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Imgonnatrythis, in help

Naw dawg, you gotta save your monies and learn to live with that one.

ininewcrow, in help
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I think you’re only option there is a face transplant

afraid_of_zombies,

Maybe a reverse Micheal Jackson?

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Do you think he’ll get a Nic Cage or a Travolta face?

ininewcrow, in Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.” - George Carlin

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/5ca7a98c-5069-4009-9ccc-4397bc83d543.jpeg

Valmond, in Be a better pirate.

He has a f… Frigging big head for that body.

atocci,
@atocci@kbin.social avatar

He has a frigging big body for that ship as well

Xanthrax, (edited ) in Pavlov's conditioning
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, no joke, a dog whining/ begging is conditioning you.

I am a dog.

I beg. You give me food. I look cute.

I beg. You don’t give me food. I cry.

Next time I beg, will you give me the food?

Probably.

After that: I look cute. You give me food.

Congratulations, you’ve just been conditioned by your dog, buuuuut you get a cute dog, lmao.

Kusimulkku,

Too bad it’s not Pavlovian conditioning afaik

ikapoz,

I seem to remember reading that domesticated dogs evolved more expressive eyebrows that proved to be a survival advantage in this process.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve seen a few things that have shown many animals have developed a sense of “cuteness” specifically to deal with us.

SolarNialamide,

Yeah they evolved to keep much more baby-like features into adulthood with a big head and huge eyes because that’s cute to us and triggers strong instincts of protection and love. I forget the exact name for it. And my cats do be looking extremely cute all the time so it was very successful.

AFKBRBChocolate,

I’ve long had a theory that cats have evolved to be just cute enough that we don’t murder them. Cats are evil, so it’s understandable that humans would want to kill them, and I think we probably did early on, but some of them were so cute that we didn’t. Those surviving cute cats reproduced and made more cute cats, but they also became more evil. Over generations, we have created beings that are supremely evil, but they’re just so gosh darned cute that we let them get away with it.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Well that and they kill pests. We also like things that are useful. I just wish they wouldn’t put the dead pests in my shoe 😬

Ilovethebomb,

Cats are an autonomous pest control system, that’s why they’re everywhere.

outcide,
@outcide@lemmy.world avatar

Cats don’t have any of the typical traits of domestication. Humans do.

Draw your own conclusions.

Xanthrax,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Found the article: www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1820653116

That is super neat, you’re right! It was bread into them due to human preference.

Feathercrown,

It was bread into them

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f63be9dc-657d-4857-a537-c38fd4a5b7ab.jpeg

Xanthrax,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao, I’m not going to fix it.

Buffalox,

Thanks, I just had a good laugh. ;)

hakunawazo,

Mmmh, puppy muffin.

burntbutterbiscuits,

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    Aceticon,

    Cunning disguises!

    theangryseal,

    This reminds me of the silly iPad games my kid had me playing a decade ago.

    I miss it. :(

    harmsy,

    Replace every instance of dog with cat and you’ve got the reason I give out treats at night before I start cleaning dishes.

    ikapoz, in Be a better pirate.

    My son has a children’s book with the line “Pirates always pay their share”. Literally the opposite of what pirates do, drives me nuts.

    I love you Neil Gaiman, but you’re better than that.

    STRIKINGdebate2,
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    Just because they’re pirate doesn’t mean they don’t believe in sharing.

    ikapoz,

    I don’t think divvying up the booty is really the same as sharing, albeit much more fun to say.

    spittingimage,
    @spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

    A lot of pirate ships sailed under ‘the articles’ which guaranteed a full share for every crewman, a share and a half for officers and two shares for the captain.

    Cruxifux, in Underappreciated humour

    My mom has a dog named Teddy and me and my wife call him Tedward or Teddison all the time.

    AeonFelis, in Underappreciated humour

    I have a cat named Paul which I sometimes call Paulexander.

    Chadus_Maximus,

    Not Pawlexander? Weak.

    FartsWithAnAccent, in Pavlov's conditioning
    @FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

    Deep

    Sabre363, in Pavlov's conditioning

    Pavlov Pavloved Pavlov

    sour, in Be a better pirate.
    @sour@kbin.social avatar

    merde

    Kolanaki, in Be a better pirate.
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Yer a scurvy dog and a land lubber!

    TWeaK,

    You fight like a dairy farmer!!

    metallic_z3r0,

    How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

    TWeaK, (edited )

    clink, clank, clink your turn

    Kolanaki,
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    Look! A three-headed monkey!

    TWeaK, (edited )

    Hey! Do you really think we’re that stupid? I wouldn’t push it if I were you.

    clank, clink, clank

    We’ll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange…

    gedaliyah, (edited ) in Helicopters are okay.
    @gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

    Old meme? (Drake shaking head)

    Classic meme! (Drake pointing in approval)

    GBU_28,

    Why you mention him sicko?

    gedaliyah,
    @gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

    ?

    I don’t get it. Is there something wrong with Drake? I was just referencing the classic meme format.

    GBU_28,

    Drake is a groomer

    Cqrd,

    Both of the famous ones are, weirdly

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    What’s he been doing to Gosalyn?!

    reversebananimals,

    I never get tired of either of these memes.

    SharkAttak, in Success is built through GAMBA
    @SharkAttak@kbin.social avatar

    To be realistic, shouldn't the stair be made of first panel's WORK piles?

    FrenLivesMatter, (edited ) in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...
    @FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

    Needs a Spongbob style “5 minutes laturrr” voiceover between the 3rd and 4th panel.

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/13Aha72EG4Q/hqdefault.jpg

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