excuse me sir why would you leave them expose if you don’t want people loo-[redacted for sexist comments, racism, bigotry, anti-lgbt, infringing on human rights, privacy, 1st amendment, gdpr]
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Don’t worry, just shit more. Once you get your rectals used to it, it’d come off naturally.
That one didn’t feel funny because of a long list of categories, and then a list of coursive paragraphs. It was long and I couldn’t find a place to react on.
You either keep them short, or intentionally drag them this long providing the reason - maybe, a legit-looking derangement. Once it gets boring it stops to be read as a joke or an absurd statement, but as a genuine position of someone not touching a piece of grass in their lifetime.
Be well fellow human.
Just after writing that, I’ve found an example of a wild derangement that just keeps going: lemmy.world/comment/5549733
This is one of the insights of the Daoist text the Zhuangzi. He talks a lot about the usefulness of uselessness in avoiding misery and exploitation.
"Enough!” said Woodworker Shi. “Say no more about it. It’s waste wood! Make a boat from it and it will sink; make a coffin from it and it will rot; make a utensil from it and it will break; make a gate from it and it will run sap; make a pillar from it and insects will infest it. You can’t make lumbar from such a tree; it’s useless! That is why it has lived to such an age.”
After Woodworker Shi returned home, the altar oak appeared to him in a dream. “What were you comparing me to? Did you mean to compare me to those lovely trees, like the sour cherry and pear, the tangerine and pomelo – fruit bearing trees that are ripped apart once their fruit ripens? Disgraced by all that ripping, their limbs split and their branches torn, they find only bitterness in life and end by dying before their natural years are up. They bring it on themselves, being torn up by the common crowd. It is thus for all types of things.
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