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produnis, in Happy Thanksgiving!
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Hahahahahahaahahahaha, good one! :)

originalucifer, in Let's all be thankful.
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legend. back when things could be untraceable

Amir, in Good Friends Know How To Keep The Laughs Coming
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Comedy Cemetery

usualsuspect191, in Poor doggo

I know this is a joke and all, but I’m really doubting it’d be too cold in October for a blue heeler; those dogs are tough as nails

gatelike, in Microplastic overdose

my mom used to buy that crap along with nasty white bread. she still microwaves food on plastic plates that are decades old with visible knife cuts and bacteria stains in them. she used to be a life long democrat like our blue collar grand parents. Now she wants to stop immigrants even though she wouldn’t recognize any and doesn’t live anywhere near a border and she’s already retired.

Anyway, don’t eat that cheese, pick something else and don’t turn into a dick when you get old.

moosetwin, in The library where my wife works is having a Black Friday sale.
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I’d be worried that people would not return books and then point to this when they get late fees.

originalucifer, in Happy Thanksgiving!
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duuuuuude we are very close to feeding a bot new lyrics and hearing it in the original artists voices/style

Prunebutt, in Noone will notice

Can someone explain this?

pipows, in The actors who have played this iconic role
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I don’t think the problem with Leto’s Joker was Leto, but the production and the script

Dylan, in Poor doggo

Me: Aw you poor dog come here.

Badger: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Me: You look hungry lets get you fed.

Badger: Oh shit forreal?

octoperson, in Microplastic overdose

I’ve just realised why that stuff always tastes like plastic

ininewcrow, in If you ever need your kid to be quiet just them this.
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When I was about eight, my friends and I snuck into a construction site and went exploring. One of the older boys convinced all us younger ones that you could use the pink stuff as toilet paper. A few boys including the one who made this claim went and did a number two and used this magical ‘toilet paper’. Everything was fine for the first hour … then they had to run home crying and figure out how to explain this to their parents.

It was an important lesson … I never used it as toilet paper.

Daniel you crazy kid, I think about him every time I see pink insulation.

21Cabbage, in Poor doggo

I know he’s not but he looks really cuddly.

sidekickplayah, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Sphinx of black quartz is for edgy nerds who take themselves to seriously. Quick brown fox is chill, like a cool autumn day when the light hits just right and everythings golden. It’s bliss

Polarsailor, in It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway.

Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

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