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SnokenKeekaGuard, in Singular
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Wow. Now thats a spectacle

HerbalGamer, in It's like everyday
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They actually switch every hour or so, so after two hours you should be back where you left off.

baked_tea,

I hear you can also “manually” switch them when lying down by switching the side of head you’re lying on

ArtVandelay, in A genre of Country Music...
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Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

DigitalPaperTrail, in I got a dig bick.

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  • balderdash9,

    risky click of the day

    WeirdGoesPro, in I will not elaborate
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    Well this is three minutes of my life I can never get back.

    hakunawazo, in It makes you wonder...

    That reminds me of the dark joke:
    A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it’s so dark that you can’t see your hand in close distance. There’s cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: “It’s really scary here.” The man says: “What can I say, I’ll have to walk back all by myself later.”

    TheLurker, (edited ) in A genre of Country Music...

    Poor Elon trying to tech-bro his way into social dominance by buying a social media platform.

    And to think that only ~6 years ago people saw him as a progressive visionary.

    There is the lesson people. Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

    HerrLewakaas,

    I think he feels miserable. No happy person behaves this way

    CryptidBestiary,

    I think that lesson definitely applies to us average folks. But the bigger lesson here is to not trust billionaires. You would have to be a special kind of asshole to reach the status of a billionaire

    fne8w2ah, in A genre of Country Music...

    Boo hoo dumb cunt Elmo!

    Draegur, in hmm rock

    our brains run simulations of awful situations all the time as a diagnostic self-test system. The fact that we recoil in revulsion from destructive intrusive thoughts is a sign that we are still at least nominally sane. Those who yearn for peace prepare for war. Likewise, those who care for their loved ones prepare to face terrible events that might befall them.

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    “why yes indeed brain, it would fucking suck if i jumped off this cliff, thank you for verifying that even if i had no plans of doing so anyways…”

    nik9000,

    That’s why I hate Ferris wheels. Every time.

    victron,
    @victron@programming.dev avatar

    Now imagine riding one with your wife and TWO CHILDREN.

    NEVER. FUCKING. AGAIN.

    (Disclaimer: nothing happened, but the fucking horror and constant stress. That’s the kind of shit I have no problem doing by myself or with my wife only.)

    fosho,

    I’m the guy who thinks it would be great… for 3 seconds anyway.

    maniclucky,

    That rather depends on the height I would think.

    pixeltree,

    It would be great for a few seconds and then it wouldn’t matter anymore. Win win

    hungryphrog, in I got a dig bick.

    One of my rather weird fears is that someday (when I will finally stop being single), I will sext with my partner and then accidentally send a nude to the wrong number.

    Johanno,

    Just send him nudes when you’re single

    milicent_bystandr, in It makes you wonder...

    You’re missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C’mon, guys, you’re smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

    sagrotan, in hmm rock
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t be sorry for these intrusive thoughts. It’s from our ancestors, when they could only survive through killing their offspring. It’s an old part of your brain that plays devil’s advocate. Use it, redirect it, of course, be aware, especially when you’re a sleepwalker.

    CitizenKong, in A genre of Country Music...

    He also looks like a middle-aged woman after her menopause.

    conc,

    Expand on this

    pseudonym,

    Elon already did the expanding

    Peppycito, in Pls help
    GFGJewbacca, in Have you tried sunning you perineum?

    I’m a simple man. I see Dark Crystal, I upvote

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