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ekZepp, in A productive conversation
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Indeed.

lemmyman,

Nobody asked your opinion dude

Hjalamanger,
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

And nobody askt for your opinion on that dudes opinion

THE_ANON, (edited )

And nobody asked your opinion on that dudes opinion of that dudes opinion

DarylDutch,

My bad… i asked everyone’s opinion on it. Down in the comment section. Also i you’d like to rate it 5 stars and sibsribe that would be wonderful.

ekZepp,
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Don’t call me dude, bro.

z500,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

Don’t call me bro, buddy.

THE_ANON,

Don’t call me buddy homie

ekZepp, (edited )
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t call me homie, guy.

Paradachshund, in A productive conversation

This is all well and good if you have a group that can be on this level, but also don’t be surprised if people get upset when all you do is yuck their yums. Read the room in other words.

MostlyGibberish,

Right. If you want to debate with people you have a rapport with, great. But if you’re just being a contrarian and only talking about why you don’t like something other people enjoy, they’re gonna think you’re a dick.

ThrowawayPermanente, in Fun Run

Great, now she thinks she’s invincible

Deez,

I mean, she’s not wrong

BeMoreCareful,

How do we vote her in as president?

Mamertine, in Drive into anything

I love that there’s just an endless supply of Escalades exiting the freeway.

jayemar,

I’m not sure the drivers waiting for the light to change love it

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

Getting stuck at a slow-strobing green waiting for the train of clones to pass by is easily the worst part of driving.

Lag,

I read that as throbbing green, which I support.

CanadianCarl,

They don’t call him the green giant for no reason.

GBU_28,

All we know for sure is there’s more than 1. The previous one could be driving very very fast to get back up there and repeat.

Jimbo, in A productive conversation
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I’d just like to point out the random cock vore comment, that is all

taiyang,

It’s our reward for making it to the end!

fossphi, (edited )

Lemmy instance checks out?

Sendpicsofsandwiches, in Fun Run
@Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works avatar

That went way better than I thought it would

Divinitous,

I completely agree. When I was a kid there was a slide in a playground that had rollers. Someone showed me how to hold onto a bar and run on the rollers. Well I slipped and smashed my face into the rollers losing a front tooth. Many thousands later and I was a kid under to witha root canal and a false tooth. It’s still holding strong.

BigBrainBrett2517,

🫣🫣🫣😱 … Oh… Oh cool. Anxiety lvls back to normal.

jewbacca117, in Mistakes were made

Easy, just have no personality

fossphi,

And as a win win, you also get to have no friends!

Kolanaki, in Cant play monster hunter
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Is that a thumb or a turkey drumstick?

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a thumb that sticks drums to turkeys.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Turkey thumbstick?

Thumb drum?

Turkey stick?

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

Dumb thumb drum?

tacofox,

Turthumbdumbdrum?

Bob_Robertson_IX, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day
vrek,

I hear he likes to *****!

Mamertine, (edited ) in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

That’s brilliant, but it’s gonna be decades before the things we associate with horror films become public domain.

I was curious what was public domain. I found this article. cuttingforbusiness.com/8-characters-public-domain…

Classic Monsters Any horror genre fans around? If so, good news for you: Many of the classic monsters are in the public domain. These include Dracula, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Frankenstein, Phantom of the Opera, Creature from the Black Lagoon (film), and The Bride of Frankenstein (film).

What You Need to Know: You cannot use modern day adaptations of these stories. Instead, create your own take on the original stories and characters.

ReginaPhalange,

Disney is VERY litigious , meaning that they will sue for copyright , saying that you haven’t use the public domain version of a character - you used their version - because their version has a pretty nose or whatever.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Decades, true, but I still hope one day to see The Very Hungry Freddy Krueger.

JokklMaster,

There’s definitely already stuff like that for Dracula and Frankenstein’s monster.

Mouselemming,

Bride is technically a monster but never harmed anyone, unless you count hurting Frank Jr’s feelings by recoiling from him in horror.

TWeaK, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

Isn’t that basically all fairy tales?

Annoyed_Crabby,

Child-friendly fairy tales: a little girl went into the forest alone and got lost, she speak with an owl and ask the owl to guide her home, which the owl agree to guide her home and she went home scared but safe.

OG fairy tales: a little girl went into the forest alone and got lost, she speak with an owl and ask the owl to guide her home, the owl laugh, then fly straight to her and rip her face off, eating her alive.

Mouselemming,

Little girl in her new red hood goes to the forest, meets a wolf, tames him and brings him to be Grandma’s guard dog.

TrendigOsthyvel, (edited ) in What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

Almost as delicious as the traditional swedish sandwich cake

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/39050f0b-0a89-4769-b82b-7011a7b2836f.jpeg

jaybone,

This actually looks good though.

OPs thing makes me sick.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Damn, that’s next level

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Smörgåstårta is actually delicious though.

synapse1278, (edited )
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You can make one yourself following this guide

Kusimulkku,

I love me some voileipäkakku. Especially the salmon one, that’s the tits and always gets eaten first at weddings haha

altima_neo, in Mistakes were made
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Out eyes?

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Likely a typo. Out and Our often autocorrect to each other, and the keys are next to each other.

But once again this proves: the best way to start a conversation on the internet is to be nearly correct. Bad memes start more conversations than perfect memes haha.

RIP_Cheems, in Title...
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Please stop posting these. The fact that I have to see it again is torture.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I usually don’t post stuff like this, this was an experiment 😂.

Hjalamanger,
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And a successful experiment I’d say

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, it proved that normal people moved to Lemmy, the real shitposters stayed on Reddit 😂.

MacNCheezus, in Yeah, I'm gonna get a second opinion on that...
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Well, that settles that I guess. Let’s argue about politics or religion instead…

PsychedSy,

It is an argument about religion.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

GOD, NO, PLEASE, NO, DON’T!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Can you spare a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

0x4E4F,
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Runs away Forest Gump style

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Another time then?

0x4E4F,
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Of course, whatever you say.

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