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ChickenLadyLovesLife, in Success is built through GAMBA

Hmm, this makes me want to play Lemmings again for some reason.

Agent641,

Fuuuck that takes me back to the dos days. They dont make games like they used to (in pure assembly I mean)

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Some madlads still do. Retro City Rampage (which is already over 10 years old now, damn) was ported to the NES, so that’s some 6502 Assembly work there.

Blackmist,

I recommend Humanity as a modern strange take on it.

store.steampowered.com/app/1581480/Humanity/

(Is available on PS+ Extra as well)

Also reminded me of Timekeepers, which is another old Amiga game which I suspect nobody here will remember.

Pat_Riot, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Do he’s admitting that he’s a flight risk

IWantToFuckSpez, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Polite sex is when you shake hands before and after.

TORFdot0,

I guess that’s why Hank Hill had Bobby and not a daughter

LEONHART,

And yet, somehow, that boy ain’t right.

krimson,
@krimson@feddit.nl avatar

Username checks out?

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That can’t be it. I never had a son (that i know of).

Oh no, I should make some calls.

Agent641,

So, just the normal way?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

“I wish you the best of luck!”

random_character_a, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

They say Russia is nice these days

jaybone,

At that point what does he have to offer them?

sukhmel,

He can offer them to run an insurrection in the US if paid enough. >!Then proceed to do nothing and disappear when someone actually asks for results!<

jaybone,

In Soviet Russia, they disappear you.

sukhmel,

Luckily Soviet Russia is gone (for now 🤔) and they seem to let go more easily if you don’t commit some really atrocious crime like spreading stickers in the shop, posting online, or standing on the streets with a Constitution quotes. If you took some millions and ran away, just be diligent and spare some of the money and they couldn’t care less.

This may not reflect the real state of affairs but is a good approximation

jaybone,

“In Soviet Russia…” is a meme based on a quote from the TV show The Simpson’s.

Though Putin’s Russia is not really so different.

sukhmel,

Yeah, I know just wanted to be a bit of bummer. TBF Soviet Russia seem to be good for memes or sci-fi but not much else, anyway. Appreciate you being helpful and explaining, though.

random_character_a, (edited )
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

I’m quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we’ll never know.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Major breakthrough every week. Usually water pipes, but sometimes dams and sewers.

redballooon,

Do they have a foreigner ms armee? They should enlist him immediately.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

No, only citizens. Male or doctors.

XEAL, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

This helps with 2 in the pink, 1 in the sink…

smeg, in Success is built through GAMBA

Successful people have massive heads, got it

Duralf,

It’s because they don’t put work on them.

Nudding, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

I was banned from the climate sub by the mod for disagreeing that humanity will survive the climate apocalypse. No message, just deleted comments.

ramble81,

Interesting take. I’ve always posited that the earth and nature will survive but I never included people in that. It’d probably be a reversion to nomadic and hunter/gatherer tribes to start. The question is would it take as long to rebuild? And would it follow the same path again?

Nudding,

Depends on if we destroy the ecosystem long enough and hard enough to kill everything over 50 pounds.

empireOfLove,

Humanity will survive; society as we know it, or in any form higher than nomadic tribes, not so much.
Glad to know Reddit moderator behavior has carried over, it’s just like old times!

Nudding,

Depends on if we start getting super storms or not after we start the dominos falling in terms of tipping points.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

people really seem to have a boner for the apocalypse, from what i’ve seen the reality is that poor people will as always get shafted and most people in developed countries will be mostly fine albeit with a lot of change and maybe having to move if you live in a flooding-prone area.

Nudding,

I always thought a zombie apocalypse would be fun, but a storm planet with insane class disparity full of oil/water wars isn’t going to be fun at all.

ShaggySnacks,

It’s soo weird when you a lot of people have weird fantasies about the apocalypse. It gets downright terrifying when you start to mix in nationalism in it.

I hate to break it everyone, most of us are not going to survive the apocalypse. The only ones who are going to survive are the ones that I can survive and were lucky enough to be in the right place at the wrong time. It won’t matter that you have a bunker full of supplies, what the fuck are you going to do when your supplies run out? Or someone with a bigger gun comes? All that gold and crypto you bought for the apocalypse won’t mean shit.

saltesc, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

Honestly, why even give a shit?

Of all the things to spend time and energy considering about, comment activity and lemmy.ml is an interestingly niche investment choice.

If you consider anything, it should be retrospectively a positive. You’re cut from that pointless niche now. Go prosper.

empireOfLove, (edited )

I really don’t care, I actually thought it was kind of hilarious i was just yelling into a federated void for two weeks before my slow ass finally realized something was off lmfao hence the meme about the really bad moderation system

ROLLORDIE, in How was your day?

This would be a great demotivational

UltraMagnus0001, in It's hard to believe

TIL

1984, (edited ) in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Good thing there are hundreds of other instances. This a solved problem with Lemmy.

No need to even complain about it. You have choice here.

The largest instances are going to be like reddit, yes.

empireOfLove,

Oh I know theres lots more out there. But I’m uber lazy and like my one comfy account with a specific set of subscribed comfy communities

MeanEYE, in Success is built through GAMBA
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Image is actually cut off. What’s missing is below each person there’s a swimming pool. For poor people it’s filled with water, for successful it’s filled with money.

gmtom, in Kind of like a politician?

Facebook boomer meme.

deeply_moving_queef, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

Tag yourself I’m Entertain Dog (homo dog).

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I’m ABORTION

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I’m Make You Blind

felixwhynot,
@felixwhynot@lemmy.world avatar

I’m Michael Jackson

Swedneck, in I hate getting up early.
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

and this is why you should unionize

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