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Slow, in Me Me Me Meme

Can you explain the meme?

Hider9k, in Fan

If real that cat likely had the worst time of its life or died

BananaPeal, in I'd "Aaa" too tbh
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If he was dying, he wouldn’t bother to carve ‘aarrggh’. He’d just say it!

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in BIRDS.

Depends on how the song is interpreted. The intention is probably “by the 𝑛ᵗʰ day of Christmas, my true love had given to me [list of 𝑛+(𝑛–1)+…1 items]” but the actual grammar means that by day 12, you’d have received 𝑛(13–𝑛) of the 𝑛ᵗʰ item, or

  • 12 drummers drumming
  • 22 pipers piping
  • 30 lords-a leaping
  • 36 ladies dancing
  • 40 maids a-milking
  • 42 swans a-swimming
  • 42 geese a-laying
  • 40 gold rings
  • 36 calling birds
  • 30 French hens
  • 22 turtle doves
  • 12 partriges in pear trees

Total is 184 birds. By day 7, only 69 birds, up 50 % from 46 by day 6. At least the number of received birds stays constant (23) on days 8-12. The geese technically-a-reproducing are not accounted for, as the eggs might not be fertilized and take several weeks to hatch.

Also explored in an awesome video by Vihart: YouTube/Piped/Vimeo

Artyom,

Curse you Carl Friedrich Gauss and your distribution! Is there no escape?!?

downdaemon,
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this is why i come to lemmy

TimewornTraveler,

Fourty! Golden! Rings!

HiddenLayer5, in Microplastic overdose
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Remember when fruit stickers used to be paper and biodegradable? Now they’re all fucking plastic because they need their logo to be shinier I guess.

hiyidef646, in Prehistoric shitposting

Literal shit posting

lugal, in BIRDS.

I wonder who’s behind it. c/birdsarentreal

bernieecclestoned, in prick

Hope he goes back to normal school for a while to make some friends and get laid

theodewere, in So angery
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

maybe he has really itchy teeth

independantiste, in I'd "Aaa" too tbh
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I think what happened is that’s the sound the person made when they saw it coming out with their friend next to them laughing their ass off and calling it like that after

AceQuorthon, in I'd "Aaa" too tbh

When the pee be “Aaa”

It do be like that

Annoyed_Crabby, in prick

5 degree? That’s cold!

reflex, in prick
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

My dude looks like he hasn't slept since convocation.

FiskFisk33, in Microplastic overdose

I got a milkshake a while back, in a plastic container, with a plastic lid, for some reason it also came with a plastic spoon, and a paper straw, since they are cutting down on plastics…

SlopppyEngineer,

It’s why the EU voted in regulations today against single use packaging despite howls of protest from the fast food industry.

TimewornTraveler, in So angery

four in one month???

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