantly simpler. Better optimized though since hardware was very limited. Middleware nightmare we are currently living in is no joke. Soon we’ll have to have search engine locally indexing stuff because code grew so big. People just include everything without thinking. Yea sure pull entire web browser for your note taking app because they were too lazy to learn few calls to UI library.

TheRealLinga, in Same.

Come on people, that’s a pussy with teeth

ryannathans, in Expecting a new baby?

Kid is gonna think he’s goku

saltesc, (edited ) in Same.

I see two pandas in a slap flurry fight but the hat blocks out their heads.

https://media.tenor.com/U9nZQ_OTmFsAAAAd/comedysportz-comedy.gif

funkless_eck,

wait is that ComedySportz Manchester? Real fucking niche gif if so.

qarbone, (edited ) in Slow dripping my meme stash

I’ll remember this for when I’m forced to apply to wait tables in order to stave off deeper poverty. Just a few more months.

RIP_Cheems, in Who here wants radiation?
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

OH BOY, WHAT DO I GET?

burgermeister, in A genre of Country Music...

Here’s a better one:

Title: Cosmic Blues on a Starry Trail

(Verse 1)
Out on the edge of the Milky Way’s glow,
Lived a billionaire with a heart turned to stone.
Forty billion stars in his name,
But in the cosmic dust, they just faded away.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Verse 2)
He built his dreams on Martian sands,
A titan’s castle in the stars’ expanse.
But what’s a kingdom with no queen or heir?
Just a lonely throne in the cold, silent air.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Bridge)
Under the glow of a distant sun,
He wonders what he’s really won.
Forty billion stars don’t shine,
Like the love he lost in another time.

(Verse 3)
In the taverns of a spaceport town,
He drinks to memories that swirl around.
A family photo, a fading trace,
Of the life that vanished in space.

(Chorus)
He lost his love, his kids, his dreams,
In the black hole where his heart used to be.
A spaceship crashed, a fortune gone,
Now he’s singing this lonesome interstellar song.

(Outro)
So here’s to the man with everything,
Whose tears are hidden beneath his wings.
In the silence of space, he’s left to roam,
A billionaire wandering far from home.

GrammatonCleric, in Same.
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

All I see is two elephants fucking

Mr_Fish, in * scroll *

When the computer freezes, it’s Hammerfell them Oblivion.

WarmSoda, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...

Fun fact: If your windows 10 PC isn’t connected to the Internet this is the picture it defaults to.

LemmyKnowsBest,

my college DSPS lab has this image on all its computer screens. I just saw it yesterday, it reminded me of this post, now I’m here to say it. Blah blah blah

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