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UnrepententProcrastinator, in They knew all the wicked hits

Only beacause I’ve seen Defunctland’s documentary.

kittenzrulz123, in A good deal of IT work, too

Programmers when GitHub and stackoverflow:

AnUnusualRelic, in Big brain energy
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Politicians: hold my finely aged cognac.

spacecowboy, in Singular

I’m watching you Wizowski. Aaaaaalways watching you.

lowleveldata, in Big brain energy

yes, yes… Could you just sign here for me real quick? There is nothing you can lose anyway right?

TWeaK, in It's like everyday

My nostril generally gets blocked on the side closest to the person who’s spreading all the germs.

But I find you can sort it out if you tilt your head back slightly and point your nose up, then tilt to the side away from the blocked nostril. Once the blood starts to even out you can level out your head with both nostrils fairly clear.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in Singular
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Wow. Now thats a spectacle

ArtVandelay, in A genre of Country Music...
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Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

WeirdGoesPro, in I will not elaborate
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Well this is three minutes of my life I can never get back.

hakunawazo, in It makes you wonder...

That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”

fne8w2ah, in A genre of Country Music...

Boo hoo dumb cunt Elmo!

milicent_bystandr, in It makes you wonder...

You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

sagrotan, in hmm rock
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Don’t be sorry for these intrusive thoughts. It’s from our ancestors, when they could only survive through killing their offspring. It’s an old part of your brain that plays devil’s advocate. Use it, redirect it, of course, be aware, especially when you’re a sleepwalker.

Peppycito, in Pls help
GFGJewbacca, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

I’m a simple man. I see Dark Crystal, I upvote

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