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Sadrockman, in "looks inside, individually packaged"
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

Medicinal clamshell package. I ain’t even upset about all the excess packaging. I’m pissed at the fact you need a circular saw to open your medicine just to take the daily dose.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

😂

wiikifox, in Yep, makes sense
@wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

TIL EA always means “Everything And”. Now things like “EA Sports” and “EA FC” make sense.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Everything And Fast Castle?

wiikifox,
@wiikifox@pawb.social avatar

Everything And [a] Fast Castle perhaps?

timelighter, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Nonzero chance that abiogenesis occurred in there

unreasonabro,

check out this custom flavour profile!

terminhell, in Went dark because capitalism

I think, I may have suffered a stroke.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Here, you can still post here: !aneurysmposting

Adulated_Aspersion, in Cant play monster hunter

I think the hunt is over. We found the monster.

Agent641,

The real monsters were the friends we made along the way

teamevil, in Cant play monster hunter

Check out some of the alternatives on Amazon or pick up the pistol grip attachment. I can’t hold the damn things either.

teamevil,

The pro controller is awesome too.

EnderMB, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Send it to ashens

A_Random_Idiot,

My first thought as well, lol.

Though sending a frozen item international mail and hoping it stays frozen the entire time is probably expensive.

postnataldrip, in We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

Reminds me of some we had at a roadhouse many years ago, that we still talk about from time to time. No idea how long they were on display for (weeks I assume) but we had been driving all through the night and were keen af for a cooked brekkie.

They were like fish eyes surrounded by pencil erasers.

Slovene,

Roadhouse!

Empricorn, in Ewwwwwwwww

That is a gorgeous shotgun. All I got…

GluWu,

I want it in my mouth uwu

Thcdenton,
bdonvr, (edited )

Suicide hotlines provide help to those in need. Contact a hotline if you need support yourself or need help supporting a friend. If you’re concerned about a friend, please encourage the person to contact a hotline as well.

United States

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org Phone: 1 800 273 TALK (8255)

Lifeline Crisis Chat suicidepreventionlifeline.org/…/lifelinechat.aspx

Veterans/Military Crisis Line (for active U.S. service members, veterans, and family members) www.veteranscrisisline.net Phone: 1 800 273 8255, Press 1 SMS: 838255

The Trevor Project (for LGBT youth, friends and family members) www.thetrevorproject.org Phone: 1 866 488 73865

Worldwide

Befrienders www.befrienders.org

Australia

Lifeline Australia www.lifeline.org.au Phone: 13 11 14

Kids Helpline www.kidshelp.com.au Phone: 1800 55 1800

Headspace www.eheadspace.org.au Phone: 1800 650 890

Austria

Rat auf Draht rataufdraht.orf.at Phone: 147

TelefonSeelsorge – Notruf 142 www.telefonseelsorge.at Phone: 142 (24 Stunden täglich) Email: onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at (chat & mail)

Belgium

Centrum Ter Preventie Van Zelfdoding www.zelfmoord1813.be Phone: 1813

Brazil / Portugal

CVV www.cvv.org.br Phone: 188 Email: atendimento@cvv.org.br

Canada

Kids Help Phone (for youth under 20) Phone: 1 800 6686868

For people over 20, find a crisis centre that serves your area: suicideprevention.ca/…/find-a-crisis-centre

Czech Republic

Linka bezpečí www.linkabezpeci.cz Phone: 116 111

Pražská linka důvěry www.csspraha.cz/linka-duvery Phone: 222 580 697

Linka důvěry Ostrava www.mnof.cz/linka_duvery Phone: 596 618 908 Phone: 737 267 939

Linka duševní tísně Most www.mostknadeji.eu/linka-dusevni-tisne Phone: 476 701 444 Skype: ldt.most

Linka důvěry DKC dkc.cz/linka_duvery.php Phone: 241 484 149 Skype: ld_dkc

Linka bezpečí www.linkabezpeci.cz Phone: 116111 (děti a mládež)

Denmark

Livslinien www.livslinien.dk Phone: 70 201 201

Børne bornetelefonen.dk/ring Phone: 116 111 (Child Helpline is open daily from 11:00-23:00.)

Finland

Suomen Mielenterveysseura www.e-mielenterveys.fi/en/ Phone: 01019 5202

France

S.O.S Amitié www.sos-amitie.org Phone: 01 42 96 26 26

Germany

Telefonseelsorge www.telefonseelsorge.de Phone: 0800 111 0 111 Phone: 0800 111 0 222

Nummer gegen Kummer www.nummergegenkummer.de Phone: 0800 111 0 550 (adults) Phone: 0800 111 0 333 (children)

Greece

Klimaka NGO www.klimaka.org.gr

Suicide Help Greece www.suicide-help.gr Phone: 1018

Hong Kong

The Samaritan Befrienders Hong Kong www.help4suicide.com.hk

The Samaritan Befrienders Hong Kong www.sbhk.org.hk Phone: 2389 2222

The Samaritans Hong Kong www.samaritans.org.hk Phone: 2896 0000

Hungary

Magyar Lelki Elsősegély Telefonszolgálatok Szövetsége www.sos505.hu Phone: 116 123 Email: sos@sos505.hu

