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betahack, in Uranus is so big!!

Jesus christ…do they not teach you anything in school anymore??

astronomers changed the name of Uranus to end that stupid joke.

Daxtron2,

It’s true, they changed it to urectum

betahack,

🤣

this guy gets it

Daxtron2,

Wheres my Futurama sleeper gang at

Kase,

For real? What’d they change it to?

Mr_Fish,

Did they change it to George? Please tell me it’s called George now.

gedaliyah, in It makes you wonder...
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Ranger: It’s terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

nueonetwo, in They knew all the wicked hits

I’m pretty sure the band had an actual name, I’ve suppressed the hundreds of hours of bullshit skits and bad cover songs I had to listen to when I worked there so I can’t remember what they were called but I remember all their names .

Left to right: Charles, Helen, Munch, Jasper, Pasquale.

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

Only his true friends call him Chuck

BirdyBoogleBop,

They probably got to see Chuck backstage. I bet Chuck was an insufferable rockstar.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

It’s Charles Entertainment Cheese to the rest.

0x4E4F, in Like it or not, I won

Well, that’s not nice… my mom would never fuck a turkey… not on thanksgiving anyaway.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.

0x4E4F,

That many, huh… maybe we should have eaten them instead of letting them go.

modifier,

Maybe if the turkey were sick

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If they weren’t before they were afterwards.

Some say it’s turkey STIs.

Xeknos,
@Xeknos@lemmy.world avatar

Allegedly

rostby,

Was it alive?

0x4E4F,

IDK, I was in the other room with my sister.

rostby,

What did it sound like?

0x4E4F,

What, me and my sister doing the dirty?

rostby,

No the fucking of the turkey I know what fucking a sister sound like

0x4E4F,

It was oiled up, so not much sound comming from there, except the occasional “shlup, shlup”… my mom was kinda weird though, she kept moaning our dog’s name for some reason 🤔.

InternetCitizen2, in Made with ~nyquil~ Love

Don’t forget the Allegra Chicken.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c29ea536-bbc0-472a-aebb-a2648adb7e79.jpeg

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in Microplastic overdose

Unpopular opinion : stacking CO2 in plastic bags does less harm than pumping it to atmosphere

0x4E4F, in Pls help

You’re trying to mask this cry for help through a shitpost, or is this really a shitpost?

jimmydoreisalefty, in It makes you wonder...

Environmentally conscious.

They might have seen them litter? /s

jupyter_rain,
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren’t environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild…How nice!

Xin_shill,

What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics

jupyter_rain,
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Not only microplastics. Some people are taking medication which would not be safe or have Implants.

BottleOfAlkahest,

So what should I do with my bodies then? I don’t want to just send more stuff to landfills

jupyter_rain,
@jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Re… Recycling?

Smokeydope, (edited ) in A genre of Country Music...
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

The more time goes on the more he looks like meatcanyon’s depiction of him

countflacula,

I’m looking forward to seeing him look more like aamon’s depiction of him

GladiusB, in Like it or not, I won
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

What did they win?

nodsocket, in Like it or not, I won

Extra flavor

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Why is the seasoning white?

nexussapphire,

It’s kernel sanders secret white sauce.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Uncle sanders bechamal creamy surprise

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Cream of somyon guai

Walican132, in No, they "just forgot"...

So if I’m understanding this correctly you’re in the toilet probably post number 2 and are expecting someone to come in and change the roll for you?

RGB3x3,

It’s basically calling out the people who don’t change out the roll after using it up.

They’re saying they’d be waiting forever to get a new roll because the person they’re living with never does it.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It happens so much in my house, I always check the TP roll before I drop trou.

Nommer,

I used to hide a roll in the bathroom when I lived with my family. It was useful more times than it should’ve been.

irmoz, in Uranus is so big!!

You’re a nuss.

That’s the official pronunciation. Practice it, and one day you can partake in astrononical discussions without giggling!

ridethisbike,

Nah I’m good fam

Kase,

The great thing about this is that “a” can be pronounced as either long or short a. At least, that’s how it’s used where I live, I’m not sure if that’s actually “correct.”

aberrate_junior_beatnik, in Photo of the Year

I’ll never be this cool, and I just have to be OK with it

redxef, (edited ) in Uranus is so big!!

Important question, do they mean

  1. 63V_Earth <= V_Uranus, 64V_Earth > V_Uranus

or

  1. They actually considered sphere packing and thus 64V_Earth <= V_Uranus
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