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JohnDClay, in Uranus is so big!!
HiddenLayer5,
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Let me locate it for you

Fixbeat, in David's big break.

Vigorous hand job: the best kind. Kudos, David.

aredditimmigrant, in Can you hear the drums?

Similarly, I dated a woman named Annie a few years back. Everyone of my geekier friends, when I introduced her, asked, “are you ok? Are you ok Annie?”!

kablammy, in A genre of Country Music...

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

mathterdark,

I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker

slurpeesoforion,

Some call me an emerald mine, slaver puuutz

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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“Someone say that Hitler was right, I’ll like your pooost!”

Afghaniscran, in Tradition
TWeaK,

Was gonna say, hold my pint (but only after I’ve drunk it).

Also US pints are pussies, they should just switch to metric. Meanwhile UK pints are king.

Moderationslog,

Amateure

Todesschnitzel,

Wie bitte?

don,

Чего вы говорите?

LemmyIsFantastic,

It’s still a 4% pale ale that tastes like piss though.

lars,

they should just switch to metric

Can you imagine a place that uses imperial units next to metric units, in some unholy alliance that’s clearly worse than imperial units alone? Welcome to the UK, bruv.

enki, (edited )

I mean we use US customary and metric too, but US customary measurements aren’t always the same as Imperial.

1 US pint = 16 US fluid ounces

1 British pint = 20 British fluid ounces

But wait!

1 British pint = 19.2 US fluid ounces

Would you like to know more? Probably not, but anyways: …wikipedia.org/…/Comparison_of_the_imperial_and_U…

TWeaK,

In real money:

1 US pint = 473ml

1 UK pint = 568ml

Meanwhile the standard metric measure is 500ml. So US would benefit from dropping the pint in favour of metric, while UK drinkers would be understandably reluctant. Unfortunately, most UK bottles are now 500ml, thanks to shrinkflation. Newcastle Brown held out for a while, so did ciders, but these days pint bottles are quite rare.

PsychedSy,

Even better, we refer to bottles of liquor as a pint, a fifth and a handle. A pint is 375ml, a fifth is 750ml and a handle is 1.75l. Not even mixed - metric volumes with US customary names.

Dick_Justice, in A genre of Country Music...
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He always looks like he just got out of drag and washed his makeup off.

kitsuneofinari, in Like it or not, I won
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Boy this just takes me back to the 2021 No Nut November Turkey Fucker on the r/nonutnovember subreddit.

panic,

Got a link?

kitsuneofinari,
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Sadly no, wish I had saved a link, I do have a screenshot though from when I was using Joey for Reddit.

https://yiffit.net/pictrs/image/1186afff-d068-4021-a0ed-7a91790231f4.png

FreshLight, in I will not elaborate

Honestly, this feels like one of those tasks in a test that you can’t solve with what you learned but only by knowing what the prof wants and it’s bs…

PP_BOY_,
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It may be stupid, but I promise that there’s a clear “answer” to this meme that came to me in a Diphenhydraminic delirium. The relationship takes advantage of phonetics and retroactive meaning, instead of visual similarities (or in this case, differences).

FreshLight,

I’ll give it another try

ARk,

many big words

leaves

chemicalwonka, in A genre of Country Music...
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GrammatonCleric, in Me when I hear someone is on lemmy
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They said Lemmy, not LENIN

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Pls help
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Take a warm bath then go to the doctor. This is above our pay grade.

jimmydoreisalefty, in I will not elaborate

I will elaborate on the song.

“Feel Good Inc.” is about criticism of herd mentality, isolation, and escapism.

genius.com/Gorillaz-feel-good-inc-lyrics

phoenixz, in A genre of Country Music...

He’s a successful scammer, for sure, but at the end of the day still a scammer who got fired for incompetence and then got lucky.

PersnickityPenguin,

A scammer who is the CEO of 2 of the most valuable companies in the US…

IHadTwoCows,

“most valuable companies” lol

IHadTwoCows,

That’s how scammers work, yes …

FlyingSquid,
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Are you going to tell us next that cigarette companies didn’t scam the public when they knew that their products caused cancer and didn’t reveal it because Phillip-Morris was so valuable?

How about Theranos? At peak it was worth $9 billion. Not a scam, right?

Honytawk,

A scammer who used his money he made through scamming to become CEO, and then to scam even more:

  • Scams his employees by paying too little or not at all
  • Scams his money lenders by breaking their investment
  • Scams his customers by asking premium prices for underperforming products
  • Scams governments out of funding
  • Scams new tech startups by suing them in order to be called a founder
  • Scams every person in every country his companies operate in by not paying the taxes he is owed
PersnickityPenguin,

I wasn’t talking about Twitter.

SpaceX launched 60% of three global space launch market, I would say that’s pretty damn important. Also, Starlink.

In any case, it’s obviously the people who work at these companies that are doing the work, not Mr muskrat.

Resol,
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I think you meant “least valuable”, because they’re garbage.

I want downvotes too, you know.

DumbAceDragon, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?
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The 2500 a month in porn is for furry commissions.

Lemjukes, in David's big break.

Thoroughly unsurprised it’s an Always Sunny credit.

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