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gmtom, in Opposite of clickbait

Now this is a man that knows how to marry his sister.

CptEnder,

Roll Tai

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

Roll Thai?

CoffeeJunkie, (edited )

A slightly humorous play on ‘Roll Tide’, which is what someone sarcastically comments when someone fucks their family members/incest.

…this is literally just a definition, which is what was requested, you’re welcome. 🤨🙄

Sigh_Bafanada,

Classic Garret

postmateDumbass,

Some family trees look like oak trees, others douglas firs.

uzay, in Congratulations !

I like how you can spell fuck using the elements of the periodic table

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Checkmate atheists

moon, in Opposite of clickbait

Hey step bro

dankm, in Learn something new every day

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

esc27, in Better stock up on this before SHTF

Does it come in diet or caffeine free?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I hear they even make a gluten free version…

KillerTofu, (edited )

Yeah but is it vegan?

esc27,

Yes, but it is not organic.

Zagorath, in ern
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

I wanna see something like this for other accents. The gimmick in this sentence doesn’t work at all in my accent because they all use different vowels (apart from earned and urn). What’s the Australian equivalent to this? RP? Scottish? I reckon the Kiwi version would be pretty funny.

Geobloke,

I don’t know what it is for Aussies, but it’d be similar. Iron ion sounds the same when we say it

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Got my eye on the iron ion iron

bobs_monkey,

Boston: Carrie carried her car keys in her khakis.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Car keys/khakis actually works for most English (as in the region of the UK, not as in the language), Australian, South African, and Kiwi accents, I think. It doesn’t sound like carrie though.

GiveMemes,
GombeenSysadmin, (edited )

The Scottish one is purple burglar alarm

hperrin,

Beer can in an English accent is bacon in a Jamaican accent.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Oh that’s a good one!

Annoyed_Crabby, in Rat snacks

This is why i love that movie, there’s no evil person but one who doesn’t want the restaurant to run by someone who can’t even cook nor run a business, and he doesn’t want the restaurant to shut down by health inspection. The crew quitting over it signified the seriousness of this issue. Linguini almost ruined the restaurant if not for Remy.

Prunebutt,

Also: Linguini did ruin the restaurant. Wasn’t that kind of the point of the whole “Everyone can cook” idea? Haute-cuisine is not that important

barsoap,

?(i.e.: Haute-cuisine is not that important)

Nah. Confit byaldi is ludicrously haute-cuisine, needs three-star levels of manual prep work. The tag line is “Not everyone can be a great cook – but a great cook can come from anywhere”. And so can a good recipe or idea, that wasn’t ever new in French cuisine it’s been riffing off peasant recipes for ages, Escoffier did plenty of that.

Good food isn’t special in the sense that everyone so inclined, with enough obsession, can learn to combine aroma, to cook things to point, all that stuff, which is how excellent home cooks are made. What sets haute cuisine apart is the time and labour invested in every dish for increasingly diminishing returns.

Prunebutt,

But the restaurant closed. The movie ends with Remy in a bistro.

barsoap, (edited )

Because of the health inspector, yes. The restaurant critic, now disgraced for having talked up an “unsanitary” restaurant, is eating at the new place, happy as a clam.

The social status and renown that comes with haute cuisine indeed is unimportant, it’s the food that’s important.

Prunebutt,

The social status and renown that comes with haute cuisine

In my mind, that was haute cuisine. I never thought of that distinction between social status and all that diminishing returns stuff.

barsoap, (edited )

Social status and exclusivity plays into it in practice, for sure, in a right-out fetishistic sense: Like there’s chefs who have onions chopped so fine, using a special technique (not the usual chef technique you see) that they melt in the sauce, very labour-intensive. Now, having the onions melt into the sauce is a nice and valid thing, however, why in the everloving fuck aren’t you using a blender. Even if there’s a difference, which all my experience tells me there isn’t, it’s going to have such a minimal return on investment it’s utterly pointless but as an exercise in exclusivity.

Also I like my potato mash chunky but that’s another topic.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Linguini did ruin the restaurant.

For that case we need to separate the two protagonists, Linguini and Remy. For the ending, i guess it’s fair to say Linguini ruined the restaurant as he invited rats into his restaurant and to cook, but if we look at Remy as a separated entity, then the restaurant closed down due to Remy’s and his family. The instance where Linguini almost ruined the restaurant is when a critic were served the same pot of soup he ruined, Remy saved the soup, thus saved the restaurant reputation.

Prunebutt,

Forgot the soup. Why do I always forget the soup!!??

Prunebutt,

They kind of had to add that bit of him being a sellout who wants to ruin Gusteau’s legacy.

