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where_am_i, (edited ) in Drive into anything

Love how the police truck could totally do it at the end. Hope all those guys got busted!

teamevil,

You monster…well played

dipshit, in *Porcelain shatters*

A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
dipshit,

chef’s kiss

Grass,

PuPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP sploosh

dipshit,

Onomatopoopia

GluWu, (edited )

One time I shaved my butthole. One time. Not making that mistake again. I cherish my ass hair now.

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

The real mistake is only doing it once. It won’t itch or bother you after the first couple of times.

ButtCheekOnAStick,

Exactly what are you eager for, Mr. Eagle?

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

butt cheeks on a stick would be nice

GluWu,

I mean the itching was horrible but I’ve shaved enough other parts to know that going in. I’m talking about the farts. A silent butthole is essential to my daily function.

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

IME you just need to spread the cheeks a little bit to avoid the loud ones

occhionaut,

Finally, another Shitnobi

Fiivemacs,

Next time I’m in a public bathroom and someone’s super loud, I’m totally saying outloud ‘someome shaves their anus’ before leaving.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Couple the shaved ass with a diet consisting exclusively of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and soft cheeses and baby you got a category 5 ass-tastrophy brewing

dipshit,

Mama Mia!

Floshie, in Yep, makes sense

Forget Everything And…

Shit I don’t remember it

zip,

Rectum. I’m pretty sure that’s what the R stands for, right? I can’t remember… Maybe it’s rectal.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, “Forget everything you know about slipcovers.” So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn’t know what the hell they were.

Floshie,

Tbh I don’t know what those are even though I wasn’t told to forget them

where_am_i, in Shitty railing

He would’ve hurt himself much worse without that railing. Just saying.

Ashelyn,

idk it kind of looks like he hit himself in the head with it pretty good during the fall. It’s obscured behind one of the housing posts but you can still kind of see based on how the railing and his head/upper body moves.

itsgroundhogdayagain, in Shitty railing

Dude died and dropped loot

nikosey,

I watched it several times trying to figure out where that came from. Your loot explanation makes the most sense.

EddoWagt,

It came from the fence, looks like mail to me. Sorry to ruin the illusion

Altofaltception, in How the rest of the world sees the US and Royal Navy

Really good use of our tax dollars.

remotelove, (edited )
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

Edit: I was looking at this from an American perspective and assuming these were all 'murican ships and aircraft. There aren’t. Nothing I previously wrote would align with the video since the British navy is weird. So, I just erased my assumptions. They were likely all wrong anyway.

gravitas_deficiency,

Judging by the fact that the front of that flat deck has a ski jump, I’d wager that it’s the HMS Queen Elizabeth, which does in fact have a dual-island design.

remotelove, (edited )
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

That explains my confusion. Something looked really off and and my brain couldn’t compute what I was seeing, TBH. The elevators looked right, but I still wasn’t sure.

Edit: There more. Is that whole group British? The last two fixed wing aircraft that fly by aren’t 'murican either. I see a Black Hawk-type helicopter, I think. We use SH/HH-60s in our Navy that have their rear strut moved way forward. The British and Americans both use LCACs as well. The leading helicopter might actually be a Merlin followed by some Wildcats. Alas, all I can make are stupid guesses now.

100_percent_a_bot,

Unironically. The suez canal being open is vital for the global economy

realitista,
@realitista@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah I’d personally much prefer the world’s shipping lanes be patrolled by the US navy than taken over by pirates.

dependencyinjection, in Recycling a reused 737 Max meme

Surely it’d be Dooragon

Octopus1348, (edited )
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Yeah they should’ve called the airplane Dragon Max and nobody would know why until now.

oeverbloem, in How the rest of the world sees the US and Royal Navy

I mean, Star Wars was meant to be a direct allegory for the War in Vietnam so….

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Didn’t actually know that.

Forester, (edited )
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Yeah, the rebels are supposed to be the Viet Cong… There is also a whole shitload of world war II imagery yeah

youtu.be/oxtvvRmZFWU?si=Hd6buBhX_u6fsUIU

Duamerthrax,

Direct allegory for a lot of conflicts.

KpntAutismus, in fun facts

until they get eaten by lions.

that really happens.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

they clearly want to

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly just the sick ones and the babies. Lions generally don’t go after prey that large. They generally avoid giraffes too. They have to be pretty desperate to go after an elephant because they can’t kill it like most of their prey by either suffocation or breaking their neck.

Lucidlethargy, in Cant play monster hunter

To be fair, those are the worst controllers ever paired with a game console. My hands are smaller than this, but they still hate the controls.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed. The triggers are far too small. The buttons are not in intuitive places and they are not very responsive. I try and play for Zelda, but wish I could pair a PS5 controller.

WarmSoda,

Get an 8bitdo pro 2 controller. They have Xbox and PS styles. Good price, durable, easily rechargeable. And it also works with PCs.

Also: no drift.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Also: no drift.

