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Bleach7297, in word
@Bleach7297@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean, why not?

xorollo, in word

This post is the equivalent of posting a picture of a locked safe. Internet laws require a follow up within 24 hours. Please comply.

pimento64, (edited ) in "Sometimes dead is better" - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary

First base
Second base
Third base
Fourth base
Fifth base
Sixth base
Seventh base
Eighth base
Why are there soah meneah baaases

Slow, in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Perhaps this cake should be given to your girlfriend?

THE_ANON, (edited ) in word

Flush one down in the name of science .

BeigeAgenda, in word
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Do not flush yourself down the toilet to avoid paying rent!

Sorgan71, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 1)

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    MataVatnik,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    Tell that to the 349 people that died in two 737 Max crashes 6 months apart from each other after Boeing decided to skirt regulation and cut cost.

    Sorgan71,

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    MataVatnik,
    @MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

    One thing is people dying from a car accident due to driver error or bad conditions, but it’s another thing to die from a car accident after your car decides to drive you into a wall at 100mph because manufacturers wanted to make extra profit.

    pensivepangolin, in Ya know,

    And that’s how Twitter was born

    Paddzr, in Question in Physics

    Chunky milk lives rent free in my head.

    sbv, in Ya know,

    bonus points if it includes alliteration or it rhymes

    BigDaddySlim, in Nervous System when Confident System walks in
    @BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world avatar

    When I’m taking the meanest, life threatening shit of my life and someone opens the stall door

    xploit, in What if

    faints

    Thorry84, in I listened to this, now you have to as well

    That poor cat

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    There was a cat 🤨?

    JohnWorks, in Fuck the balloon police

    youtu.be/FIXvt9y7ims

    nifty, in What a bargain!
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    Hmmm, nah. If I was getting my ass cleaned, then you’re paying me.

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