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sxan, in Went dark because capitalism
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Mugatu Bane.

hakunawazo,
sxan,
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Hahahaha! Fantastic!

bigkahuna1986, in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Thanks, I hate it.

GrammatonCleric,
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But you haven’t even tried it 😂

Madison420,

I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

herrwoland, in Counterspell this
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AI memes are taking over huh

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I wondered the same thing, but I really can’t tell if this is AI or not. Does something give it away to you?

I think “wizard-posting” has been a thing since before the AI rush.

0Xero0,
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Well he has five normal looking fingers so I guess it’s not AI?

DudeImMacGyver, in That look... oh, she in trouble
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Sweep the leg

TropicalDingdong,

You have a problem with that?

ScrollerBall,

No, Sensei!

Hellnikko,

No mercy!

MBM, in Love is blind

With European context this feels a bit racist. Just replace ‘Slav’ with any other discriminated against group of immigrants (Muslims, Chinese people).

Sheeple, (edited )
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With more European context you’ll realise this is about the alcohol health crisis that is spread a lot among men of that area.

If you want a similar example, replace the man with an obese man and “slav” with “American”. A common comedy trope.

Unfortunately people love brushing it off as a “funny stereotype” instead of realising “Wait dude these guys are victims of a health crisis”

jayrodtheoldbod,

The first thing that jumped into my head was that meme about American couples where the couple is always Nice, Decently Attractive Woman Plus The Most Racist Man Alive. It’s the same dynamic.

If the Slavic women aren’t drinking, thus making them all on average prettier than the men because drink makes you ugly, then I fear for what they are actually doing instead. Probably cocaine.

SayJess, in It'll work, I saw it on the internet
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Let’s look at the positives here. They now have a QUICK method to remove a tire from a rim. Shit, they can even do it while the wheel is still on the vehicle/trailer. Great life hack, and under five minutes at that!

0x4E4F, (edited )
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Well, unless you don’t mind having a window broken and some exterior damage… sure, I guess 🤷.

krashmo, (edited )

You just need to take the axle off first. Easy peasy.

Rognaut, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

Absolute worst place on earth. It’s extortion to adults, brainwashing to kids.

Pissnpink,

Edgy

FlyingSquid, in fun facts
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So can flying squid. Because if we get in trouble for it in the ocean, we can just fly away, motherfuckers.

kewwwi,
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so does elephants

FlyingSquid,
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Only Dumbo.

lugal,

And even for him it’s against the laws of physics but he does it anyway for he doesn’t give a shit about laws

kewwwi,
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there’s no elephant police

lugal,

That’s impossible! How is their society supposed to function without a police?

supercriticalcheese,

Elephant society says otherwise

lugal,

I hope they don’t participate in mutual aid or other anarchist terrorism because that could tear down the state!

FlihpFlorp,

What if I put wings on something like a frog or amphibious creature of your choice

FlyingSquid,
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Good luck with that, I suppose.

CarbonIceDragon,
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what if the ones you’ve gotten in trouble with are flying fish?

FlyingSquid,
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We’re in cahoots.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Task failed successfully

I’m browsing by “new” but this joke was from a week or two ago. Can we please move on?

Dempf,

Sure, I have an idea. How about we talk about beans…

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/a392c9f1-27c2-4191-8ad6-d10543d5b19a.webp

dingus, (edited ) in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

Maybe a hot take, but I actually DO get why even adults like the theming of Disney World/land and like to visit it so much. The theming is just so intricately done that it’s honestly very impressive and great to look at and just take in. When you hear about the way some of these art pieces were designed it just makes it that much more amazing imo.

But why are some of these people obsessed with the people in costumes that are clearly meant for toddlers? I don’t marvel at some sweaty tween in a weird furry costume. I don’t get it.

originalucifer, (edited )
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ive met some disney fanatics. everyone has their thing, some people are just really into that thing.

im happy theyre happy, but i also think we should just give them florida so we dont really have to be exposed to.. their thing.

PaupersSerenade,
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I used to work at the parks and loved just hanging out. There’s a lot of work that went into forced perspective and theming. Disney has always leaned hard into escapism, and it’s easy to see why someone would want to be reminded of easier years.

AlligatorBlizzard,

Oh, hey, I worked attractions and merchandise at DAK back in 2008-2014 with a few gaps in there. And same, it was nice to just chill in the parks. Did you get to do any of the cast backstage tours? I got to go on one to the Haunted Mansion, that was really cool to see.

PaupersSerenade,
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I was attractions at DCA around that time frame as well! Got to do a track walk of Indy, previewed changed attractions, and got to do Tower of Terror no-show rides when I was closing.

