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badmanteau, (edited ) in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

NASA’s just going to get more and more specific to these:

“So there’s this asteroid that’s about the size of Ted from Accounting. Now I mean Ted Abrams from Accounting, not Ted Hillman. Okay? Big difference. Anyway, so it’s roughly the size of Ted, but, like, if Ted tucks himself into a loose cannonball like he’s diving into a pool. I mean, he’s not tightly compact like a ball, we all know Ted isn’t that flexible. I mean, not since he threw out his back a couple.of years ago, poor guy. But get this, y’all: this sucker weighs the same as a 1972 Ford Pinto. Only it’s a Ford Pinto that’s had the engine block removed, is missing the right-read tire (the wheel is there, just no tire), has a quarter tank of gas, and there.are three.Verne Troyers in the seats. Huh? Yeah, the.guy who played Mini Me. No, no. The guy from Jackass is somebody else entirely.

Okay, but yeah, that asteroid’s gonna land smack dab in the middle of Carmel, Indiana’s KFC at about 2:43 AM EST on February 11th, 2024. It’ll mostly disintegrate by the time it hits that a couple of tiny pebbles might bounce off the roof, but it’s important that we let you all know this stuff.”

OutlierBlue, (edited ) in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

Yeah, but how many washing machines big was the crater?

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uzay, in Congratulations !

I like how you can spell fuck using the elements of the periodic table

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Checkmate atheists

IndiBrony, in Giddy up partner, we got to get this wagon train a-movin'!
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lugal, in 🎵Sway with ease🎵

This is governmental propaganda! c/birdsarentreal

rbesfe, in This fish have hats e lol

Mashallah

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Congratulations !

I used to chuckle when the alphabetical order bot on reddit would reply to someone’s extremely dark comment with “Would you look at that? All the words in your comment are in alphabetical order!”

lugal,

I sometimes tried to summon that bot but it didn’t come when you did it intentionally

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I feel I only ever saw it appear when its presence was somewhat problematic lol

Honytawk,

But how would the bot know? They don’t understand the intentions behind the comments.

Unless it wasn’t a bot at all, but a human pretending to be a bot!

lugal,

I guess 1. it might only cover a fraction of comments so if you do it unintentionally and it doesn’t work you don’t notice so that’s a big bias 2. I didn’t try very often so it isn’t statistically significant 3. when I tried it often was in direct or indirect response to the bot so there might be a filter on the bot’s side.

And I sound like I tried more than once, I’m not even sure but surely at least once and at the very most thrice

daniskarma, in Learn something new every day

Jokes on you. I don’t know how to properly pronounce english so it sound like nosense for me.

HerbalGamer,
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I know how to properly pronounce english and that’s exactly why it didn’t work for me.

Macaroni_ninja, (edited ) in How much for cuddles?
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It’s fake, Its a crooked depiction of a toxic relationship which is fucked up, I know, but why would a guy need to be reminded to clean up, or care for their children?

I see everyone is quick to jump on the domestic abuse hate train, but if you are a guy and not doing these things in a relationship you are just as fucked up as this imaginary psycho partner.

Smoogs, (edited )

At first I was thinking they were making fun of people who go to the ‘she’s a nag’ absurdity(it is in shitPost ). Sadly some misogynists got triggered in here.

Phegan, in How much for cuddles?

I hate how our society has created a world where the dad of a family is an extra child for the wife to take care of.

NixDev,

Yeah one of the guys I work with has a 4-5 month old. He came back to work a few weeks ago and Mom is still on maternity leave. He made the comment that because he is working 100% of the child care is done by mom. He has to work so she can has to everything for the kid.

I just said. Wtf and walked away. That is no way to be a father

HelixDab2,

Kinda yes though.

Marriage is a partnership, and both parties need to be contributing. If one person is expected to work 8+ hours a day outside of the home–plus commute, etc.–then the other person needs to be doing the things that keep the household operating. The gender of the people don’t matter; if my wife works as an attorney, and I am a househusband, that means that yeah, I’m doing the cleaning, the laundry, paying the bills, pet care, and all the other things that need to be done while she’s at work. Because housework is my job.

danthehutt,

Yeah, what you’re saying is mostly reasonable but for the mom to do 100% of childcare is bullshit. What kind of dad is that? I personally can’t wait to hold my daughter after work and my “commute”.

MaoZedongers,

Kinda sounds like they want the fun parts like the child holding you enjoy with none of the bad parts, which I don’t think you could consider yourself a father for, more like an uncle.

Smoogs,

Putting toilet seat down shoud not be ‘let’s negotiate my tasks’

That is literally on the list. And what is more cringeful is that you have a house full of kids and an open toilet of water is just asinine level of idiocy from a parent.

That’s ‘ I shouldn’t have to wipe my own ass’ level of incompetence.

NixDev,

Ok so when she gets home she isn’t responsible for anything around the house?

HelixDab2,

TBQH, I should be able to accomplish the day-to-day tasks required to keep a household from sliding into chaos within 10-12 hours in a day. That doesn’t mean that the spouse that works outside the home won’t have to help with irregular chores. But hey, if I sit around on my ass all day and play video games while my wife is at work, and then expect that we’re going to work together to get general household shit done when she gets home, then I’m a huge asshole.

madcaesar, in Learn something new every day

I lost da game? I’m too stupid for the joke apparently

histic,

young* probably

HonoraryMancunian,
madcaesar,

Oh thanks. Yea I’m too old for this I guess 😂

HonoraryMancunian,

It’s actually quite an old game!

Resonosity, in Learn something new every day

What the fuck lmao

S_204, in How much for cuddles?

Glorifying male sexual abuse. Lovely stuff.

SnokenKeekaGuard, in 🎵Sway with ease🎵
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SWAY WITH GEASE OH MY GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT

TragicNotCute,
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One of the best parts of Lemmy is that you can edit the post. No one has to know…

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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I’d feel like a cheat

datelmd5sum, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

Hoe many cubic football fields is a corgi?

dankm,

That’s difficult to imagine, a cubic football field would exist in six demensional space.

datelmd5sum,

How many dimensions does a corgi exist in?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

All of them.

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