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FlyingSquid, in You Are
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World War III will be the ultimate expression of communism. After all, it will be the end of capitalism when we all go together when we go.

MelodiousFunk,
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Is it weird, as a tail end gen x/elder millennial, to really hope Lehrer was right about this one?

FlyingSquid, in 2.5 hrs of silence occasionally broken by a falling metal pipe
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Reminds me of the Annoy-O-Tron that Think Geek used to sell. You would hide it somewhere and it would emit a beep at a random interval.

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Imgonnatrythis,

Ha, I remember that thing! Countless suicides ensued.

FlyingSquid, in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot
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dantheclamman,
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Using a tongue barrier, very responsible

FlyingSquid, in Congratulations !
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That may be the only bot whose responding to me wouldn’t annoy me.

cyborganism, in You Are

I think you forgot to paste the link.

partial_accumen, in Fetishize This

“Vancouver Canucks need not apply”

I’m kidding Vancouver, we still love you.

MeatsOfRage,

Smashes all the windows at the Hudson Bay

pancakes, (edited )
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smashes every local business’ windows in my community

“That’ll show the other team for beating us…”

Delphia,

Philly had a cup once, but we havent seen it in ages.

moistclump,

Does all of Philly have a collective temper tantrum when they lose though? Vancouver did. And it was… not our best moments.

Maggoty,

Oh yeah.

Delphia,

We also have temper tantrums when we win.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I’m impressed by your ability to climb a lubed light pole, though.

Delphia,

I’m Australian but when I got Wayne Gretzky 3d hockey on the N64 I finished the game with the Flyers and any time I played a sports game since I dont look up the META or check stats, I just pick the Philly team. As I grew up and actually watched American sports, I just kept on supporting Philly. Have done for over 20 years so I know of the reputation.

pm_me_your_quackers, in Fetishize This

What’s the conversion on Schrute plates to Stanley cups?

TokenBoomer,

50 Schrute bucks.

bingbong,

The same as the conversion rate of unicorns to leprechauns

OpenStars, in Fetishize This
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Two girls…

r0mbuz, in Don't

Don’t

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Feathercrown, in Learn something new every day

:[

grue, in How does Paw Patrol get the money for their technology? Ryder is an Arms Dealer

I’ve wondered the same thing about the Octonauts.

crystalmerchant, in Opposite of clickbait

Sophie Tanno, the hero we need. Excellent headline

crystalmerchant, in You Are

Won’t somebody think of the poor hedge fund managers

AgentGrimstone, in Learn something new every day

Dammit

umbrella, (edited ) in 2.5 hrs of silence occasionally broken by a falling metal pipe
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finally! looked all over for this, exactly what i needed!

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