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Onaltau, in Delicious Shake

Not so vegetarian anymore!

Also why would beans only been vegetarian and not vegan? What’s in the sauce, I wonder?

KpntAutismus,

bones, probably.

waz,

Honey?

AllNewTypeFace, in True shit
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Surely using a powerful magnet would be more effective

psy32nd,

Not if the cup is made out of plastic

AllNewTypeFace,
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Put the magnet inside the cup.

psy32nd,

But glue is more liquid than a magnet (liquid in sense of money because it’s easily available like cash)

uis, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...
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If Biden is bi den, then is Trump gay?

Raiderkev, in Underappreciated humour

A friend once took a sharpie to a buddy’s name tag at work, changing Craig to Graig. At first he couldn’t figure out why the customers kept calling him Greg, then some lady said something like "I’ve never seen such a unique spelling of the name Graig before. He looked down n saw his name tag. Hilarity ensued. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who works with a Craig at a job that people wear name tags for.

Toneswirly, in Delicious Shake

That better be a Tofu Dog!

Olmai, in A terrifying new phenomenon

A good black hole

sagrotan, in Underappreciated humour
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Our Andy went from Andronimo to just Mo, he has to explain it at least 3 times a day lol

Diprount_Tomato, in It's not door number 2?
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💀

AI_toothbrush,

💀

RustyNova, in Ancient wisdom

Never give a fuck in the mouth. Got it

jmcs, in That's what she said?

Pushed with what? A jackhammer?

c0mbatbag3l,
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Power drill

MrNesser, in It's not door number 2?

Could have added 1 more t

CurlyMoustache,
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“Hatte”?

MrNesser,

Butt

sagrotan, in It's not door number 2?
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*butt

LazaroFilm,
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KoRn

sagrotan, in That's what she said?
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The USB cable?

bingbong,

Garden hose

Gurfaild,
Steamymoomilk, in That's what she said?

If thats his push, then whats his pull like?

Slow, in Delicious Shake

it was already here

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