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msgraves, in >>>>

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kewwwi, in play stupid games
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I’ll be the first to mention “yeast infection” too. now you don’t have to.

Jake_Farm, in Stuart little fuming rn
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Really? Bastard is getting censored now?

hark,
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I remember thinking the age of censorship was over with the death of television. Naive me didn’t realize it was advertisers who were the driving force behind that censorship. Not sure why it’s being censored here, other than censorship being so pervasive that people feel that’s just what they’re supposed to do.

Melt, (edited )

Yep, I said that word on Reddit and got banned. They explicitly said I was banned because of the word ‘bastard’ when I use it to refer to a guy who cheated on his wife

Stovetop,

Well I can see why! It’s hard to know the man’s parentage just from that amount of information. Perhaps his parents were married at the time of birth.

Any potential child born from the affair would be a bastard, though, unless the man divorced his wife to remarry.

0x4E4F,

Well, technically speaking, he’s a cheater, not a bastard.

BakerBagel,

Yeah, it’s the kid that was born 9 months later who is the bastard.

Assman,
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H*ck yeah it is

Dasnap,
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And shite censoring at that. You can still see the damn word.

CurlyMoustache,
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No. All I see is “baard”, and I’m confused. What is a “rat baard”?

CosmicTurtle,

Rodent Shakespeare

CaptPretentious, (edited )

Very dangerous if it rolls a nat 20.

kautau,
superweeniehutjrs, in play stupid games

Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.

bellly,

What about those mini ones

CaptainEffort,

Hey I can fit two!!

ryan213,
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Once I find it, I’ll let you know, buddy!

Hotdogman, in play stupid games
Stalinwolf, (edited ) in Stuart little fuming rn
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One of my cats (who is very sweet but a tad mentally handicapped) likes to try to get into people’s food while they’re eating it. Especially my toddler’s, who is an easy target. Poultry and sliced turkey are her most popular choices. She had a bit of a rough life before we wound up with her, and has a mild food insecurity (when it suits her) and what seems like a streak of ferality despite her love for affection.

Anyway, whenever I catch her sneaking a piece of food off a plate, I go, “GET OUTTA HERE, YA FUCKIN’ RAT!”, and she runs off, sometimes with a piece of food, then stops to devour it and/or furiously lick her feet and play it off cool. It’s annoying, but she’s loved, and I guess at the end of the day the vibe just wouldn’t be right it she wasn’t a fuckin’ rat every now and then.

It’s the sodium that will get her one of these days. But ya live like a rat, ya fuckin’ die like a rat.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/d2c7c37c-1004-41e3-bbfd-b634beb02727.png

0x4E4F,

She is very sweet though 😊.

klemptor, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I’m not much into health food, I am into champagne

clark, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain
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Upvoted because of title.

Mango, in Learn something new every day

Inferior crocodile alligator

Linkerbaan, in You Are
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Military industrial complex goes brrr

Gallardo994, (edited ) in play stupid games

1 donut

out of cock

ByteJunk, in play stupid games
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Where’s the image from?

kewwwi,
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idk I only watch hentai

xavier666,

🗿

penquin, in A case in the New Zealand parliament.

What’s going on?

BurnedDonut,

As you can see they are giving opening greetings for this session.

Cagi,

This is a Maori war dance called a Haka. Traditianally meant to intimidate your enemies and psych yourself up before a big battle. Here are some real Maori warriors performing a large Haka. youtu.be/xI6TRTBZUMM

AI_toothbrush,

I know about maori people but what is the context for this clip?

Cagi,

She’s newly elected. This was a part of her first speech and it has gone viral. She’s Maori and I suppose this is her saying she’s there to fight, but I didn’t see the rest of the speech.

penquin,

That’s badass

Cagi,

Imagine seeing an army doing this in full face paint 300 years ago. Terrifying. I’d give up, they win.

penquin,

Why 300 years ago? Now, I’d still give up. That made my hair stand up.

Thief_of_Crows, (edited )

Yeah but this way is way scarier, cause even if you survive the army, you now also have to invent a time machine if you ever want to get back home.

Geobloke,

Well tattoos, but yeah. They also do it before every union game and it makes me want to pick up the ball again and play them. Not going to happen, but the Aussie side is pretty shite at the moment, so there’s a chance

TheBlue22, in it's difficult...

I believe in you OP, you can achieve your goals!

However I don’t think you can become an animated character

zbb,

And that’s how vtubing became a thing.

Sotuanduso, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I do like sugar more than chocolate, and I do like vinegar more than cucumbers.

fidodo,

The original statement isn’t wrong, it’s just not actually interesting and just trying to sound smart.

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