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Steamymoomilk, in Elon hires JC

Do a night rider and just dress yourself as the car seat

BeefPiano, in Elon hires JC

The joke is that’s John Cena and he says “you can’t see me”

Stalinwolf, in Double Barrel
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s referred to as double doggin’.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yer mom loves double doggin ;)

awwwyissss, in No more Mr. Nice Clown

Another ad for McDonald’s? Their disgusting “food” puts many people in the grave.

blahsay, in Had to

What’s all over his pants? Butter, salt and shame 😂

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Mostly shame

nebula42, in Meme of theseus

It originally said something like “MFS be like “subway sucks”” and then at the bottom it said “my brother in Christ you made the sandwich”

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Thanks, I totally forgot which meme that was.

Although to defend the complainer: it’s hard to make a good sandwich when your ingredients are Subway.

PotatoKat,

Aktuallee the original had the N word instead of my brother in christ

Ethanol, in Lmk

I know a fun fact:
You know how a packet of 8 bits is called a byte? A packet of 4 bits, which is half a byte, is called a nibble!

Malfeasant,

Ackshully, it’s spelled nybble…

LordBelphegor, in Elon hires JC

John Xina

thenewred, in Double Barrel

You can already do this at Gene and Jude’s

Jayb151,

Was gonna say, I’ve been having double dogs for 30 years.

xX_fnord_Xx,

Word. Maybe it’s a Chicago thing. More Weiner Less Bun.

aeronmelon, in Trust the leprechauns
Gork, in Meme of theseus

A “sandwich” made with “bread” that is more sugar than bread with mystery “tuna fish” that is totally 100% tuna.

awwwyissss,

I was gonna say, aren’t sandwiches food? Better call that thing in the picture something else

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

100 years after sliced bread was invented; bread that doesn’t stale and doesn’t mold for 2 weeks on a counter-top, and still Europe is baffled.

There are reasons to add sugar to bread, quite a lot actually. It causes faster fermentation, increases the Maillard reaction, can make the bread softer, prevents going stale, etc.

I’m not defending subway in particular: they are terrible. But it’s not because they add sugar to their bread dough. And Europe pretending this isn’t bread is food elitism that ignores that massive differences in production and culture.

that is more sugar than bread

Also very hyperbolic. Subway has 4% sugar, which is high but not cake. Cake recipes are often 25-50% sugar.

Cort,

To be fair, that 4% is double the max limit to be called bread in Ireland, potentially more if it’s 4% of the whole recipe as opposed to 4% of the flour weight.

BastingChemina,

Yes, in Ireland the Subway “bread” cannot be classified as bread because of the amount of sugar in it.

The subway sandwich “bread” enters the cake category.

Gork, (edited )

Unfortunately from a topological standpoint, this is still classified as a sandwich according to the Cube Rule of Food.

https://files.catbox.moe/ifw676.jpg

SkybreakerEngineer,

From a topological standpoint, you are a donut.

pm_me_your_lotto_num,

Disagree. Subway doesn’t cut the loaf all the way through so their sandwiches are tacos according to the cube rule.

CareHare, (edited )
skulblaka,

Oh it gets worse.

According to the full documentation, soup is a salad, salad is either quiche or nachos depending on prep style, and nigiri is toast. Notably, salad itself does not fall under the “salad” cube rule.

Tristaniopsis, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

Allero,

But that one is true!

Tristaniopsis,

Sorry, I reached for the most extreme thing I could think of quickly.

SocialMediaRefugee,

You mean sliding out unless you have some weird shits

Tristaniopsis,

What? You mean you don’t suck/ push them in/ out for a few minutes before releasing them into the wild to seek their fortune elsewhere?

Tristaniopsis, in Lmk

I don’t.

jerrythegenius, in Lmk
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

I can blow balloons up with my nose. In fact, I can even multitask and do one with each nostril. I also learned to do them with my nose before my mouth (don’t ask why, I really don’t know. Yeah I can be a bit weird).

Lennnny, in Lmk
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

I know a guy, I’ll hook you up

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