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hrimfaxi_work, in Really any holiday
@hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

I’m the deviled egg family member!

Always plan on 3 full eggs for each anticipated guest, then add another half dozen. Most people will only have 1 or 2 halves, but there’s always a couple people who will go through like 10.

sebinspace, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

You made the Skeksis look like the good guys, how’d you even do that?

Ironfist, (edited ) in Like it or not, I won

“thats why you are going to eat it all you little sh” huh maybe im parent material after all

Agent641, in hmm rock

Big Saturn energy

Pandantic, in Suspicious
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

I have a modest proposal for you…

dream_weasel, in I got a dig bick.

Roll tide.

empireOfLove, in Suspicious

oh god oh fuck

what if i can’t tell the difference???

yamapikariya, in They knew all the wicked hits
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

Is that feddy ┋?┋

not_that_guy05, in Suspicious

Plot twist they are both cakes.

Brickhead92, in David's big break.

You know what they say: Go hard, or go home.

UraniumBlazer, in Behold!

Ants be like: Thank you, my lord!

Senseless, in hmm rock

Next pane: splat

beebarfbadger, in Really any holiday

“Is that a whole egg in your mouth?”

“Hmm-mmm.”

“Then whistle.”

“…”

josefo, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

It’s Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that’s for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling “thanks for this” so everyone knows you are thankful.

Jeez, some people just mix shit up

FlyingSquid, in David's big break.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wish my career in the entertainment industry had gone that well. I’d probably still be in L.A.

Giving vigorous hand jobs.

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