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RizzRustbolt, in Anxiety symptoms we don't talk about

I don’t think there’s a mental illness strong enough to get me to like Big Mouth.

nonfuinoncuro,

I’m OOTL can you ELI5

ryathal,

It’s an animated coming of age comedy on Netflix. It’s extremely raunchy and vulgar, and also gets more meta in the later seasons. Between all the masturbation and dick jokes it occasionally has a good message in some episodes. It’s very much a polarizing show that you will either love or hate.

TseseJuer,

retardation

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Not a mental illness or a medical condition of any sort. Take your biggoted shit back to reddit

TseseJuer,

riiight

Sanctus,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

The trick is to add just the right amount of asphyxia. Though I’d root for not turning it on at all.

tias, (edited ) in Do i need to install a driver?

The idea of putting my device into that gives me about the same icky feeling as putting my dick into random holes I find.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Kinky!

austinfloyd,

Yeah, definitely don’t just stick something in, use protection. If you want to use an unknown public charge, there are USB data blocker adapters you can buy.

You get slow charging (since the devices can’t negotiate), but it’s better than an infection.

critical,

How would you get an infection if you have debugging off and the connection set to Charging Only?

Broodjefissa,

Is this a reference to condoms? /s

normanwall, in They're good dogs, Brent

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  • kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m gonna talk to Brant now: “what’s up Bront?”. Let’s hear Brent’s answer.

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    I see you understood the reference.

    Ilovethebomb, in Anachronism

    Non credible defence has breached containment.

    Excrubulent,
    @Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

    Well thankfully they’ll be easy to defeat.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Idk, they called the paragliding Hamas murder spree.

    nxdefiant,

    Exactly, it was an incredulity buffer overflow, they went all the way around back to credible.

    empireOfLove2, in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

    GiddyGap,

    Get 1 1/227 oysters.

    empireOfLove2,
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

    bobs_monkey,

    Sounds like you need two oysters

    dabaldeagul,
    @dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

    Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

    empireOfLove2,
    @empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

    dabaldeagul,
    @dabaldeagul@feddit.nl avatar

    You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

    FlyingSquid, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    My father was an academic and the thing academics do when they visit each other’s houses is to bring a bottle of something. So they had a cellar room full of booze. It was awesome when I was in high school in the mid-90s. My parents didn’t drink beer though, so there was no beer in the house except for a six-pack of Michelob at the back of the room that had pull tabs on it. They stopped making pull tabs in 1980. So it was at least 14-year-old beer. It was one of the few things I didn’t think about and/or decide to steal.

    xX_fnord_Xx,

    Similar situation for me, but my sister was five years older than me and age and her friends got to all the good stuff first. All that was left for me was a selection of gross flavored brandy and a bunch of novelty shaped bottles that I undoubtedly ruined the collectible value of when I cracked them open.

    kate, in recycling beauty trends

    ITT: men on lemmy attacking women for looking how they want whilst pretending to support women

    Kusimulkku,

    We want women to look like that? Fucking hell, I knew not going to those meetings would bite me in the ass one day

    kate,

    Who’s “we”? I support women looking how they want, and I’m not going to decide that only applies if I think it looks good

    Kusimulkku, (edited )

    men on lemmy

    Though I think I misunderstood you. “men on lemmy attacking women for looking how they want”, I thought the “they” here meant the men. I was thinking wow, who wanted her to look like that

    kate,

    haha i see the misunderstanding now. but tbf there are a lot of men that like this look,. i think someone else in this thread linked a lemmy community for it

    Kusimulkku,

    Those probably wouldn’t be shitting on her though

    kate,

    TRUE

    MasterNerd,
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    To be fair, I think it’s important to examine the social trends that influence people’s body images and contribute to them wanting to get a lot of plastic surgery done. I don’t think that’s healthy and it’s a lot more complicated than just “looking how they want”

    kate, (edited )

    “I think it’s not mentally healthy (no source required) and so we should adjust society so people don’t want it” is the same thing, no?

    MasterNerd,
    @MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

    I mean given that mental health issues stemming from unrealistic body standards is an epidemic at this point, yeah I’d say so

    Aceticon,

    She doesn’t look like that: the picture is heavilly retouched.

    son_named_bort, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

    Sure it’s not 1997 now, but who knows what will happen in the future?

    Custoslibera,

    If Futurama has taught me anything it’s that time will loop back around.

    Better hold onto it until it’s in date again.

    Dasnap, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe it ages like wine.

    Aceticon,

    Uncorked?

    Holyhandgrenade, (edited ) in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    My girlfriend’s family cabin has a cold storage in the basement. We found some canned stew that had expired in 1982. A friend of mine actually ate it and he didn’t get sick!

    phx,

    My first question about the lasagna was “how did it taste?”

    A_Random_Idiot,

    can food can last far longer than the expiration date, as long as it still has seal integrity, and not bulging.

    Holyhandgrenade,
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah I’d argue canning is one of the greatest technological marvels of the 20th century. I never check the expiration date of the cans in my kitchen

    Dozzi92,
    @Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, the expiry is beaurocracy in action, but okay beiroacracy, I’m fine with putting the dates. But canned goods are eternal if stored properly, and doing a quick inspection for what you mentioned is all you need when you’re scouring the wasteland for Vienna sausages in the far off time of the year 2025.

