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SubArcticTundra, in it's difficult...
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Visualisation is a crucial part of the path to self-improvement

Dasnap, in play stupid games
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Tower of Bagel.

Dasnap, in Stuart little fuming rn
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In the original book he wasn’t a mouse, but instead a ‘small mouse-like boy’ born to human parents.

GlitchyDigiBun,
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Yeah… I wouldn’t enjoy it as much if it was “honey I shrunk my little bro.”

Cossty, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I hate cucumbers, they are disgusting, but love pickles. I even drink the water the pickles were in…

meliaesc,

Opposite for me.

Perfide,

I even drink the water the pickles were in.

Yeah, that’s vinegar, not water.

kbotc,

And a ton of salt and spices…

Astongt615, in >>>>

I mean, isn’t boy pussy the same as getting some ass?

treetop, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you like reading the text of the shitpost more than admiring the number of upvotes they received then you really like content more than shitposting for karma

AI_toothbrush, in it's difficult...

Visualizing in the mirror the man i want to dominate.

AeonFelis, in You Are

Does “third world war” mean “World War III” or a (proxy) war that will happen in third world countries but money-managers in the first world will have strong interest in?

mynamesnotrick,

First one then the other.

taanegl,

…both.

Welcome to the THIRD - WORLD - WAAARS!

holds for applause

Countries from the west and the east have come together with each their funds to pit third world soldiers against each other in a battle for glorious supremacy. This years games is held in Mogadishu and is sponsored by Coca Cola.

Each side gets about 15,000 soldiers and each of their countries will recieve a discount on their international debt. The outcome will decide how much dune feathers will cost per freight on the international markets the coming year.

Who will be the winner? The Eastern dune manufacturers, or western bedding corporations.

One thing is for certain, it won’t be the soldiers. Grab a hold of that machete and go hack off some of that debt, boys. Maybe a new predatory loan made between the elites of the west, east and Africa will pull Africans out of extreme poverty… but if not, they could of course try again - at the next annual THIRD - WORLD - WAAAARS!

applause

get_the_reference_,

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AeonFelis,

Will soldiers have to wear the logos of companies that sponsor them?

taanegl,

Not only, but for extra sponsorship money, they have to tattoo their entire body and then sell their skin (after death of course, though not a deal breaker) so it can be sold at an online skin market.

Collect the backs of an entire platoon and decorate your rumpus room today!

hglman,

Its title is actually “The Great War (2024)” bc nothing is original anymore.

taanegl,

Of course it’s a reboot.

0xb, in it's difficult...
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Yeah I’ve also been having issues with fedora and been thinking of switching to Arch… Looking forward to it

blorg, in Just to be preemptive: I know you hate me for this.

Hate to be that guy, but HD resolutions are only up to 1920x1080 pixels. Yoda viewing himself in 4k would instead be a UHD resolution. Still a solid joke though.

ozymandias117,

To take it to another level - that’s why he’s saying “HDMI” - it’s a question

If he was right, he’d have said “HD, I am”

lauha,

Yes, literally ultra HD

FlyingSquid,
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What did the 1080p TV say to the 4K TV?:

“UHD?”

UsernameIsTooLon,

I wonder where naming schemes are going from here. We got HD, FHD, UHD, and now 8k is FUHD (Full Ultra HD). Are we gonna get Super HD? Super HD that is beyond Super HD? Super HD God?

Sibbo,

Full Ultra HD? Really? That sounds like a joke. I mean they really didn’t spend any effort on this name, did they?

UsernameIsTooLon,

Have you seen USBs?

AnUnusualRelic,
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Usb and display resolutions are in a contest for the shittiest, most confusing, naming convention. So far the displays are slightly ahead. We’ll see if it lasts.

Vinny_93,

Wait till you hear about QHD, WQHD, WUXGA… I think VESA has got it covered though.

narc0tic_bird,

I was under the impression it’s called 8K UHD, not FUHD.

superbirra,

many choose not to be that guy, next time join us and be ackshually-free :P

tslnox, in Learn something new every day

I lost the game.

Waldowal, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
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If you love dark milk, then sugar love than actually more.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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!aneurysmposting

ohlaph,

Probably so, let it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Let them fight.

Duranie, in play stupid games

A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

paddirn, in You Are

So which stocks should I buy during a war? Do weapons manufacturers or the manufacturing sector in general go up?

XTornado, (edited )

I recommend chicken stock, though, a vegetable one would be nice too and probably cheaper.

RIP_Cheems,
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I would probably invest in general electric during a war.

RIP_Cheems, in Learn something new every day
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What is the game?

UndercoverUlrikHD,
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A game where the goal is to not think about the game. Which means reading “you/I lost the game” makes you think about the game, therefore losing.

RIP_Cheems,
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So, you just lost?

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

*we

RIP_Cheems,
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I’m not playing the game

UndercoverUlrikHD,
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Everyone are playing the game, people who don’t know about it are just better at it than everyone else. That’s the whole point of it.

RIP_Cheems,
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Then when did the game start?

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

Origin: In an article on The Daily Globe,[5] writer Justine Wettschreck stated that The Game originated in “the early 1990s” somewhere in Australia or England. An article by The Canadian Press[6] reported that The Game may have been created by London resident Jamie Miller, who claims to have started The Game in 1996. On August 10th, 2002, the earliest known reference to The Game online was featured in a post[4] published by blogger Paul Taylor titled “The Game (I lost!)”, who claimed to have discovered it only six months prior.

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