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MargotRobbie, in Tradition
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Everyday is a holiday when you are on Lemmy!

… I really should drink less.

ShitOnABrick, (edited ) in Floppy F23
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

This is proves that god doesn’t exist my eyes what hell have they beholden to

siewyuk, in A genre of Country Music...

He also abuses his X all the time

Macropolis,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4f716a8e-e1af-4a53-b99b-aa7a9f318313.png

Aggravationstation, in Whoever blinks first loses

What kind of dog is that on the left?

OZFive, in Really any holiday

Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)…

Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?

Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?

Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?

Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?

3ntranced,

Close lol, the original joke the host is like “and that’ll be $18”

Carlo,

I’d really prefer the plain hard boiled eggs, maybe with a bit of salt. Nothing against the devil, per se, but their eggs are gross imo.

Zink, in Tradition

Nah I don’t really drink. Let me go hit my vape pen or pop an edible real quick. It brings me physical comfort and mental happiness.

Drunks after they finish their fist fight: “Eww get out of here, druggie!”

Afghaniscran,

You’re very judgemental for someone with mental happiness.

don,

lol that’s facts

Zink,

It was supposed to be a commentary on the social acceptance of some drugs but not others.

I can see it must read in a much more bitchy way than intended.

TimewornTraveler,

yikes lemmy fuckin hated this comment

I’ll say it with my chest, FUCK ALCOHOL, shit is poison that ruins lives

Sadrockman, in Dear god...
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Every day,we stray further from gods light.

Osix, in They knew all the wicked hits

youtu.be/Fd5c3Qtcr_w?si=89_pVBwTnxnv9NOA

Doll_Tow_Jet-ski, in Tradition

You have to justify the obsession with alcohol in this society in some way

_Gandalf_the_Black_, in Tradition

I don’t think that’s exclusive to Americans, not even close

don,

OP: Russians are not a thing, not at all.

xpinchx, in Come ride me.

I’ll just drive really slow

TimewornTraveler, in A genre of Country Music...

I’m quite glad I haven’t heard about any of this, besides the money lost to Twitter I guess

Cipher22, (edited ) in Tradition

The US is generally a lightweight on this front.

Czarb, in It makes you wonder...

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.

Valmond, in Tradition

France:

Do we drink?

Well, are we going to eat? Like sometime in the future.

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