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betheydocrime, in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl

Well a duck walked up to a lemonade stand,

and said to the man running the stand,

“Hey, got any grapes?”

And the man said,

“The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.”

The duck said,

“There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.”

And then he waddled away, waddle waddle

Aqarius,

That is some prose, right there.

GrapesOfAss, in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl

What about Grapes of Ass?

Stanwich, in How much for cuddles?

She’s gonna be pissed when the curtie next door is going down on him. He’s just gonna point to the chart. Doesn’t say who from?

robotica, in Nothing in his mind but the f o o d i n t h e p o t

Whatever is in that pot, I wouldn’t call food…

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

I think it is bone broth

Zachariah, in Perpetual motion machine
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magnets… how don’t they work?

Steveanonymous, in How does Paw Patrol get the money for their technology? Ryder is an Arms Dealer
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Mayor humdinger is a human trafficker

Hotdogman, (edited ) in How does Paw Patrol get the money for their technology? Ryder is an Arms Dealer

Civil fur-feiture.

Usernamealreadyinuse, (edited ) in How does Paw Patrol get the money for their technology? Ryder is an Arms Dealer

To be fair, it is (briefly) explained in the movie. Especially the big Tower: merchandise.

Look i am not a financial advisor or anything: but this dude has some killer marketing skills, financial skills and time management skills

kittenzrulz123, in How does Paw Patrol get the money for their technology? Ryder is an Arms Dealer

Simple, government contracts and paying (extremely replaceable dog) employees in dog treats

comrade19, in How does Paw Patrol get the money for their technology? Ryder is an Arms Dealer

So thats how they did it. I always thought they had more tech than a mall ninja. Paw patrol is ready to execute order 66

tinyVoltron, in Unpopular opinion
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DigitalTraveler42, in Ummm...

Y’all hating but as big and unattractive as she is there’s definitely some dude (or chick) getting in those guts, unlike incels.

0x4E4F, (edited )

You sure? Cuz I don’t think anything shorter of a 10m dildo can get anywhere near her guts.

Talking from experience. Big girls need big dick.

DigitalTraveler42, (edited )

Yeah I’m sure you’re talking from experience OP, lol.

You can tell by her confidence, if she wasn’t getting her fair share she wouldn’t be able to say what she’s saying so confidently, because looks aren’t everything, confidence and charisma can make up for a lot, plus it’s almost always easier for women to get theirs.

0x4E4F, (edited )

People can put on a good show. Actors do it all the time. People can act out confidence if they were inclined to do so.

DigitalTraveler42,

Really, that’s how acting works? Gee i would have never guessed that. /s

Do you know how to spot bad acting? The same way you can spot people lacking confidence, there’s tells, and she doesn’t seem to have any here, either she’s getting hers or she’s content with what she’s got going on in that department. Because realistically that’s what it’s all about, not like you would get a lot of aesexual incels, right?

But hey dude, enjoy that superiority complex you got going, I’m sure you can do so much better while hate posting two chicks clowning incels.

0x4E4F,

Do you know how to spot bad acting?

Yes I do. I can also give examples.

The same way you can spot people lacking confidence, there’s tells, and she doesn’t seem to have any here, either she’s getting hers or she’s content with what she’s got going on in that department. Because realistically that’s what it’s all about, not like you would get a lot of aesexual incels, right?

From what I could tell, she’s not asexual. If nothing else, overweight women usually have a higher sex drive and better orgasms (something to do with the fat and chemistry… I’ve read about it, but can’t remember where). The same is not true for men.

So, one, she’s either a REALLY good actor (not gonna bet on this to be honest), two, she’s getting her part (an arm can do much more than a penis can… not judging on kinks or preferences), or three, she’s asexual (not gonna bet on this either… especially by the way she’s dressed).

So, your point was, she’s probably getting it. I can agree with that based on what I saw. Is she getting it from who she wants? Not likely. Does she care? All she seems to care about is reddit and upvotes (judging by the firey nature of her reply and the length of it). Does that make her an incel? Technically no. Realistically, yes. If she does actually get it as much as she wants, but not by the person (persons) she wants to get it from, that’s mostly a male perspective (which can be true for overweight women). Imagne if there was an overweigt man sitting in her place and saying the same things she is saying and with the same ammount of confidence. Would you believe him? Over 90% of people would disregard it as a lie. Yet, she gets the benefit of the doubt. Why? Cuz she’s confident 💪.

But hey dude, enjoy that superiority complex you got going, I’m sure you can do so much better while hate posting two chicks clowning incels.

Wrong. The one trashing on incels is most likely and incel herself, but in another form and shape. If the question was “what is a porker”, I can bet you any amount you want, she was gonna go down in tears.

DigitalTraveler42,

Bro fr who tf cares this much? lmao fucking get a life.

0x4E4F,

I have one… I was just stupid enough to get in an online argument.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

evening_push579, in Learn something new every day

I had to read a couple of times. Ffs.

dylanmorgan, in Escaping the Oklahoma Duck Bowl

Can anyone link to the original comic or cartoon? The version I heard was a duck walking into a bar.

FlyingSquid,
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dylanmorgan,

Thanks!

I do prefer the version where the bartender says “if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the bar!” Duck comes back in, asks “got any nails?” “No, why?” “Got any grapes?”

FlyingSquid,
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That’s how I first heard it, but this version became super popular for a while.

TexMexBazooka, in Ummm...

This thread is gonna be fun because some of our fellow lemurs are gonna feel real called out.

Watch for the fat jokes and misogyny, those ones.

0x4E4F,

I don’t think we got much of those when the big reddit wave hit… did we 🤔?

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