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GrammatonCleric, in A good deal of IT work, too
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Java, apparently 😂

PP_BOY_, in Show some respect.
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This is udder chaos

ininewcrow,
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milking it for all they’ve got

hakunawazo,

I think it’s a moo-tivational poster and in our breast interest.

GrammatonCleric, in Show some respect.
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I loved her in Kung Pow, great fight scene

root_beer, in A genre of Country Music...

His truck’s a piece of shit too, that’s big important here

flicker, (edited ) in It's like everyday

I just wanted to say these comments are off the chain. This is how the internet used to be- just people chatting, making jokes and telling stories.

I didn't know how much I missed it.

Sheeple,
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Welcome to the Internet without corporate rot

i_am_tired_boss,
nixcamic,

I’m enjoying these brief moments of Lemmy before it becomes mainstream. Who knows maybe it never will which is kinda bad but also kinda good.

Zink,

It stinks to think that the mainstreaming of this platform that definitely should go mainstream would probably diminish its value for me specifically.

But I guess that’s what communities and even themed instances are for.

ARk, in Show some respect.

excuse me sir why would you leave them expose if you don’t want people loo-[redacted for sexist comments, racism, bigotry, anti-lgbt, infringing on human rights, privacy, 1st amendment, gdpr]

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yetAnotherUser,
ARk,

lol damn it’s a shitpost guys

andrew_bidlaw, (edited )
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Don’t worry, just shit more. Once you get your rectals used to it, it’d come off naturally.

That one didn’t feel funny because of a long list of categories, and then a list of coursive paragraphs. It was long and I couldn’t find a place to react on.

You either keep them short, or intentionally drag them this long providing the reason - maybe, a legit-looking derangement. Once it gets boring it stops to be read as a joke or an absurd statement, but as a genuine position of someone not touching a piece of grass in their lifetime.

Be well fellow human.

Just after writing that, I’ve found an example of a wild derangement that just keeps going: lemmy.world/comment/5549733

x4740N,
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Now this makes me wonder how many people have trained a ditto to shape-shift I to their crush

Hegar, in Big brain energy

This is one of the insights of the Daoist text the Zhuangzi. He talks a lot about the usefulness of uselessness in avoiding misery and exploitation.

"Enough!” said Woodworker Shi. “Say no more about it. It’s waste wood! Make a boat from it and it will sink; make a coffin from it and it will rot; make a utensil from it and it will break; make a gate from it and it will run sap; make a pillar from it and insects will infest it. You can’t make lumbar from such a tree; it’s useless! That is why it has lived to such an age.”

After Woodworker Shi returned home, the altar oak appeared to him in a dream. “What were you comparing me to? Did you mean to compare me to those lovely trees, like the sour cherry and pear, the tangerine and pomelo – fruit bearing trees that are ripped apart once their fruit ripens? Disgraced by all that ripping, their limbs split and their branches torn, they find only bitterness in life and end by dying before their natural years are up. They bring it on themselves, being torn up by the common crowd. It is thus for all types of things.

Stamets, in Who here wants radiation?
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You promise that it is lethal?

STRIKINGdebate2,
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I don’t know the amounts but I looked it up and 400 is the lethal amount. So

Stamets, (edited )
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@DharmaCurious / @antik / @xusontha / @negativenull / @Lydia_K

When do I get to receive my death and do I have to sign for it? Also does multiple tags mean that I get multiple dies?

antik,
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Stamets nooo <3

Stamets,
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Stamets yessss

dejected_warp_core,

Too bad. We’re thwarting your plans.

Stamets,
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NO. LEMME DIEEEEEEEEE

CertifiedBlackGuy,

I like the cut of your jib, son.

RizzRustbolt,

What do you care? You’re obviously immune to tagging.

antik,
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What? …

Stamets,
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I think he’s referring to the fact that your display name isn’t merely Antik but Antik zalgo-ified.

xusontha,

zap

DharmaCurious,
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PP_BOY_,
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Not great, not terrible.

MissJinx,
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came for it, not disapointed

flicker, in Singular

Leela's glass.

kamenlady, in Singular
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Allan, the Alien’s glasses

Veticia, (edited ) in A good deal of IT work, too
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Your teacher was at least right about not using Google. Use literally whatever else

PsychedSy, in Farside

It’s also an album name from the group Watch the Duck. Good shit.

rockerface, in Big brain energy

Where I’m working it’s called “managing expectations”

porkins, in A genre of Country Music...

I’m sure that the Saudis are compensating him for his losses on Twitter. This was a planned demolition.

bastian_5, in Big brain energy

If you think you’re useless you probably ARE being taken advantage of.

gramathy,

Jokes on them, I pretend to be useful to everyone else but I’m not

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