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AeonFelis, in How Croissants are made

And when you cut it, you find out it was cake all along.

NigelFrobisher, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

People sometimes ask why I put milk in my tea, and I just show them how how brown the strongly-brewed tea turns the mug.

lemurian_time_sorcery,

Does milk help with that?

rockstarmode,

Is that a problem?

ICastFist, in Lmk
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I have experience living as a human

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve long imagined what that must be like…

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Lmk
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I heard Farmer’s knows a thing or two, because they’ve seen a thing or two.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

And they write it all down and charge a reasonable price.

Ok, I’m joking, but only kinda. Those things are pretty neat to thumb through. I don’t know if the money goes to some wack-job. It’s almost certain due to the invisible hand.

inb4 woosh …bah bah-dah … bah dah pah dum

Aceticon, in 'We are splattered here today'

What’s the last thing that goes through the head of a bug hitting a windshield at 70 mph?

…

Its butt.

Klnsfw, in How Croissants are made

Bullshit. The croissants are not fried, but baked in the oven.

lars,

American here who hadn’t realized just how much I could rhetorically love having a honey-glazed deep-fried croissant bucket in my life

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Americans would cram pulled pork into that thing and wonder why they are having a heart attack.

0ops,

It has coleslaw so it’s healthy! Full disclosure, I really, really want to eat one of these rn, hold the bug though

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What do you do with all the time you save writing ‘rn’ instead of ‘right now’?

It has to add up to minutes a year!

0ops,

Take the time to reply to you, I guess

BigFatNips,

EPIC BURN lol

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ouch and there’s definitely better things you can do with your time savings!

0ops, (edited )

*there is

Edit: or is it there are? I do not even knoweth

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

We can say there’s instead of there is.

In speaking and in some informal writing, we use there’s even when it refers to more than one. This use could be considered incorrect in formal writing or in an examination:

I don’t think a lemmy comment would be considered formal writing so frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

0ops,

fr

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s interesting because chortle my balls is basically nonsensical but if I told you to perform that act it still makes more sense then trying to figure out with fr or rn means.

rickyrigatoni,

To believe that a snack as low cholestorol as that would give us a heart attack. Such a sweetly intoxicating innocent.

olmium, in Double Barrel

What’s the difference between the left and right hot dog?

ouRKaoS, (edited )

One is on the left while the other is on the right.

Emerald,

The left hot dog is a communist, the right hot dog is a capitalist

Fedizen, in How Croissants are made

they call it land shrimp

stoy, in Seems like just anyone can use Hubspot these days

Hubspot?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds like the traditional Dutch dish “Hutspot”

Crashumbc, in How Croissants are made

I hate you

anarchyrabbit,

I did not need to see this!

voodooattack, in How Croissants are made

Is this… a bug report?

FlyingSquid, in 'We are splattered here today'
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”

Tristaniopsis, in Double Barrel

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

Putting one on top of another is fine though.

Agent641,

Ah, the over-under tek! Nice!

Godnroc,

That would make it a taco. A hot dog taco. Hotco.

Tristaniopsis,

Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.

FlyingSquid, in Double Barrel
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But is a hot dog a sandwich?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s a taco. Next question

SkyezOpen,

Where do you draw the line on acceptable pizza toppings?

coriza,

There is no line.

mxcory,

Absolutely is, there is a song. That proves it.

Warning: There is some language. (Just a few words.)
youtu.be/ccfTkuCjI_0?si=zgkY3HZiZgSC9cck

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know, I trust John Hodgman on this and many other things…

bruhduh, in Mario or something idk I dont watch anime
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

His face says it all

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