lemmyshitpost

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

driving_crooner, (edited ) in The world in 2024
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Good meme, but “my people” from Sunak’s perspective is his bourgie pals and associates and they are doing pretty well.

Wanderer,

Definitely thought that was going the way of his Indian connections with his tax avoiding wife.

winterayars,

But they’ll still make themselves out to be poor orphans begging for scraps on the street corner because their wealth and power pales in comparison to their greed. It could never hope to keep up.

Blackmist,

Don’t you know how much it costs to heat a 15 bedroom mansion?

MrJameGumb, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Will I be the only man on the bus? If so this is getting dangerously close to one of my biggest fantasies… Don’t judge me

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t want to have sex with a Disney adult. You just don’t. I actually know several of them irl. They always end up being overly childish and not in a cute way.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, I definitely want to, I just probably shouldn’t for the reasons you said lol

digger,
@digger@lemmy.ca avatar

Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit.

Honytawk,

I just want to hyuck you in my Goofy costume

CobblerScholar, in The world in 2024

Like Sunak actually gives a shit about “his” people.

johnfow,

like this street shitter is actually in charge

Siegfried,

It’s what? The 5th torie in a row? I feel like the people givrs a shit about the people

Aussiemandeus, in How the rest of the world sees the US and Royal Navy
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Well that just makes me want to join the us navy and I’m not even American

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, it does look cool, but I’m afraid of getting my hand chopped off.

superduperenigma,

“Samir, this is America! Come on. Sit down. Come on. This isn’t Riyadh. You know, they’re not gonna saw your hands off here, all right?”

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was referring to Darth Vader getting his hand chopped off.

Wait, that was Luke 🤦… nevermind…

Duamerthrax,

Uh… have you not seen the prequels? Lucas isn’t exactly known for subtle story telling.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I have, but I forgot the storyline… well, remeber it kinda vaguely. The original trilogy is what is burned in my mind, I was a kid, it was a great trilogy.

awwwyissss,

Yes, it would be much harder for you to keep making propaganda.

dylanTheDeveloper,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

In pretty sure the navy doesn’t chop it’s sailers hands off

Smoogs, (edited ) in "looks inside, individually packaged"

Ugh yeast infections suck don’t they.

Jeom,
@Jeom@lemmy.world avatar

i wasnt trying to hide it but how did you know haha, are the colours standardized?

Smoogs,

We’ve all been there.

Slovene,

… What were you doing with that baguette?

moog, in Went dark because capitalism

The broccoli hair is what does it for me

citrusface,

It’s called the “meet me at McDonald’s” haircut

kamen, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

I’d honestly be impressed by a freezer that’s been running since '97.

helpImTrappedOnline,

That’s before they started building them to fail. Why? Because a freezer that’s been running since '97 is at least two unsold new freezers.

phx,

There’s also a lot of other stuff that changed over time. New appliances may be more efficient, run on different (more environmentally friendly) coolant, have lead-free solder circuits, etc.

The thing is, a lot of that old stuff which was found to have health or environment issues also lasted longer. Leaded solder didn’t get burrs, for example. The components may also have been easier to repair.

But there’s also survivor bias. For every old freezer that sat in grandma’s basement for 2-3 decades many more ended up in a scrap heap.

Sagifurius, (edited )

I have a freezer from 1953, works fine. It’s appliances made after @2000 that shit the bed in 5 years or less. No, it’s not survivorship bias, there’s a certain time period you don’t see anything survived from.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Nokia 3310 would like to have a chat with you

Sagifurius,

appliances

sfgifz, (edited )

No, it’s not survivorship bias

Yes it is. The probability is much more significant that there are appliances from 2000s still working fine while your 1950s piece is one of the last few left. Just because your reality has a different view doesn’t mean it’s the same on a global scale.

Sagifurius, (edited )

No, it’s not. You should see a bunch of appliances from that era like you do older eras, but they’re just gone. My 53 fridge i bought last year, i was so happy when it turned on again. Moving them at that age is risky as hell. but I have ten fridges and 6 freezers i use to run my small town restaurant. I’ve paid close attention to the used market, I’m not just blowing random horseshit. Commercial grade is a different story. but wasn;t what I was talking about.

jol, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

Even this picture is a decade old by now.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Wow lol

jol,

Do you have proof that this person is the original poster? I have seen this image so many times…

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

No, but can you find an earlier time it was posted?