Kek Vonal Phone: 116-111

India

AASRA www.aasra.info Phone: 91-22-27546669 Phone: 91-22-27546667 Email: aasrahelpline@yahoo.com

Israel

ERAN www.eran.org.il Phone: Free call within Israel: 1201 Phone: Out of Israel: 972-76-8844400

SAHAR (Emotional support chat line)(Hebrew) www.sahar.org.il

SAHAR (Emotional support chat line)(Arabic) www.sahar.org.il/?categoryId=63068

Italy

Telefono Azzurro www.azzurro.it Phone: 19696

Telefono Amico www.telefonoamico.it Phone: 199 284 284

Latvia

Skalbes www.skalbes.lv Phone: 371 67222922 Phone: 371 27722292

Lithuania

Lithuanian Association of Emotional Support Lines www.klausau.lt

Vaikų linija (Child line) www.vaikulinija.lt Phone: 116 111

Jaunimo linija (Youth line) www.jaunimolinija.lt/laiskai/ Phone: 8 800 28888

Vilties linija (Hope line) www.kpsc.lt/vilties_linija.html Phone: 116 123 Email: vilties.linija@gmail.com

Pagalbos moterims linija (Women’s line) www.moteriai.lt Phone: 8 800 66366 Email: pagalba@moteriai.lt

Linija Doverija (Support for Russian-speaking clients) Phone: 8 800 77277

Luxembourg

SOS Détresse – Hëllef iwwer Telefon www.454545.lu Phone: 454545

Kanner-Jugendtelefon www.kjt.lu Phone: 116 111

Netherlands

Foundation 113Online www.113online.nl Phone: 0900-113 0 113

New Zealand

National Depression Initiative www.depression.org.nz

The Lowdown www.thelowdown.co.nz Phone: 0800 111 757 SMS: 5626 Email: team@thelowdown.co.nz

Youthline www.youthline.co.nz Phone: 0800 376633 SMS: 234 Email: talk@youthline.co.nz Email: parenttalk@youthline.co.nz

Norway

Kirkens SOS www.kirkens-sos.no Phone: 815 33 300

Poland

Fundacja Dzieci Niczyje www.116111.pl/napisz Phone: 116 111

Serbia

Centar Srce www.centarsrce.org Phone: 0800 300 303 Email: vanja@centarsrce.org

Singapore

Samaritans of Singapore (SOS) samaritans.org.sg Phone: 1800 221 4444 Email: pat@samaritans.org.sg

South Africa

The South African Depression and Anxiety Group (SADAG) www.sadag.org Phone: 0800 567 567 SMS: 31393

South Korea

중앙자살예방센터 (Korea Suicide Prevention Center) www.spckorea.or.kr Phone: +82 2-2203-0053 Email: spc@spckorea.or.kr

HopeClick www.hopeclick.or.kr

보건복지부 보건복지콜센터 (Ministry of Health & Welfare Call Center) Phone: 129 (24시간 위기상담 / 24 hour hotline)

정신건강증진센터 정신건강위기상담전화 (Mental Health Center Crisis Counseling) Phone: 1577-0199 (24시간 위기상담 / 24 hour hotline)

Spain

Teléfono de la Esperanza telefonodelaesperanza.org Phone: 902500002

Sweden

Mind mind.se

Switzerland

Tel 143 - La Main Tendue – Die Dargebotene Hand – Telefono Amico www.143.ch Phone: 143

Taiwan

Taiwan Suicide Prevention Center www.tspc.tw Phone: 0800 788 995 Email: tspc-fb@tsos.org.tw

United Kingdom / Ireland

Samaritans www.samaritans.org Phone: 116 123 Email: jo@samaritans.org

Thcdenton,

I been thinking about gettin a gun for my boat. I think I found it :D

Empricorn,

You know what they say are the two happiest days of a boat-owners life, right? The day they buy a gun and a boat, and the day they have to shoot their boat.

Caboose12000, in Be mindful of allergies lads

it originally said nuts, didn’t it
that’s a femboy, isn’t it

GrayBackgroundMusic,
Caboose12000,

the followup comics were way more wholesome than I expected, thanks for the source!

richardisaguy,
@richardisaguy@lemmy.world avatar

Wholesome and gay is my favourite combination of content

Siegfried,

Im not sure if richard is a guy anymore

dessimbelackis,

The only female m&m was green sooooo

Honytawk,

Nah, pretty sure it is a drawing.

So it can be whatever you want it to be.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

What the fuck how come someone drew my absent father in their comic?!?

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, your dad’s hot dude.

Honytawk,

He’s back from buying that packet of M&M’s

aeronmelon, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Does that brand even exist anymore?

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

One would hope not

st3ph3n,
Classy,

So it’s a collectible!

Pringles,

A colledible!

byroon, in elephants

Can they cha cha real smooth?

xor,

if they wanted to, they could

qooqie, in elephants

Except having a healthy growing population xdd

xor,

too soon…

Daqu, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Nice little hiss

Lepsea,

Let’s get this out onto a tray, Nice!

lugal, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Best before 2097? What’s the problem there?

wunami,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Y2K

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

No, no, it can only be 1997, logically.

The Y2038 problem.

NegativeInf,

There are no years before 2000.

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