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Technus, in We're totally screwed

This post just gave me the most cursed idea ever.

Am x86 processor competitor but instead of implementing every single opcode it just has the common ones, and any unknown opcode it asks ChatGPT to write an equivalent C language implementation, JIT-compiles it and executes it.

grue,

Congratulations, you just reinvented basically the same thing (minus the “AI” buzzword) that Transmeta was doing a quarter-century ago.

oddsys,
Technus,

I didn’t say it was original.

moon, in Opposite of clickbait

Hey step bro

taanegl, in If I were a toenail…

Bro… :(

Viking_Hippie, in Don't

Stop believing or forget about me? Stop thinking about tomorrow? I’m going to have to insist on elaboration!

Agent641, in Opposite of clickbait

Banjo music intensifies

EfreetSK, in Don't
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, okay, okay!!! Jeezus …

set_secret, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

or that he is his dad

peg,

Or that his dad is in the small dick.

Ohi, in We do kind of suck...

Global warming aside, we went from industrial revolution to landing a truck-sized robot on the surface of mars in 250 years. I’d say that makes us pretty damn awesome.

lanolinoil,
@lanolinoil@lemmy.world avatar

We don’t have any other examples though. Maybe alien life all gets to physical dimension 5 by year 200 or something. Time being relative and all makes that somewhat feasible.

ziixe, in Well........
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Where did you get a Capri sun with a plastic straw? Every since like 2 or 3 years ago they just do paper ones

I remember once finding one with a plastic straw 6 months after they switched to paper ones, it felt like a jackpot, I can’t imagine they make them with plastic ones though

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Wisconsin. Haven’t seen the paper straws. This pouch happens to be a Kool-Aid version, if that matters…

ziixe,
@ziixe@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Must be an US thing, I live in Europe so it kinda makes sense

Never had kool-aid but heard of it, never knew they made a collab

graymess,

Don’t know if this is still the case, but last time I had a Capri Sun in Europe 2007-ish it was a completely different drink than what I was used to in the US. It was actually more like a fruit juice and had a vibrant color (I emptied it into a cup to see). Compared to our clear, sugar-watery Capri Suns, I thought it was way better. Curious if that’s still the way it is over there.

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Not much tastes the same anymore. The wife and I started freezing different flavors for ice packs in our cooler while camping. As they thawed our boys would get to drink them. Boys are grown, but habits…

TheGrandNagus, (edited ) in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

1000068107

Americans formulating newer and more insane measurements because they can’t use normal ones

RestrictedAccount,

It is our heritage

SVcross,
@SVcross@lemmy.world avatar

Most of America use metric.

dylanTheDeveloper,
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Lies made up by big measurements

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

No.

mojofrododojo, in If I were a toenail…

the struggle isn’t negotiating with the toe-nails… the struggle is the fucking contortions and cramp-inducing reaching properly trimming the bastards involves as you age. jesus h fuck

SubArcticTundra, in Opposite of clickbait
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

How did she not recognize her face!?

andrewta,

Because how you look when you are very young can change as you get older.

abirdperson,
@abirdperson@lemmy.world avatar

Or

andrewta,

What do you mean by “or”?

abirdperson,
@abirdperson@lemmy.world avatar

Well I’m not saying it.

andrewta,

Then why even bring anything up?

Zozano,

Don’t say it. Don’t say it. Don’t say it.

InfiniWheel,

Aging

gmtom,

Do you think babies look like adults but smaller?

MadBob, in Opposite of clickbait

In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like “bloodties the knot” or “trouble in paradise” or something. We’ve strayed from the light.

dan1101,

Incest Reverse Card

Tangent5280,

I like this version. No clickbait.

MadBob,

I respect that, but I remember a story in my local paper years ago about the burger van that was selling porn, and the headline was “burger van sells porn with relish”. I want that world back.

SpaceCowboy,
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I’m waiting for the headlines on a story like this to devolve to the point that it’s like “MILF gives her adopted son permission in public to fuck her daughter (click for pics)”.

wabafee, in Don't
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t

HonoraryMancunian, in Learn something new every day

I had to say it in an American accent to get it (also fuck you)

HollowNaught,
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That would explain why I wasn’t getting the joke

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