AlligatorBlizzard,

I got to do a track walk of Dinosaur too, did you know that Dinosaur is just a re-themed Indy? They pointed out where the boulder would be on the other ride during the walkthrough. Disney did not put much effort into Dinoland at all, lol.

LillyPip, (edited )

Agreed.

Also, if an adult enjoys cartoons and sleeps with a plushie, I am not going to judge. Life is hard. Whatever it takes to get through the day, you do you.

IMO, telling people their benign coping mechanism is bad is how we get more shootings. Clutch that plushie, my dude!

Mr_Blott, in it's not

Saved for something really specific idk but won’t be able to find it when I need it

hobbicus,

Stop being me

chemicalwonka, in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!
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sirboozebum,

Isn’t this just survivor bias?

The unreliable fridges from 1980 have all failed already.

nossaquesapao,

With some exceptions, like lamps or tvs, older devices lasted much more. You can inspect the older devices you find around you and check for yourself. In general, they were much more robust and used better components and were designed to last. This was due to a lot of things that were different. I will try to list some:

  • in some industry areas, growth in the market was mostly due to population increase, people who never got access to some things being able to buy them, and expansion to development countries, so it was better for the companies that the devices lasted long, because they wouldn’t be able to supply a demand of replacement + new users. In other words, there was no incentive for products with small life.
  • devices were generally simpler, with fewer components, therefore, with fewer points of failure. The components used were often more “brute”, instead of the delicate electronic components we have.
  • a lot of the modern obsolescence comes from software and from i/o communication incompatibilities, things that weren’t even present in most devices
  • market demand forces prices down, and this has led to many things, including worse quality stuff
  • the life cycle of everything has diminished, as the consumerism became stronger, and people are buying new things much faster, leading to users not even caring for things to last long, because they will buy a new one soon anyway.

These are the things that came to my mind. However, it’s important to remember that there are products being made out there with the same robustness level of old appliances. Look into industrial devices, for example. They’re build to last for decades and endure much more than common devices, but the prices aren’t inviting to the average user.

Aceticon, (edited )

In Engineering you have two different kinds of failures:

The first is to do with manufacturing flaws and happens in the first couple of months of use, hence how Warranties work - bad part of bad assembly so it breaks on first use or soon after.

The second kind is the device dying from decay due to use, from old age if you will.

Survivor bias, IMHO, only applies for those devices that last beyond the stage were the first kind of failure can happen as it’s kinda random (you can reduce the proportion of devices that fail, but for any one device it’s random if it will be one that fails or not)

So a 3 year old fridge dying is not from manufacturing defects but it’s dying from faster ageing, which is a flaw in the design or a choice of cheaper, lower quality components.

From what I’ve seen that’s exactly what’s been happenning: less robust designs and cheaper components with shorter lifespans, all to save on raw material costs.

Lower manufacturing quality tends to cause the first kind of failures, not the failures well past the first few months.

PS: Note that dying from the second kind of failure still has a random probability for any one device, though whilst the probability from dying from manufacturing flaws is very time dependent (starting very high and then tailing off to pretty much zero within some months), the probability of dying from age is a lot less time dependent and if that much increases slightly with increasing age (whilst the other kind decreases steeply with age, specifically decreases steeply with use). I’m mentioning this for completness, as the point still stands - if there is a high proportion of devices of a given type dying at year 3, then that design has a much higher rate of failure due to aging than devices for which a much smaller proportion dies at year 3, hence the design is not robust and/or lower quality components are being used.

HurlingDurling,
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I want my whole kitchen and laundry room using 1980s tech

MrJameGumb, in Went dark because capitalism
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I guess I’m officially middle aged now, because I have no idea what is happening in this picture but it’s still somehow making me irrationally angry

idunnololz, (edited )
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It says:

I just had a realization that you believed darkness to be a good thing.

You seriously took in the darkness.This was a questionable and idiotic decision.

I do not mean to brag but in all seriousness I completely relate to the darkness.

I am amazed.

I do not think it makes any sense even if you understand the slang.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Doesn't look like anything to me

Is it me? Am I Garfield?!?!

son_named_bort,

We are all Garfield on this blessed day.

jaybone,

Has Garfield made some kind of comeback or are all the zoomers like “what are these old people talking about?”

I’ve seen a ton of Garfield references lately. I have to wonder.

aviationeast, in Counterspell this

I’ve heard about a spellsword would this be a spell rifle?

nxdefiant, (edited )

Dissolusionist.

Assman,
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Magnumancer

GregorGizeh,

I vote for Wizgun.

LogicalDrivel,
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Warglock

HipsterTenZero,
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Gattlemage

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