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tatterdemalion, in Fortnite has changed
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

This is fake, right? Right?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Looks pretty AI generated to me. Look at all the extra arms and hands he has in the middle picture.

cmat273,

Just look at the fingers

Duamerthrax,

It’s hard to tell. Fortnite already has an awful art style.

dependencyinjection,

Subjective.

Duamerthrax,

Fortnite is the Corporate Memphis of video games.

cmat273, (edited )

The middle one has two sets of fingers coming from nowhere - not that that is the only reason this is obviously fake LOL

hungryphrog,

Let’s sacrifice someone by having them go to Shitter and check. Any volunteers?

key, in Recycling 4-year-old 737 memes (Part 3)
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

This is more Reuse than Recycle. Recycle would be “Door gon”

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar
MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Im sorry i dont know how to read. My grandfather was a plumber so as a child I played with a lot of led pipes and now as an adult I have the IQ of simple jack.

key,
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

✈️

🚪

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, crystal clear now.

Venat0r, in "looks inside, individually packaged"

Could’ve put all of them in one bottle instead of foil trays…

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Exactly why this style of packaging exists is to stop people from downing an entire bottle.

Genuinely confused how lemmy dorks keep being surprised by very basic safety measures like this.

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Blister packaging also allows for multiple safeguards against fake/forged medication.

Zuberi,
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Plenty of people in here tryna make a big-plastic conspiracy just had me lolin

yamapikariya, in Love is blind
@yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com avatar

As a Slavic person. This isn’t that exaggerated. Usually stems from high alcohol consumption.

Num10ck,

Its about war and not valuing human life. Slavic countries historically lose huge amounts of men on the battlefield over and over… so the ratio of available men to women are thrown way off. the surviving men take their pick of the litter for mates.

mashbooq,

As a point of clarification, historically russians force huge amounts of Slavic men into war because russians don’t value human life

DragonTypeWyvern,

I would say it’s because the modern material circumstances of the state has led them to a surplus of manpower compared to their enemies but a deficiency in industrial efficiency…

But two things can be both true and interdependent.

Nutteman,
@Nutteman@lemmy.world avatar

pick of the litter mates

Dang dawg, save some celibacy for the rest of us

Wizard_Pope,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yeah so let us just group all slavs together with Russia and USSR

MaxVoltage, (edited ) in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

okay but how do i stop myself from eating the mollusk? thats barely 100 kcal

LEDZeppelin,

Oh, shucks

moriquende,

Eating the mollusk will enable you to drink the dirty water and have it filtered in your very own guts.

hungryphrog,

Let it filter the water and eat it afterwards.

Kusimulkku, in recycling beauty trends

Where’s the hat though

rabiddolphin,
@rabiddolphin@lemmy.world avatar

They don’t have a bleach blonde attachment for the potato

feedum_sneedson, (edited ) in Cant play monster hunter

Fat shaming? On Lemmy? I expected better.

edit: better fat shaming, I mean.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Lemmy is on the Internet. You expected better from the Internet?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Fat shaming? Man can’t play his fucking Nintendo I feel for him

xor,

why would you expect something like that??

although all forms of prejudice and hatred are terrible, the online anti-fat hate just bugs so much.
it’s so common, accepted, and arbitrary
i mean, at least with racism there’s some kind of stupid “reasoning” behind it. some notion that “others” are a threat, and tribal nonsense.
but just hating on overweight people is so… pointless…
anyways, i expect the banning of r/fatpeoplehate and the like has sent some troglodytes over here.
but, if the instance doesn’t do something, theyll get defederated

lightnsfw,

r/fatpeoplehate

That sub was banned like 10 years ago. Lemmy didn’t exist.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

You might say the problem is too big to contain

xor, (edited )

why are you holding back all your racist jokes ?

Kusimulkku,

I know a great Bulgarian joke

Mongostein,

The reasoning is that being fat is something you can do about whereas race is not.

I’m not advocating being an asshole but, as a former fat guy, I can say that a little shame can be a powerful motivator.

ArcaneSlime,

You think that’s bad, try being a balding fat 5’6" guy with a small penis. At least fat shaming gets called out if they’re fat shaming a woman, body shaming men is currently considered peak comedy by unfunny internet posters.

xor,

most bald jokes seem to be self effacing… otherwise i don’t think most people care that much.
and while being bald is generally considered unattractive, a lot of people find it extra hot so mathematically it all works out…
but yeah, body shaming men is extra popular.
short dudes get it the worst, i guess because of general aggressive primate stuff that goes on…
but im on the really tall side of things and ive had several shorter guys confide their jealousy to me.
i’ve seen the pain… the way they see their life as awesome if they were just really tall…
honestly it’s got a looot of drawbacks…
can never find shoes that fit, shirts or pants that are the right length, bicycles are usually dangerous… (i’ve personally gone end-over-end)
bus, planes, restaurants… almost all seats suck
very rarely, it is like a super power, but usually it’s like a handicap…
and your penis probably isn’t that small… porn is crazy… (porn addicts are the number 1 customer of porn)
also, if you lose weight your dick gets bigger (:

but i’m against all getting down on the way someone is… i guess fat hate gets a pass because people consider it a choice… even though that’s a part of it, it’s not so much under most people’s control… and pretty complex

ArcaneSlime, (edited )

I wasn’t exactly talking about me, though I am 5’6", 135, full head of hair not even all gray yet, 6.5" in the pants (1.0 above natl avg) but never had any complaints because I learned how to use the thing. Actually because of how short I am due to the optical illusion they think it’s big lol, so like you said there are some boons. I was just highlighting the common things men are bodyshamed for, often with the bodyshaming getting open approval by those that would wish death upon you for saying anything that could be construed as negative about a corpulent woman.

