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TrickDacy, in Pavlov's conditioning
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What’s haunting about this question?

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Your brain being altered without your consent/awareness?

braxy29,

i suppose it’s that his intent was to train (essentially to control) something apart from himself, but he likely trained himself in the process (created something within himself that he did not control, at least for as long as the response was conditioned).

Kusimulkku,

Assuming he was conditioned by the sound of the bell. Which might not be the case.

RIP_Cheems, in help
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Might as well get a skin graft.

vivadanang, in Be a better pirate.

what kinda land lubber whaleshite be this?

Kase, in Underappreciated humour

Help me out, what’s a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)

DillyDaily,

You could always throw on a hyphenated middle name. She’s no longer Jessica, she’s Jessica-Anne.

I have a short full name, think something along the lines of “Sam Dal” (it’s not, but same vibes), a lot of people ask what Sam is short for, but the answer is nothing, my legal name is just Sam. My friends will call me “Samuel Jay Dalford” as running joke. Made additionally funny because it’s a masculine name and I’m not a man.

quicksand, (edited )

Reminds me of my old coworker Frank. His dad was Fransisco but his parents just went for straight up Frank lmao

Chadus_Maximus, (edited )

I’m afraid you’re shit out of luck. Jessica is already an elongated name. If it were something like Jess, you could use Jessilda.

Kase,

Oh yeah I pretty much exclusively call her Jess or J. Not sure why I didn’t just put Jess in the original comment lol.

Jesslinda is amazing! She’s gonna hate it, it’s perfect. Ooh, I like Jessabeth too.

I forgot all about it, but when we were younger I used to call her random J names for a while. Jeremy was a favorite. Good times.

wieson,

Jessifer

Grass,

I have used Jessandra/Jessessandra, Jessinald, Jesstancia, Jessentina, Jessanca, Jesstoria, Jessody, Jesselia, Jessolet, Jessilda, Jessephine, Jessevieve, Jessentine, Jesselaide, Jessalie, Jesselope, Jessatrice, Jesselia, and many more. Just because she introduced herself saying her name was easier to remember than the other two that had just introduced themselves. Admittedly I can’t remember their names.

Kase,

Yay! This is a gold mine. Thank you

Moneo,

No problem Kaselina.

MargotRobbie, in Underappreciated humour
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That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margoritaville Robbiertson to you!

EmperorHenry, in Underappreciated humour
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I do that when I fuck with scammers. When I give them fake names I come up with some improper spelling of an incorrect long form name…Or do I? Maybe I stopped doing that recently…If any scammers from any country are reading this, I’m always changing my methods.

morrowind, in Helicopters are okay.
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mojo, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Vacations are killing us! Ban Hawaii!

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey might as well die happy . VACATION woo!

PersnickityPenguin, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

What’s a “man deats”

LemmyKnowsBest,

I think they misspelled “teats.” Those little milker nipples.

nilloc,

You answer is clearly better, but if op was seriously asking, I think they meant “mandates”.

The truck author would probably assume mandates are a Gay’s thing though if he spelled it right.

captain_aggravated, in Underappreciated humour
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A girl I went to high school with had a teddy bear named Tedward.

abbadon420, in Be a better pirate.

Oki-diddely-doki, neighbour

shroomaroomboom, in Ancient wisdom

Kiss Not
The Ass

hakunawazo,

Don’t dead open inside?
Kiss the not ass? Good advice.

Doodleschmit, in Underappreciated humour
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Sometimes I call a coworker Stevinold. He’s usually nonplussed about it.

lowleveldata, in Ancient wisdom

Give what then

smeg,

Your material possessions to the needy

ininewcrow, in True shit
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