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wesker, in Would you fuck an entire man?
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It seems the most economical and sustainable solution would be to fuck the entire man.

unexposedhazard,

Unless you want to violate some really important laws and intend to fuck an incomplete man.

wesker,
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I don’t see anyone arresting Bam Margera’s fiance.

gosling, in Video games are a worse influence than I thought!
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Elon Musk

gosling,
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Why the downvote? Guess no one’s getting the reference of him saying he doesn’t like doing crime in GTA and that there should be salute a cop button?

Jax, (edited )

Why doesn’t the big-brain-science-technology-man just make a mod that let’s him? Shouldn’t be too hard for the guy who claims to be able to perform every role in his company.

Edit: there already is one

feedum_sneedson, in Hope that clears things up

Napalm sticks

Kowowow,

I’ve heard it mainly sticks to kids

Thcdenton,

😐

Piemanding,

That’s what I was gonna say. If it doesn’t stick it doesn’t do as much damage.

Rakonat,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfYNapalm sticks to kids.

Maco1969, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

At least you’ve got a calculator app, ipads have never had one. Kind of ironic for a device that has more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.

Sprokes,

Isn’t it better though? You can install it if you want.

Maco1969,

It’s just odd, anything ever made with a user interface since the 80’s has had a calculator app. Apple just remove features and charge more for something that is inherently similar to everything else they’ve ever done.

VikingHippie,

Apple just remove features and charge more for something that is inherently similar to everything else they’ve ever done.

Ah, the joys of walled garden consumer electronics!

Swedneck,
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But it’s so easy to use!

except for all these idiotic things apple doesn’t allow you to do, but ignore that please

i remember as a kid when i temporarily had an iphone i thought something was broken because i couldn’t access the files from my pc

FlyingSquid,
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Except there are tons of free calculator apps, so they aren’t charging more in this case. Your criticism of Apple, in general, is warranted. Just not in this case.

spongebue,

I’m all for choice or whatever, but a simple system-provided calculator should be benign and lightweight enough to be there and coexist with any competing calculator app without much drawback. Like a clock or web browser.

VikingHippie,

more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.

Doesn’t every computer and computer-like device for the last couple decades or more? Or is that the joke?

Honytawk,

The joke is that ipads don’t have a calculator despite having plenty of computing power

Gestrid,

Like a watch that doesn’t tell time.

ebc,

Even SD cards and USB chargers have powerful microcontrollers in them nowadays

Kusimulkku,

Isn’t app store full of calculator apps?

AA5B,

Mostly with ads. It’s easy to argue that a calculator is more fundamental to a functional tablet than a web browser is, and Apple includes one. By all means, there ought to be a market for calculator apps, but it’s pretty fundamental to cover the basics. Also, Apple already has a calculator on iPhone and iPad runs pretty much the same software, so where is it?

Ziglin,

And I thought our admins removed it…

Mosfar,

You can use the search bar for quick calculations. That doesn’t escuses Apple from adding an calculator app on iPad! Most calculator apps have ads or are paid

ohlaph,

Desmos is legendary.

Mosfar,

Nerved had heard of it, looks amazing! Thanks for sharing

SatanicNotMessianic, in Some free fruit

I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but as someone who has had obscenely over-producing fruit trees in their front yard, I never, ever minded people picking them. 95% are just going to fall into the grass and become lawn waste for me.

abbadon420,

I have a wallnut tree and I use all my wallnuts through the year. I do give a lot away too, but I don’t appreciate it when people just take it.

spamfajitas, in Just a lil bit
Stamets,
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The greatest honor ever bestowed upon me. I am forever grateful.

redempt, in You can only pick one

the YouTube one, are you kidding me? I could find a free course on how to do nearly anything, I could just scroll through a playlist and instantly learn months worth of material.

BigBananaDealer,
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im going to watch so many elder scrolls lore videos

wlsnt,

I’ll finally get what dark souls 2 lore is about

hemko,

All fun and games until you open a link to some playlists of nazi conspiracies

TheBERFA,

Are you saying that these videos would convert you?

hemko,

Doubt, but do you really want to have that shit littering your brain?

