My nostril generally gets blocked on the side closest to the person who’s spreading all the germs.
But I find you can sort it out if you tilt your head back slightly and point your nose up, then tilt to the side away from the blocked nostril. Once the blood starts to even out you can level out your head with both nostrils fairly clear.
That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”
Don’t be sorry for these intrusive thoughts. It’s from our ancestors, when they could only survive through killing their offspring. It’s an old part of your brain that plays devil’s advocate. Use it, redirect it, of course, be aware, especially when you’re a sleepwalker.
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