Steamymoomilk, in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

Freddy kroger, Its 2 kinds of horror, being a low income cashier at kroger, and dealing with shitty customers.

And o yeah he also kills people in there dreams.

rabiddolphin,
@rabiddolphin@lemmy.world avatar

The thing about freddy krueger that made him scary was that he was also a pedophile not just a guy with really long fingernails and acne scars

LemmyKnowsBest,

I have a baby Freddy Krueger plushie, he’s so cute with his li’l baby bonnet & training claws

BobbyNevada, (edited )

But then he gives a little moral and the end of the episode. During the nightmare: "Still looking for cottage cheese, Karen? Maybe it was inside you the entire time! Ha! Ha! Ha! " Then she screams to get the manager and slowly melts to a blob of cottage cheese. Then Freddy scoops some in a bowl, puts in some peaches, and says " Make sure you have a balanced diet, kids! This is a healthy snack, right Karen? Ha! Ha! Ha!

ThirdWorldOrder,

I was watching He-Man recently and the PSAs at the end are kind of funny since Man-at-Arms talks about how practical jokes can make your friends lose an arm, eye, or life. They were straight shooters in the 80s!

BobbyNevada,

Yeah! They taught me not to hide in old refrigerators or I’ll die.

Atin, in "looks inside, individually packaged"

What are those?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Funny blue bois

Atin,

I prefer white doves

EvacuateSoul,

Gas station dick pills

hdnsmbt, in IT support work be like

“My computer is broken, it won’t turn on!”

“Are you sure it’s plugged in?”

“You think I’m stupid? Of course it’s plugged in! It’s broken!”

“Sometimes the plug isn’t in all the way and then it won’t work.”

“I know how to plug in a plug, it just won’t turn on because it is b-r-o-k-e-n!”

“Are you sure the plug is all the way in?”

“It’s all the way in. My computer is broken!”

“Im coming down there and if the plug isnt all the way in, I’ll be pissed and mock you.”

“IT’S BROKEN!”

Goes down there and plugs the plug all the way in

Computer starts

SocialMediaRefugee,

I had this with a person who said their screen stayed blank no matter what they did. I came down, saw the power light on the monitor was off, saw the plug was not plugged in, and fixed it. She was very embarrassed.

baseless_discourse,

my brain sees “I’ll be pissed and mock you” and read it to me as “I’ll piss on you”.

Not a bad punishment for people don’t plug their plugs all the way in.

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

Pissing on a plug is a punishment for the person who pisses, not for the person who didn’t plug it all the way in

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I myself had this problem with my monitor when I first bought it. It has weird touch buttons instead of normal buttons, I plugged it into the computer and kept hitting the power button and it wouldn’t come on. I was getting annoyed that it was broken… Then I realized I only plugged it into the computer and forgot the freakin’ power cable when I was about to pack it back up and take it back to the store. 🤦‍♂️

dingus, (edited )

This reminds me. At work, I’ve had to help during rapid consultation procedures for surgeons while they are performing a surgery. It involves you cutting tissue microscopically thin with a very sharp blade within this specialized machine.

Well one day I am cutting and cutting and I just can’t get anything to work. It’s making a mess and fucking everything up.

I look down and realize I didn’t even have the blade in the machine lmaooo. I was trying to cut with blunt metal. What a goober move.

Brain farts happen!

dis_honestfamiliar,

I can top this.

I was running hackintosh along side others OSes. Keep in mind it was working fine until it wasn’t. So this hackintosh one day started having a problem. After some time of inactivity, the monitor would sleep. Once it did, it wouldn’t come back up. Only a reboot would help. Eventually I thought it was incompatible with the DVI output since I saw similar hackintosh issues online. I bought a new monitor that would support display port. When I was disconnecting everything I notice that the DVI port wasn’t fully plugged in. 🤦‍♂️

ademir,
@ademir@lemmy.eco.br avatar

At least it was in time to return, right?

Right???

BirdyBoogleBop,

My Monitor used to turn off randomly for no reason. Until I noticed it turned off every time my mini fridge kicked in, move mini fridge plug to a different wall port and issue resolved.

Make sure you aren’t overloading your wall sockets people!

Trainguyrom,

I learned 3 things very quickly in one evening:

  1. My cheap electric razor throws a ton of noise onto whatever electrical circuit it’s plugged into
  2. How to sort out ZFS filesystem errors
  3. That the bathroom socket I plug my razor into and the plug across the house that the main desktop is plugged into happen to be on the same electrical circuit

So that’s fun!

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

And thus, the The Bastard Operator from Hell was born…

Mouselemming, in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

All good, but it’s gotta be salt water. I guess I can use it to boil pasta or blanch vegetables…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

How about mussels? Can they filter water?

Thcdenton, in A time-honored tradition

And I still eat it - unsweetened cotton candy and all

DanVctr,

This is how new superheros are born

Omgarm,

This is also what keeps life expectancy lower.

smuuthbrane, in A time-honored tradition
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

If you freeze it and eat it later that’s called meal prep.

PlantDadManGuy,

The accidental LPT is always in the comments

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

If you freeze it and forget about it and instead buy another freezer to store more frozen food, that’s called hording.

ElBarto, in Yep, makes sense
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Free Egg And Rice.

webpack,

Or fried egg and rice

_Sprite, in Cant play monster hunter
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

absolute sledgehammer hands

curiousaur,

More like Ankylosaurus-tail-hammer hands. Their tail hammers were mostly fatty deposits.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

escort

bouncer

he goes by many names

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’m honestly concerned he has an untreated medical condition. I don’t think even extreme obesity should do this, right?

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