    Llewellyn,

    What do you have against the word “bureaucracy”?

    Dozzi92,
    @Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

    I rely on auto correct to take care of things like that for me.

    Aceticon, (edited )

    Maybe that poster really meant rule of the beautiful rather than rule of the office?!

    p1mrx, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

    March 97 of what year?

    Shapillon,

    wat?

    Dozzi92,
    @Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

    L5264. You know, just a while after the Mayonnaise Wars of K3737.

    And009,

    The rising red river of the 52nd Ketchup alliance was a dreadful day indeed. Only the infidels call it the Mayo war.

    Aceticon,

    Some say the rivers ran red from all the ketchup spilled in the greatest battle of the war.

    Siegfried,

    2097, obviously, cause 1817 there were no plastics* or refrigerators** or cameras cheap enough to take pictures of trivial shit*** and 1997 would be to obvious. Nah, its definitely not 1997

    XTornado, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

    Kitchen Classics… Yup it’s a classic alright!

    bruhduh,
    @bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

    *historical exhibit

    ekZepp, in The world in 2024
    @ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar
    Rodeo,

    Is that Keanu on the right? And Forrest Gump on the left? What is this picture lol

    splicerslicer,

    Mel Gibson and Caviezal on the set of The Passion of the Christ. The other two are photoshopped in

    JoMiran, in A time-honored tradition
    @JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

    Tupperware?!? In this household we wash the plastic takeout containers and reuse them for years until the become brittle and shatter.

    BoxerDevil,

    We use butter and cool whip bowls.

    Siegfried,

    So, is this JoMiran or the micropladtics speaking?

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    Where i from, some of us call it tupperware too, every plastic container is tupperware.

    Contramuffin,

    If you are still doing that, don’t do it. Those takeout containers leak microplastics like crazy

    nossaquesapao,

    Don’t tupperware leak as well?

    I mean, unless you use some sort of glass container or metallic, you’re eating microplastics.

    jose1324,

    Basically not / barely anything

    nossaquesapao,

    Do you have any source for this information? If they’re plastic containers, they probably leak aa well.

    Contramuffin,

    I’ve heard that they do, but for certain it must be less than re-using takeout containers.

    I, myself, I’ve been avoiding all plastics and using strictly glass where possible

    Son_of_dad, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

    I’m in Canada, when I order pizza for my family of 3 it comes out to like $65+ with tax and delivery, it’s insane. Took them to burger king the other day, we got 3 meals and a couple of apple turnovers and it came out to $50+, shit is insane.

    Zuberi,
    @Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Just prepare your own food at this point?..

    Son_of_dad, (edited )

    I generally order only when I can’t. Like when the day has been a hectic disaster, it’s 20 minutes from dinner, I haven’t had a chance to go to the store or cook, and the kids gotta eat. If it was just me alone I’d survive in crackers

    Zuberi,
    @Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I genuinely wish I was well off enough to have a “fuck it, it’s only $65” attitude lol.

    We meal prep/etc because, if we don’t, we’ll starve.

    pantyhosewimp,

    Yeah. During the pandemic I realized fuck eating out. Why is the main public activity going to a fucking restaurant anyway? We need more museums. Like, lots more.

    I will say tho, fast food salads (pick up not delivery) are worth it. I bought a $25 salad from a deli chain & said this is too expensive. So next week I spent $20 on salad ingredients & made a salad. I didn’t feel like a salad for a couple days & all ingredients wilted.

    lung,
    @lung@lemmy.world avatar

    Tfw burger king costs same as sit down

    Son_of_dad,

    Nah man, sit downs have doubled in price too. I took them to a sit down place a few months back and it came out to like $150

    lung,
    @lung@lemmy.world avatar

    Damn dawg you must be real sitting

    blotz,
    @blotz@lemmy.world avatar

    What’s that 20$ per pizza. 3 pizzas? That’s pricy pizza. Is it good pizza at least?

    Son_of_dad,

    Nah…

    blotz,
    @blotz@lemmy.world avatar

    Maaan!! That’s crazy prices! Have you ever tried buying a frozen marg pizza and putting ur own toppings on. That’s what I do and it usually costs way less with minimal effort.

    Toes, (edited )

    You gotta order online and use their apps and newsletters it can cut the price by half if not more. They are making their prices punitive for not using their apps now. Domino’s should be about $8 a pizza.

    Suburbanl3g3nd,

    They’re giving you a discount via app because they’re collecting your data

    Toes,

    Oh for sure, but the alternative is getting scammed. 😔

    skulblaka,

    You’re still getting scammed it’s just less immediately obvious

    RandomVideos,

    In Romania a pizza is $4-6 for a small one and for a large one $8-10

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Did a fast casual place last week with 3 other adults. 65 dollars for 4 burgers, 3 drinks, and 2 small fries. Of course they asked me for a tip.

    I really try to avoid restaurants. Every time I go I end up angry.

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