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Imgonnatrythis, in Behold!

Why would they hit the wall in the first place? I don’t get.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Body slamming is the traditional way of waging siege warfare, it’s in all the textbooks I read at WrestleMania University.

Everythingispenguins,

Who was your favorite professor?

ininewcrow, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?
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I always wanted to watch that as a kid … but I also didn’t which is why I’ve never seen it.

EmergMemeHologram,

I loved this movie as a kid. It gave me horrible nightmares.

oldGregg,

What movie is it?

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Looks like “The Dark Crystal” I think.

Mechanize,
FilthyShrooms,
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

The Dark Crystal (I think)

SpaceNoodle,

Showgirls

xpinchx,

Yeah I saw this as a kid on TV. I think I was gone alone and it really freaked me out but I couldn’t turn it off.

ummthatguy,
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Well, you saved yourself some childhood trauma. Still a fun watch, but as an adult, you may want to “enhance” your experience by whichever preferred means.

db2,

trauma

Artax!

Fades,

Goddamn it fuck this movie so fucking much. I hated that I was forced to watch it so in my memories it’s even worse lol

ProstheticBrain,

This is from The Never Ending Story, Op’s pic is from the Dark Crystal isn’t it?

Or are you just adding this to the trauma pile?

db2,

You’re correct on all counts.

ParsnipWitch, (edited )

What? We loved watching the movie as kids and for me it was a beautiful fairytale with some action. I never thought it was scary or anything.

Might be because in Germany fables tend to be on the more drastic side. I still think it’s a great kids movie, on a similar level as The Last Unicorn or The Labyrinth for example.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

The skeksis using the crystal on the gelflings was kinda fucked up. That being said, it’s nowhere near as messed up as Return to Oz. Mombi and the Wheelers.

ParsnipWitch,

The one thing that broke me as a child when it comes to movies was Watership Down. Damn that thing should be 18+

Doxatek,

For fucking real it was terrifying. I had it as well in my early childhood lmao

Catoblepas,

I didn’t see the movie until I was an adult, but I read the book as a 9 year old and loved it. If anything it’s gorier than the movie!

theangryseal,

That movie was amazing. It was like a fever dream. Me and brother watched it at least a thousand times.

Dorrrothyyyy Gaaaallllllleee!

Vespair,

Possibly controversial opinion, but experiencing and processing fear, loss, sorrow, and other difficult feelings is a vital part of growing up. Obviously we should be doing everything in our power to prevent kids from experiencing actual trauma, but introducing them to things which are inherently safe but might take some time to process and reconcile (such as a kid’s/family movie with some challenging scenes) is a good thing, of course within reason and while being respectful of their autonomy and consent

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I think everyone owes it to themselves to experience it. One of my best friends waited until a couple years ago to finally see it. She was terrified, but still thinks Fizzgig is one of the most adorable things ever. Which he is. How can you not love this face?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/CUFjd7IbtTo5O/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952m3hu9fnij1jgayimnsg2ctbjd4le1n9k84rhzfbk&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

db2, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

Fizzgig!

Vaginal_blood_fart,

AAAAAAAGAAGAGAGAGGAGAGGGGHHHHH

UraniumBlazer, in Behold!

Ants be like: Thank you, my lord!

Senseless, in hmm rock

Next pane: splat

Kylah, in A genre of Country Music...

I call it “Honkey-Tech Blues”

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not actually a country song, but I think maybe someone should blow Elon’s nose and then blow his mind. A massive brain aneurism would only benefit the world.

rayyy,

I was going with Elon Blues

clearleaf, in hmm rock

These urges are what the Chao garden in sonic adventure was made for.

Fades,

Damn chao garden… now that’s some good nostalgia

beebarfbadger, in Really any holiday

“Is that a whole egg in your mouth?”

“Hmm-mmm.”

“Then whistle.”

“…”

EffortlessEffluvium, in Behold!

When the dragon shows up we’re having s’mores!

josefo, in And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

It’s Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that’s for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling “thanks for this” so everyone knows you are thankful.

Jeez, some people just mix shit up

FlyingSquid, in David's big break.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wish my career in the entertainment industry had gone that well. I’d probably still be in L.A.

Giving vigorous hand jobs.

daikiki, in A genre of Country Music...

It’s cuntry music.

rayyy,

Pronounced, Cunt- tree

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
ikidd, in Come ride me.
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

One should only pick up a chainsaw after you’re a six-pack into the day.

FlyingSquid, in Really any holiday
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Just for once, I would like someone on Thanksgiving to make a big plate of deviled eggs for me and then another one for everyone else.

FlyingSquid, in Tradition
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nonsense. Weed is legal in so many states now.

FordBeeblebrox,

¿Porque no los dos?

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