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andrew_bidlaw, in A genre of Country Music...
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Call it Elon-core.

Got_Bent, in A genre of Country Music...

Does he have a dog? We need a dog in there somewhere.

schmorpel,

Well I guess his monkey died, does that count?

XenoK,
@XenoK@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah, yes. Wishing death to pets… Truly a lemmy moment it seems

Got_Bent,

I mean, I was thinking more along the lines of ran away, but if you must assume the worst of every anonymous Internet user, I suppose I get it.

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Right? Like Grimes could have left with the kid and the dog.

Diabolo96, in Me when I hear someone is on lemmy

Canada’s going communist ? They need freedom ASAP. /j

DaCrazyJamez, in Coffee with extra sugar?

I have propped myself up on coffee too many times to count - it can work, but it takes several cups (and some preemptive imodium)

Otakulad, in A genre of Country Music...

He looks like Neil Breen and treats people like Neil’s movies. Terrible.

Ser_Salty,

If only Elon did the same thing as The President of the Bank

ARk, (edited ) in It makes you wonder...

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than

Melt,

It’s the eyes popping forward

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I always thought it was the “shifty eyes” look.

ARk,

is that a nose?

hikikoma,

zoomie pls…

madcaesar, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

But who was tax?

variants_of_concern, in I will not elaborate

Hank hill is always the answer

deegeese,

This Thanksgiving, treat your family to a deep fried turkey cooked with clean burning propane.

TootSweet, (edited ) in I will not elaborate

The lead singer of Gorillaz is named “2D.” “2D” sounds like “tooty” like gas, which is what’s in the canister. Ignore the “un-.” It’s an intentional misdirection.

speaker_hat, in When the landlord asks for a tip

Sorry Nancy no change left

capt_wolf, (edited ) in Really any holiday
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

At this point, my mother in law just makes me a separate decoy batch…

3ntranced,

Whew, thought I was the only one with a personal deviled eggs batch.

qooqie, in Really any holiday

As my dad always used to say to me I am actually a guest in his house so I guess that means I can have deviled eggs 🥰

Cold_Brew_Enema, in David's big break.

Ah, a natural fit for me

bitwolf, in It makes you wonder...

And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

Mr_Fish, in Uranus is so big!!

I honestly don’t know which name is better: Uranus or George.

Yes, the guy who discovered the planet wanted to name it after King George, but everyone said that was too political, so it was called Uranus.

kzhe,

It would probably have been Georgia or some derivative of George.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Seeing how Uranus is a Greek in origin named after one of their mythological figures, the proper Greek pronounciation would be more like “Ooranos”

Micromot,

That seems pretty similar to the german prnunciation

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