I’m happy the most disturbing shit I’ve been exposed was Happy Tree Friends, MLP jar, lemon party and backstreet boys.

dipshit, in Male Loneliness

Happiness is when peepee hard

Kusimulkku,

Yes

_Sprite, in You can only pick one
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YouTube is just a better Spotify you can look at music thumbnails and just fly through instrument and music theory tutorials

Stern,
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Then the algorithm fucks you up and starts throwing Joe Rogan bullshit at you.

_Sprite, (edited )
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While that’s happening, I never considered scrolling through playlists of multiple mechanical and scientific shit and basically becoming Jimmy Neutron overnight. By then you’d be the greatest inventor/handyman/musician and I doubt a stray video about bullshit would ruin all of that

explodicle,

I’d just use Piped and adblock to control which ones I actually absorb.

corus_kt, (edited ) in The battle for love

Dude went from gently talking on his knees to ultraviolence in a second holy shit

You can see his rage meter max out on his face

DarkDarkHouse, in Nature's dental floss.
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Celery: water with hair in it

cm0002,

c/TIHI

MossyFeathers, (edited ) in You are great

Wait, people actually want to sex? I thought that was just a meme perpetuated by Big Condom.

herrvogel,

It is. The concept of hunger was also invented by the marketing department of Mars in 1947 to drive Snickers sales.

Annoyed_Crabby,

I like the idea of Big Condom sex propaganda to sell condom but it might be too loose for me.

HikingVet,

Naw, it’s just allo propaganda

Honytawk, in Check mate atheists

Why don’t we adapt religious holidays and make them more sciency?

Theists do this all the time, and it would stop them from claiming we aren’t allowed to celebrate their stolen holidays.

Quantum Santa can deliver presents everywhere at the same time, but shouldn’t be observed, or it would collapse into a singular outcome.

ignotum,

Won’t the gifts also be a mere probabilitywave, and observing the space under the sciencemas tree would cause it to collapse into a single gift at a single location?

Wilzax, (edited )

Each present is a real particle, but their distribution is affected by the self-interaction of quantum santa. This allows every present to have the same initial trajectory but different destinations.

basxto,
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There are a bunch of events who use holiday times for other things.

In German we refer the time from first christmas day to first day of the next year just as “between the years”. (Some other languages do that as well) It seems the English term for that is “twelve nights”. That refers to a lunar calendar (354 days) being a bit shorter than a solar calendar (365.2422 days), which means you need to add leap days after the last day of the year to synchronize it with a solar calendar and the seasons which correlate with it. The roman calendar actually started with march.

Though it wouldn’t be hard to give christmas and the time around it more sciency names. Christmas is based on the winter solstice, the Roman calendar had winter solstice on 25th december and they celebrated the birth of their sun god, where they had parties and exchanged gifts.

100_percent_a_bot,

Ah yes, Santa Claus and the religion of… Coca Cola?

EvilLootbox, in puzzling

DANK BRANDON

jerebear39, in Judo vs Thai Boxing

Looks at first the boxer had the judo(ist?), but once the judo(ist?) finally got grappling he took him down! I was surprised he won!

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Things literally turned around at the halfway mark where the boxer attempted to throw the judoka and he somehow ends up on top of him.

Motherfucker pulled a UNO reverse card lol

skydivekingair,

All fights end up on the ground. Judo excels at getting them there faster and BJJ at ending it once horizontal.

wildcardology,

Unless your opponent has a weapon.

skydivekingair,

I consider a gurney or a mortuary the ground.

Isoprenoid,

All fights end up on the ground.

Fights end up wrestling, or someone gets knocked out on the way to wrestling.

Either way, all fights end up on the ground.

disheveledWallaby,

*Judoka.

alignedchaos,

Yea judoka had no striking game and boxer had no wrestling game. Under these conditions the grappler could just wait out the striker until catching a grapple, then win. This is why the Gracie family pushed UFC in the 90s, because karate-and-boxing-obsessed US audiences were constantly surprised by these matches, and it led to more people signing up for Brazilian Jiu Jitsu!

SkepticalButOpenMinded,

I don’t know much, but “just wait out the striker” is a skill too, no? The judoka seemed good at feinting and dodging punches, which isn’t something you practice in judo.

alignedchaos,

Yea that wasn’t meant to downplay the skill required to hang. But relatively speaking, defending with a goal to clinch up takes a ton less effort and risk than pursuing an offensive striking game.

Looking from the other direction, it is incredibly difficult to actually knock someone out who is only defending and waiting to get close to you.

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