I really hate how Nintendo doubled down on saying drift wasn’t a real problem with their original joycons. Two out of two original left joycons got severe drift after little use. To make matters worse, the tiny L/R buttons when they’re unattached stopped working, so no more Super Mario Party without some cumbersome button remapping.

experbia,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

wish I could pair a PS5 controller.

You can! I use a Mayflash Magic-NS for this. I got a few and plugged them into a USB hub on my dock and my friends have been able to use their own comfortable controllers they use for their pc games on my switch. been a big hit for smash bros. ps4/ps5 controllers support gyro inputs fine too. you can even configure it to switch button orders/layouts and stuff for you so you don’t get xbox/nintendo xyab/yxba glyph/button conflicts, if you need. big fan of them overall. they work on other systems and controllers too, you can pair joycons to your PC with it (shows up as Xbox controller), they’re like universal “controller language” translators.

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Oh this is entirely too much work lol I PC game 99 percent of the time. The Switch is just for Zelda. But thanks for the info!

FangedWyvern42,
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

I like using the Switch, but I can’t use it for longer than an hour due to the Joy-Con causing cramps. I’m definitely going to replace them with a third party controller.

joenforcer,

I don’t think they’re problematic, but as a slightly above average height American male, I feel like my hands skew towards the smaller side of average which makes a difference. I have no problem with the joycons attached to the console, and I’m also a big fan of the pro controller. A friend of mine who is notably much taller bought me pro-like third party joycons for Christmas and they hurt my hands to use in contrast to the OG that don’t bother me at all.

jopepa, (edited )

I’ve heard that a lot but I have fairly large hands myself and really like the feel of them. I even have a set of joycons paired to my pc for shortcuts while I work with a stylus. Just don’t get how people have so much trouble with them.

Edit: I guess my thumbs have a stutter, and there’s no sense in a free advert for a service I wish had better alternatives.

clearleaf,

I like them when they’re off the switch but not when they’re on it.

TheDoozer,

Yes. Super comfortable just sitting holding the controllers, but my hands ache if I use them attached to the switch.

Pregnenolone, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

MSG moment

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Metal Solid Gear?!

kautau,

A flavor to surpass Sodium Chloride!?

FrostyCaveman,

Molecules, son.

TheOakTree,

Hrrrngh Colonel, I’m trying cook some food but it’s dummy umami and the aroma from my meal keeps alerting the guards

MacNCheezus, in Drive into anything
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That left front wheel… ooof

db2,

And it was like that the whole way which means it’s likely why flying down an embankment happened in the first place.

june,

Yep, looks like it was already fucked before going off the road up above.

GBU_28,

Yeah all told the driver and the car did great. Good job to luck showing up as well

sukhmel, (edited )

To me it looks like the wheel was dragged by the ground on the way down, and only after the jump in the end it got shaped like a nope

Edit: rewatching it makes me uncertain, though. Maybe the original is the only way to be sure ¯_(ツ)_/¯

betterdeadthanreddit, (edited ) in Fortnite has changed

Unique trait: when killed, his attacker’s identity is not revealed and instead appears as though lethal damage was self-inflicted.

WarmSoda,

The screen goes blank when the camera is pointed at him.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Setting aside all the other stuff related to this subject for a moment, that could be an interesting gameplay mechanic. Looking at your opponent directly causes a drawback (blindness, damage, death, etc.) so you have to use reflections and other indirect indicators to locate and attack. Might work best in VR though since looking one way and attacking another isn’t the most straightforward thing when using a PC or console and regular screen.

Apeman42,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

So a game where you’re Perseus hunting Medusa, then?

betterdeadthanreddit,

Exactly, I’d intended to mention that example since it’s the scenario I was picturing trying to play through. Got distracted and went looking at the current state of VR hardware^1^ instead.

1Still expensive.

Tsuroth,

There’s a game called ScreenCheat where everyone is invisible, so you need to look at other’s screens to see where they are.

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

There’s an enemy in Suicide Squad that automatically zooms your screen in a random spot when you look at it, have to react fast.

LemmyKnowsBest, in She's got a bright future ahead of her... on OF

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  • Denjin,

    Look at this person having fun in a social situation and being well adjusted and humerous. They must have so much trauma!

    ICastFist,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    well adjusted and humerous.

    I have a bone to pick with you

    smeg,

    I dunno, “good at delivering a joke” maybe!?

    activ8r,

    Just finished your first psych class or something? 😄

    knobbysideup, in You didn't bought it you rented it!

    Other than the recent nonsense, this is why I cancelled Netflix and went back to pirating. Content leaves unexpectedly? Not on my Nas.

    oatscoop,

    I’ve taken to de-DRMing any e-books I bought from Amazon for that reason.

    Also, the “You can only view this book on 3 devices” – yeah … fuck off.

    Calibre + DeDRM plugin + KFX plugin. Perfectly legal too, as long as you aren’t distributing them.

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