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SlopppyEngineer, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Because I use the only one that I can remember.

SnipingNinja, in Wife Material

Hoping to find a woman like that, we both love each other for who we are, and that’s it. That’s life

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Poor doggo

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/fe3a5b6d-8b3a-4c64-91e1-63a04ce0f73c.jpeg

sirico,
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🍄🍄

Kolanaki, in So angery
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“My gums always bleed when I brush my teeth.”

“That means you’re not brushing enough.”

“But I brush 3 times every day!”

DriftinGrifter, in Is this still available?

Seen someone hit a halfpipe in these

Slow, in Poor doggo

At first I thought it was a honey badger…

m_f, in Prehistoric shitposting
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I find it pretty amazing how someone figured out how to make cassava edible. It’s got enough cyanide to kill you unless it goes through some complex process of mashing and boiling. Who thought to themselves “this killed Greg, but maybe it’ll be delicious if I boil it for a little longer”?

rah, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.

library

sale

Wut?

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in Poor doggo
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visible confusion

-Badger

sour, in Don't want to give them any funny ideas
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can you speak french

newtraditionalists, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.

I worked at a library in college. It was amazing. Truly one of my favorite jobs I've had. Libraries are legitimately one of the best things about modern society. Go support your local library folks!!

jballs,
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If libraries were pitched as a new idea in this political climate, they would be called communist and the idea would never get off the ground.

ares35, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.
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with a 'no late-fees' policy, truly is '100% off' (...your first 'purchase' only, probably)

gvsteve, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.

If your kids keep asking for every thing they see at every store, and you’re tired of telling them no most of the time, take them to the library and say YES YES YES YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT!!!

moosetwin,
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my mom tried this on me when I was little, and then said no when I wanted to check out with ~10 books, I was so mad

octoperson, in Bread

Bunch of people ain’t getting curly hair!

theblueredditrefugee, in I'm not a monster

I still feel bad about the one time I didn’t return a shopping cart.

A creepy guy was hitting on me and wouldn’t take no for an answer, didn’t feel safe to go anywhere but in my car and the fuck out of there.

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