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kameecoding, in Making plans

too bad I don’t drink anymore, well actually I drank this Saturday while celebrating a friend’s birthday but I literally can’t remember when I drank before that, probably like my birthday in May.

ICastFist, in My whole night is booked now
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Must be part 1 of PatricianTV playing Skyrim.

Motherfucker did “Morrowind Analysis: A quick retrospective” in just under 8 hours. For fans of Elder Scrolls, it’s worth watching.

HelixDab2, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Is this like some weird evangelical Buddhist bullshit? Like, any sex that’s enjoyable results in being reincarnated as a dog, or insect?

Sorgan71,

isnt the punishment of reincarnation as animals a hindu thing?

HelixDab2,

No, that’s a core belief of Buddhism. You move up or down as you achieve–or lose–enlightenment, and once you’ve extinguished all desire, you achieve enlightenment and nirvana. Hindu might also have beliefs in reincarnation, but IDK.

surewhynotlem,

See, this is one belief system that is easy to disprove. Just look at all the people. Can anyone honestly say they’ve worked their way up? Are humans really the cream of the enlightenment crop?

Plavatos,

Looks like someone is going down a peg or two next time…

HelixDab2,

Huh? No, of course you can’t, because you’d first have to be able to prove that any person in question had lived a previous life, and that kind of belief isn’t falsifiable.

If the whole thing could be proven or disproven, then it would be science and not religion.

SinJab0n, in It's hard to believe

I mean, if we can’t see the circle that means its a really big one, so…

Duh…

CADmonkey, in Safety First?

I have a Samurai, this is accurate.

Agent641, (edited ) in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Entertainer + homo people -> Entertain dog * Michael Jackson *

I mean, I wasnt gay before, but that seems like a pretty sweet deal.

Clbull, in Revolutionary free thinker Andrew Tate
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Tier1BuildABear, in It's hard to believe
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More humans, anyway.

MissJinx,
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How do you know? Maybe there is a race of advanced intra terrestrial humans that live under water. Also this map is missing the great wall of ice that holds the water in place.

xia,

Way to stand up for my alien homies, yo!

Rodeo,

Crabs, deep sea squids, coral polyps, and sea sponges are all people now.

Tier1BuildABear,
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I was thinking of life throughout the rest of the universe

liztliss, in "Halp, could I be-"

Wait, this is the care they get BEFORE the grant?

Jikal, in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...

And you could tell from the sound if it was gonna connect at a good rate too

GiddyGap, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

Yet another reason to vote for Biden.

BilboBargains,

Bi den

uis,
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Tri den, Qua den

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

jdf038, (edited ) in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

At least it’s not Texas

m3t00, in I can still hear every sound including the error at the end...
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Imagined that cartoon progressively downloading while I sipped coffee. The image size told the browser how much space to leave for lagging graphics. Text browsers were best over dialup untill mbs speeds arrived. Cable modems eliminated the modem speaker since they were never used for human frequency range

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
Neon, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

I love how noone explores the possibility that this was written by someone who hates them to make them look bad lol

Honytawk, (edited )

Why would we do that? Anti-vaxxers make themselves look bad all the time.

LdyMeow,

Yeah I feel like this has to be satire

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