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Bro dont break my meme heart like this

photonic_sorcerer, in Ewwwwwwwww
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Idk man… Guns are kinda phallic… Wouldn’t it be gay to make one shoot??

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

You think it would be gay to make the long, hard, round, rod discharge all over the place?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Possibly

kittenzrulz123,

Not if you have socks on

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh damn, I forgot to wear socks today… ;)

kittenzrulz123,

:3

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Depends if it’s your gun or someone else’s.

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

True wisdom.

moistclump,

Have we tried pushing this message and seeing if it helps the mass shootings?

yamanii, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

How big is that freezer the she forgot a lasagna in there for this long?

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

My mom didn’t defrost the freezer for ages. It’s finally dead, but it took 2 hours just for the doors to unfreeze from the rest so I could open them.
See for yourself:
https://i.imgur.com/7BQ8S6I.jpg
So perhaps a similar issue.

seth,

This is a profile photo of anxiety.

Pringles,

It’s beautiful

wolfshadowheart,

Ooh, raspberry snowcone

ako946659663,

What’s the freezer brand? That’s a buy it for life candidate if it worked for a long time with no maintenance.

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s some fridge+freezer combo from Electrolux.

It still technically works, it’s just that the door doesn’t close properly, making it kinda useless. It was only shut off due to high temp alarm, which I am surprised took so long to turn on as there was some gap in the doors all the time.

Kecessa,

Tomb style freezer probably, the bottom is basically inaccessible so shit gets forgotten…

Countess425, in Anxiety symptoms we don't talk about
@Countess425@lemmy.world avatar

My mom deserves to be yelled at but she’s incapable of introspection, so it’s just a waste of breath. 75% of the time, husband does not deserve it. :/

Otherwise let’s just say I’m texting this during my vape in the bathroom break! Slay it, queen!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Thoughts on Big Mouth?

jimbolauski, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

How high did the item score? xkcd.com/2178/

rustyredox,

I kind of want to see a charter plot of that scoring function projected onto a 3-axis manifold with a colored heat map. How would I minMax my anticipated score given my current age or projected lifespan?

chetradley,

From a reverse image search, looks like this was originally posted on Twitter by Orla Walsh, a dietician. Her education experience on her LinkedIn puts her at about 36 years old at the time the image was posted (July 2023). Since this is her mom’s fridge though, we estimate her age at 36+25=61. So, total score is 42.62.

20inmyhead, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

GenX, forgotten again

AA5B,

I was going to say I don’t really recognize any of them, although they’re vaguely familiar …. yes, forgotten again

linearchaos,
@linearchaos@lemmy.world avatar

The only reason I knew it was M.A.S.H. was the font/color.

In this case, I don’t feel too bad being missed. Keep your head down and stay out of the news :)

That said, I watched Theorists with my tween. Kinda sad seeing MP go, but not as sad as MP was.

I expect the channels will go tits up without his personality. The new hosts are pleasant but honestly unremarkable. The show was far less about the content and more of his performance. If you thought the idea was crap, you subliminally blamed it on him. There are plenty of other personalities out there doing what they’re doing and almost all of them go on unknown because they don’t have screen chemistry.

Jeom,
@Jeom@lemmy.world avatar

gen x is overlooked way too often, a ton of millennial media were made by gen x

Wogi,

Ummm… Et phone home?

chemicalwonka, (edited ) in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What impresses me most is that her refrigerator has been working at least since 1997 This refrigerator deserves to go to the Valhalla of refrigerators

vaultdweller013,

The Einherjar shall use it as a beer cooler!

CaptainProton, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

SteveMRE1987 wants it

Snowpix,
@Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

Nice hiss!

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #

    Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 134217728 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 20975616 bytes) in /var/www/kbin/kbin/vendor/symfony/http-kernel/Profiler/FileProfilerStorage.php on line 171

    Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 134217728 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 10504712 bytes) in /var/www/kbin/kbin/vendor/symfony/error-handler/ErrorRenderer/HtmlErrorRenderer.php on line 339