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HonoraryMancunian, in (Bad) dog owners be like

Lol @ the photoshopped (or MSPainted) red eyes and teeth

BleatingZombie,

I thought it was pink lipstick

TheDarksteel94, in And this is why I no longer have cable.

TV in the US is so weird. I mean, we’ve got all of that in Europe too (on some channels), but whenever I watch American TV, everything seems to be cranked up to 11. The aggressive of your news shows, the quantity of your advertisements, the weird rules from the middle ages (no swearing or nudity on certain channels), etc.

TheEighthDoctor, (edited )

And the Pharma commercials?! It’s insane, if I want a pill I go to the doctor/pharmacy say I have a headache they will prescribe some shit and I will pick it up, why would I need a commercial for that?

Elderos,

For-profit healthcare.

ahriboy,
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Prescription medicine advertising is illegal elsewhere.

ahriboy,
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TV shows produced in my country are reaching cringe-levels, especially the TV mag show KMJS. I lost my trust in watching TV. And noontime shows are spewing cringe and usually controversial remarks.

dejected_warp_core,

American here. I stopped watching “TV” about 15 years ago, and have streamed just about everything ever since. I’m also exposed to a lot less advertising now and my life is better for it.

Watching television at family/friends house feels like traveling to a foreign country. It’s exactly like you describe. I don’t recognize any of it anymore.

nyahlathotep, in Can't remember the last time I wasn't tired
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To anyone reading this, do you find yourself unable to keep from nodding off in the middle of the day? You might have sleep apnea. If you can see a doctor, you should. I got a cpap and it changed my life. I went from being able to fall asleep anywhere at any time (and having to take a nap on my lunch break), to being truly well-rested every day for the first time in years.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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I fell asleep half way through that paragraph

Drusas,

And if you don't have sleep apnea, you might have narcolepsy. It's not as dramatic and obvious as is portrayed in movies.

Daxter101, (edited ) in It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

The mask, the penny, and (depending on how hand-wavey you get) the glasses, are on a different power level than the other two.

7 extra hours of life per day, at full rest?

On demand money(gambling), or better(anything else, like applying at a school), though unreliably, once a month?

Auto-navigate to your desired outcome when other people are involved?

Yeah, life-breaking shit

somethingsnappy,

Nope. The mask only works for one hour. It takes 30 seconds to fall asleep. So you can never get the hour it takes to be fully rested.

Daxter101, (edited )

Nope. The writing is deterministic. "The wearer 1. falls asleep (time amount) after wearing, AND 2. awakens (time amount) later, feeling fully rested.

One doesn’t depend on the other. It’s just what the mask does, step by step.

I only worry if it makes it impossible to wake up at all…

odium, (edited ) in Hikikomori Feeding Device

They were so concerned about whether they could make it or not, that they never stopped to think if they should.

clearleaf, in They forgot the LGBTQ...
dylanTheDeveloper,
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Is this loss

MaxVoltage,
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knives out

lseif,

this is a both-sides argument, and therefore wrong.

because i can convey my point in a short phrase, i am therefore the winner.

FlyingSquid, in Man strong
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That guy looks pretty ripped, but something tells me this device was really intended for people with hands.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Bunch of ableist bullshit!

FlyingSquid,
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If handless people wanted to use the hand-pusher-upper, they should have had hands. There. I’ve said it. I’ve said it and I’m glad.

LordOfTheChia,

The model is just a relative of Phantom Limb.

sbv, (edited ) in It would be romantic

maybe we’ll be renditioned to the same black site

byroon, (edited ) in Beardy bois

Taste like strawberry, texture like candy floss. Put em in ur mouth

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Best of both worlds

idunnololz, in Romantic gesture
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Where’s the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.

Donkter,

If you don’t have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don’t want to know you

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed

ButtermilkBiscuit,

Garlic bread too. This isn’t love this is bullshit.

Bearsquad, in Kids are brutal

My mom once cut my ear a little while cutting my hair when i was like 4. I’m 33 and I still remember her the time she almost cut my ear off.

smeg,

Memory is funny like that, it was probably the scariest thing you had experienced in your life at the time!

m0darn, (edited ) in I don't know how to title this

Am I too dense to recognize that everyone is intentionally not saying:

Massive squirt from sloppy pussy (furry)

great_site_not,

Most people are trying to intentionally not remember you said it

qooqie, in That's what she said?

Kids got some anger issues

pwalshj, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

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thorbot,

Here’s my OnlyFingers, subscriptions are a whole digit cheaper this week

Kyle_The_G, in I hate getting up early.

I just went back to school to get a technical degree after 5 years working, school is definitely worse. I know its only temporary but I hate my life right now lol

hunter2,

Depends on the job and school

Zeth0s, (edited )

I do workshops and professional courses only nowadays without any final test. I cannot stand the whole exams, assignments thing anymore. I did too much of them and I am old enough that I am a peer to professors. And I used to teach at university…

I like to learn, I don’t have time to waste in all the evaluation/marking BS.

Kyle_The_G,

This hits home, I’ve got an MSC and years of experience in my field in a research setting (pathology/histology) and I’m going back to get certified for med lab and oh my god is it ever unfriendly for mature students. I’ve been through some stressful times in life and every time I say “wow that was brutal, at least i’ll never be this stressed out ever again” and this is far and away the most stressed out I’ve ever been, the program is insane. its not complicated, its just a firehose of convoluted lectures, readings, assignments, half the time I’m just trying to organize everything, they just offloaded everything onto the student. I barely have time to make dinner, I can’t remember the last time I had an hour to myself between school and my old lab, there aren’t enough hours in a day. I’m never going back to school after this, it’ll be worth it in the long run but this’ll probably take a few years off my lifespan.

Zeth0s,

Good luck, stay strong!!

Lemminary, (edited )

Same here, I don’t feel like the tests did more than stress me out. They’re just shortcuts to force people to study but I feel like I learned more when the will came from within. I mean, I got pretty far out there on certain topics that were not required but explained a whole lot.

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