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ook_the_librarian, in They knew all the wicked hits
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These guys had nothing on the Showbiz Pizza Gang.

FlyingSquid, in Behold!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t they get stuck instead?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks, in Come ride me.

Is that a horse with a degree in dentistry or a person that does dental work on horses?

Mr_Fish,

Yes. A horse with a degree in dentistry, specializing in working work horses.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Ah, just like when Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

bane_killgrind,

Pikachu providing cunnilingus to Kirby is a pretty great profile picture

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

I always assumed Kirby did all the blowing so I’m as shocked as he is.

Underwaterbob, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

I see “objectively” is going the same way as “literally” into the modern grammar trash heap of uncertain meaning.

Though I do agree that the sphinx one is cooler.

AreaKode, in They knew all the wicked hits

Risk E Rat’s Pizza!

mob, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

More common words.

humorlessrepost, in Behold!

Marshmallows are IRL note blocks.

letsgo, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

It’s jumps, not jumped, otherwise there’s no S.

And I also prefer the sphinx one.

ArmokGoB,
Veneroso, in Come ride me.

Horse Dentist

Snowpix, in Come ride me.
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TeckFire, in Behold!

Kid named flaming catapult:

Snowpix, in They knew all the wicked hits
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The Rock-afire Gang! Wait, no. Wrong animatronics.

captain_aggravated, in A genre of Country Music...
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Hmm. Hey ChatGPT, write a sci-fi space-themed stereotypical country song.

SkybreakerEngineer,

I don’t care, I’m still free, you can’t take the sky from me

captain_aggravated,
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FAIL! That’s a Sci-Fi space-themed stereotypical folk song.

burgermeister,

Sure, here’s a sci-fi space-themed country song:

“Stars in My Whiskey”

(Verse 1) Out here on the edge of the galaxy’s arm, In my rusted spaceship, away from the farm. I’m missing that old Earth, its green and its blue, But the stars out here sparkle like morning dew.

(Chorus) I’ve got stars in my whiskey, and tears in my eye, Drifting through the cosmos, under the infinite sky. Missing my home, where the red rivers flow, Out here in the stars, with nowhere to go.

(Verse 2) I dance with comets, race with the moon, Sing to the void, out of tune. I dream of cornfields and that sweet country song, But the universe is vast, and the nights are long.

(Chorus) Stars in my whiskey, a heart full of ache, Wandering the heavens, for my old love’s sake. Under the glow of the distant sun’s light, I’m a space cowboy, lost in the night.

(Bridge) Met a Martian girl with eyes like fire, She mended my heart, filled me with desire. But Earth’s sweet memories, they call me back, To the old wooden porch, the long dirt track.

(Chorus) With stars in my whiskey, and dreams in my head, I think of Earth as I float in my bed. The galaxy’s wide, but my heart’s still there, In the sweet country air, without a care.

(Outro) So I’ll keep drifting, with my space-bound blues, Chasing the horizon, in my rocket shoes. But no matter how far, or where I roam, My country heart still calls for home.

flying_sheep,
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That’s exactly the content I expected, but with much better execution.

captain_aggravated,
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Follow-up question, what’s the space equivalent of a slide guitar? A theremin?

aidan,
BackOnMyBS, in Behold!
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

delicious victory 🤤

Crystalizts, in They knew all the wicked hits

that’s what the bone is for!

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