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hungryphrog, in We do kind of suck...

That dude was definitely an alien in disguise.

jaschen, in Opposite of clickbait

For those who want to read more about it, I did the work and found the article.

news.yahoo.com/woman-discovers-her-sons-bride-182…

A woman in eastern China had the shock of her life when she found out that her son was marrying her long-lost daughter. The reunion occurred right at the would-be spouses’ wedding in Suzhou, Jiangsu province on March 31, according to Sohu News. The shocking discovery was made after the woman noticed a birthmark on the bride’s hand, which looked strikingly similar to that of her long-lost child. Determined to uncover the truth, the woman mustered the courage to ask the bride’s parents whether she was adopted. After explaining her story and the identical birthmark, the bride’s parents eventually confirmed that their child had been adopted. Details were quickly ironed out and the bride confirmed that she was, indeed, the woman’s long-lost biological daughter. It turns out she went missing as a child and was picked up by her adoptive parents on the roadside some 20 years ago. The wedding could have been called off at this point, but the woman also revealed that her son — her now-daughter’s groom — was also adopted. The wedding proceeded as planned, but the shocking twist is one detour their guests will never forget. In photos that went viral on Chinese social media, the bride can be seen breaking down and hugging her long-lost mother tightly. It’s unknown how exactly the daughter went missing, but some are raising the possibility of human traffickers being the culprit. It’s also unclear whether the woman’s adopted son — now her son-in-law — will be searching for his own parents.

Ilovethebomb,

Mark my words, a movie will be made about this one day.

WarmSoda,

This has Hallmark all over it

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Nah, it’s not formulaic enough.

Vilian,

how if went missing because of traffickers, but was adopted at the roadside??

Shou,

Wonder if they wanted a son.

LemmyKnowsBest,

A trafficking reject 😢

bstix,

Road traffic works in mysterious ways.

lars,

It’s called a fucking zipper and the only time Americans plan for the future is when they find out their lane is ending so they merge as early as possible like savages.

jaybone,

You should merge as late as possible?

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

That’s how zipper merge works

youtu.be/P96_FPMD9TA?si=uyy1rixz407bjIKk

MrBusiness,

In a civilized society maybe, but for the life of me I can’t figure out why city traffic assholes think sticking bumper to bumper and preventing mergers benefits them at all.

Napain, in How much for cuddles?

are the straights ok?

duckythescientist,

No we aren’t 😞

TseseJuer,

do gays not give bjs after a certain amount of gold stars?

Agent641, (edited )

How exactly do the gays transact for sex with their spouses? Like, do they pick one who will withold sex from the other until chores are done? Or do they swap roles monthly? How do they decide which one will be the begger and which one will grudgingly submit to their clumsy, sweaty defilement?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

afraid_of_zombies,

Yes this is outrage bate.

MaoZedongers,

hahaha

no

paddirn, in Don't

Yea, but she got them thangs though

Mr_Blott, in Opposite of clickbait

MailOnline = We’re just making shit up now

takeda, in Giddy up partner, we got to get this wagon train a-movin'!

Originally cowboy was a cattle herder that traditionally was horseback riding.

superfes, in Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick.

Man, momo Jesus is a dick.

eskimofry, (edited ) in Giddy up partner, we got to get this wagon train a-movin'!

Cows are what he is looking at/after.

Macaroni_ninja, in Don't
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

The longer I look at it the more I don’t

mvirts, in Everything I hate in one pic

Same

mvirts, in We're totally screwed

That checks out

SnokenKeekaGuard, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Some Alex Horne metric that is

Mr_Blott,

How many Little Alex Hornes per baby elephant?

SnokenKeekaGuard, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Also reminded me of ‘small boulder the size of a large boulder’

robocall, in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

That’s one dense meteor

SonnyVabitch,

See, it worked!

How much is that in washing machines?

9point6, (edited ) in We're totally screwed

First I’ve heard of these so I looked into it

It’s basically a continuation of VIA’s x86 tech (they sold the cyrix processors for a while if anyone remembers them). I assumed it was just copyright theft, but these are legitimately licensed x86 chips.

Apparently the current generation of these is like the Ryzen 3000 series, but I can’t find any actual benchmarks, so I’ll take that with a bit of salt. I doubt they will have the same power efficiency as the OP ones since the clock is apparently at 3.7GHz.

This is much cooler than I initially realised though. A viable 3rd player can keep competitor prices down so we would all benefit even if most of us aren’t buying these chips

Fudoshin,
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

I think I had a Cyrix 233 at one point in the 90s. Can’t believe we’ve got calculators that are faster than that now!

themoonisacheese,
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

Gamers Nexus tried one a while back. It wasn’t great but it ran.

thisbenzingring,

The cyrix line of cpu was always far behind intel and amd. They ran super hot too. One time we wanted to see how much we could overclock one and it burned itself through the motherboard!

umbrella, (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

the current generation of these is like the Ryzen 3000 series

They are not like Ryzens, they are actual Ryzens made in collaboration with AMD. They have a few differences but its pretty much the same chip, same performance. I think they are still making these chips.

IIRC they still update their old VIA-based chips in parallel for embedded applications or something. Don’t quote me on this one, it has been a while.

9point6,

I thought the Chinese AMD chips were called Hygon or something like that?

In fact a quick google suggests these are two different CPU lines, but I might be getting it wrong

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

Its been a long time since I read about it, I’m the one probably getting this wrong.

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