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deegeese, in "Mister mayor, how are things going with sports in the city?"

Rob Ford?

lolola, in Fuck Disney tbh
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cover art for the new five nights at mickey’s just dropped

IvanOverdrive, in help

“I would like to advertise my compromised judgement and a tramp stamp just won’t do.”

Smokeydope,
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“I want something that makes a tramp stamp look classy”

“Say no more, just fill out these legal waivers”

afraid_of_zombies,

At least a tramp stamp you can just cover up.

Yamainwitch, in How was your day?

Me taking a break from my customer service personality

MargotRobbie, in How was your day?
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You can’t trust anyone to be who they say they are in Hollywood nowadays: One minute you think you’re talking to Minnie Mouse, the next minute she takes her head off and turns out to be an old man pretending to be a character to make a living.

This is why it is so important for the world to have a celebrity who is exactly who they say they are and would never pretend to be somebody else on camera for a paycheck (I can’t remember what that job is called right now), like yours truly, Lemmy’s only real celebrity, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.

kamenlady,
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I usually read the comment first and then, maybe check the username. I love coming across your comments.

MargotRobbie,
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I need to do more tech commentary here again.

excitatory,

Hi Margot I loved you in tarzan! Bless

MargotRobbie,
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Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgård’s nipples were all CGI in that movie.

jdf038,

You were so funny on BoJack Horseman!

MargotRobbie,
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You must be confused, that was esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale. completely unrelated.

Yamainwitch, in Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?

Depends, how weird we gonna get with it? Who am I kidding, I trust my fellow star trek meme junkies with my life. Let’s gooo!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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There might be some assimilation

EatYouWell, in help

My wife’s shop just won’t do face tattoos unless you already have one, or its something tiny like a heart by the ear or something.

Klear,

“I want a tiny heart by the ear, and after that make my whole face look like a demonic skull.”

afraid_of_zombies,

Congrats red team. You privilege escalated yourself to victory. Enjoy your face tat of a demon skull.

kn33, in Accurate labeling

Idk what med this is supposed to be but if I have a pill that feels like it’s sticking on the way down, I chase it with a handful of peanut M&M’s and that seems to do the trick. Plus I get an excuse to eat candy in the morning.

Justas, in My whole night is booked now
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Fredrik Knudsen’s 9 hour long Eve Online video, here we come!

empireOfLove, in Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?

I’d go to a compound in the woods with you, Mr. Picard 👉👈🥺

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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froh42, in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...

Oh my, that dad is young. The bwong bwong bwong came later with the faster transmission speeds.

Retrograde,
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Well to be fair the boy is asking the father, not his grandfather :)

hackris, in How was your day?

Me after I crossdress and then feel like shit :(

altima_neo,
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Like damn, you got more attention cross dressing than you do with your normal clothes.

sgbrain7, in "Mister mayor, how are things going with sports in the city?"

Stubbs?

Smokeydope, in Be a better pirate.
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Oh so were talking about the One Piece pirate code then

unexposedhazard, in Pavlov's conditioning

Such an existential question in so few words.

TrickDacy,
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Or… it’s just an obvious “yes”…

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