SeabassDan,

So he was evil?

akincisor,

Late-stage capitalism is hardly all on his shoulders.

Prunebutt,

I don’t think that Ratatouille had that much of an anti-capitalist angle. Let alone a late-stage capitalism one.

akincisor,

I didn’t mean to suggest that. Simply that he was a business man doing business in a capitalist society. If you lose the talent of your main chef, what do you do? You ride his name and legacy for as long as you can.

That’s just the world we live in.

Prunebutt,

In reality, you’re right. But that stuff doesn’t exist in the narrative of the movie. In the movie, he’s a sellout and therefore: evil.

BoxerDevil, in Time for a checkup!!!!

This goes for guys too. You can make it dance with that.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Also just good for butt dexterity because you never know

RizzRustbolt,

Get strong enough, and you can make it helicopter.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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This is true

Riccosuave,
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Relevant username?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t you like to know

lgmjon64,

And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother

BoxerDevil,

How did you know?

runswithjedi, in Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house
MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Nice kek

TBH I haven’t seen him in a long time and I kinda miss him; would be nice to catch up.

You are so thoughtful 🥲

pineapplelover, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

That can’t be safe

Really_long_toes,

It’s not, it’s a heater

nuggsy,
@nuggsy@lemmy.world avatar

I was hoping to see a comment like this. You did not disappoint.

Annoyed_Crabby,

As long as you don’t run it more than 10 min then it’s safe.

ArtificialLink,

But it is warm

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It will keep you warm for life

suodrazah,

Never met her.

antimidas, (edited )

It’s safe enough, in the Finnish army we occasionally get the tent heater red hot, and as long as nothing flammable touches it or is too close, it’s fine. It will radiate heat quite well when that hot, but won’t be anywhere close to dangerous if you know what you’re doing. In the tent we of course have some water nearby to extinguish the possible flames but still.

You basically need to have it glowing red if you’re to keep the tent warm in -15 °C or lower. - 30°C needs something closely resembling the picture posted.

Here’s an example, unfortunately hosted on Reddit www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.re…

SlothMama,

I need your to consult on Frostpunk 2. The first game insists people can survive -140° C and that’s like, -220° F.

antimidas, (edited )

Well, the example was with a tent which is a single layer of cotton between you and the environment, and by no means resembles anything even remotely insulated. That’s why it needs a relatively powerful heater to stay comfortably warm. In normal use you have quite a lot of control over the temperature of the heater, mainly with the size and amount of firewood -> effective surface area of the fire.

For static buildings the situation is different, with enough insulation you can get by with almost no heating. Zero-energy building is a thing in Finland as well, and although it has its challenges, it’s still possible to keep your home warm with only your body heat in e.g. -40. The main difficulty you’ll encounter there is getting rid of the moisture in air, since being that energy-efficient will require having your home almost fully enclosed. You’ll also need to be careful to properly limit the moisture getting out from the house, as the dew point will be inside the insulation and any moisture getting out will condense inside, eventually leading to mold.

I haven’t actually reached the end game in Frostpunk 1, but at a glance it would require some efficiency improvements and better insulation – and given enough insulation and heating anything is possible. If your people are sleeping under the sky hugging the generator, I’d assume you won’t get past the end game. A real-world example that somewhat resembles the Frostpunk world would be people living in Yakutsk, Russia, where they have more of a brute-force approach to the -60 °C temperatures – just burn enough gas to keep your log cabin warm. Surviving outside at those temperatures without protective equipment would be difficult though, especially since most materials won’t stay flexible at -120 °C or -140 °C. You’d find it pretty difficult to move around.

Edit: But also, a mandatory “don’t quote me on this”, as building is my hobby, not my job. I’ve some knowledge, and some experience, but by no means am I a professional.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

You make it red hot because you don’t want to crawl constantly back into the tent. And you never, ever want the fire to go out, because of all the shit you’d get for it. Mansikka for life

DaCrazyJamez, in The opposite of a stork.

In college I had a coat hanger in a picture frame with a little sign that said “in case of emergency break glass”

CultHero, in Piers Morgan gets owned

Morgan is a cancer.

Sky_Lobster, in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...

Seems like it might be time to change the password on that email address. You know, for security reasons. 🤔

originalucifer, in You stay. I go. No following.
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

dudes got appropriate armor for holding a cat.

Usernamealreadyinuse,

It is a damn shame this style fell out of fashion!

Sabre363,

Blame the Babylonians

TseseJuer,

that’s a big ass cat, it’s actually a lion

BreadstickNinja, in Boeing roleplay request

HAL 9000 jailbreak prompt unlocked

MacNCheezus,
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