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0x4E4F, in dark side

Oh man, this is good 🤣🤣🤣.

answersplease77, (edited ) in How much for cuddles?

Look it’s the only row with full stickers. He was probably forcing their kid to throw up just so that he can clean it. This’s grim as shit

CazRaX,

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Iron_Lynx, in Learn something new every day

I hope you stub your little toe twice today.

random_character_a, (edited ) in dark side
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I’d like to know the story behind that color dispersion.

Is a poodles anus a prism and is it accurate enough to do spectral analyse on what it’s been eating? Would make lab equipment to much cheaper.

Podunk,

To answer your question, Lab analysis is required.

SubArcticTundra,
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It must have eaten those plant hydrogel balls

sagrotan, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin
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I remind you on the duck thing around Christmas

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Not a turkey man, a duck, quack quack mutherfucker

dlpkl, in dark side

Bark side of the moon

JizzmasterD,

I would also have accepted “bark side of the hund”

FlyingSquid, in Always slackin cause I'd rather be quackin
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I just wanna new duck.

sagrotan, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Look who’s talking, stick man

Szymon, in Ummm...

My goodness, I hope that woman finds the help she needs in her life.

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Because of her weight or what she’s saying? Or both?

Szymon, (edited )

There’s likely some deep rooted trauma there which would be beneficial to have some professional guidance to uncover and address through rational eyes. Our brains will create defence mechanisms to protect itself from perceived harm, but the mechanism may not be a healthy one. A professional can help sus out areas of concern for you and give you new tools for dealing with those emotions.

Her unhealthy choices concerning social behavior and eating habits are likely symptoms of a deeper issue.

bullshitter, (edited )

Thanks once again kind stranger. You helped me not get angry at those bitches while also showing me the way to deal with mental problems.

Although I should have known better to give importance to a shitpost.

Szymon, (edited )

Shitpost or not, there’s often an opportunity to reflect and learn. Best of luck my friend

0x4E4F,

I hope so as well… that wasn’t even funny…

Patrizsche,

Oh so you posted for its educational value?

0x4E4F,

Yeah, kinda…

sagrotan, in This fish have hats e lol
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Lawrence of Aquaria

Agent641, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

300mm spherical, 480 kilograms.

dylanTheDeveloper,
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Why does that sound like something people put on their Tinder profiles

DoctorWhookah, in dark side

First chem trails now gay dog farts!

Annoyed_Crabby, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

How many banana again?

FlyingSquid, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know who runs the Jerusalem Post, but they are constantly measuring asteroids passing near Earth against ridiculous things.

182 beavers - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-754217

100 hot dogs - www.jpost.com/science/space/article-749385

48 eggplants - www.jpost.com/science/article-740160

6 Darth Vaders (on Star Wars Day) - www.jpost.com/science/article-741979

That’s just a sample. They do it all the time.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Oh c’mon now darth vader has lost some weight since

hemko,

Okay this gotta be just simply poking fun on Americans

pipows,
@pipows@lemmy.today avatar

Probably just to grab attention

lars, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Don’t make fun of stuff that people have no control over. Big dicks are hot. Small dicks are hot.

The only people that really care are people you’re not sleeping with. Fuck them. Not literally.

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