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pennomi, in look within

It took a while to understand why this was so deeply unsettling to me… it’s not that the eyeball rolls back into the head to look at the brain, it’s that the eyeball itself somehow has an eyelid…

stebo02,
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and it disappears in the last panel

Klaymore,
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And the brain has an eyeball…

iAvicenna, in Opposite of clickbait
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stepbrother what are you doiiing?

RoseRose56, (edited ) in How much for cuddles?
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Where I can find womens like her? asking for a friend!

afraid_of_zombies,

Anywhere. Now keeping that relationship going will be the tricky part. Think of it cynically. If the only thing you are doing for her is giving her money and adding to the workload she can get your money and not have to work for you by getting divorced. Who doesn’t want to do less work for the same amount of money? She won’t have a relationship with you she will have it with your bank account.

In general I try to be sympathetic to new parents. I was terrified to watch my first born when she was born. Everything else I could help with but I kept worrying that something would happen if I watched our baby alone. It took time, and I built confidence. Then mom was able to run errands or have fun for a few hours. The thing is I wanted to improve.

pipows, in Giddy up partner, we got to get this wagon train a-movin'!
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Me for a moment: “this checks out, I don’t get the joke”

TetraVega, in Cute kitchen appliance

We call that the “pre-wash”.

postmateDumbass, in Opposite of clickbait

Violet’s Tale has a prequel!

dog_, in ern

Urn urn an urn urn. Baltimore native here.

Sotuanduso, in Congratulations !

Wish we had some of these fun bots on Lemmy.

Jumuta,

ehh i find them really boring and annoying honestly

robotica,

Compromise - allow them with a poll, block them if you don’t like them

Asudox,
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It’s easy to make them but those bots, for now, are unneeded and if you ask me annoying. You can expect them when Lemmy becomes more popular though.

FlyingSquid,
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On the other hand, we don’t have the ‘water isn’t wet’ bot.

paddirn, in Opposite of clickbait

“Wait, I’m… adopted?”

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot

shai-huludussy

aviationeast,

Bless it’s cumming and going…

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Bless the Maker and his Water 💦💦💦

XEAL,

Dunelight

Fleshdune

PeriodicallyPedantic,

If you make a lamp out of communion wafers, is that a Fleshlight of Christ?

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Ah fuck, I should have called it: Shai-hulussy

It sounds much better spoken aloud.

Jerb322, in A case of holiday
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What’s he saying?

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Opposite of clickbait

Banjo music starts, then stops

JoMiran, in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot
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I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.

FenrirIII,

Especially in your vagina

jpreston2005, in real

and that cautionary tale would be…?

SpaceNoodle, in Might hurt, but it's worth a shot

Make your own spice blow kit

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