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TimewornTraveler, in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.

I’ve seen places like this. You only notice them late at night when all the lights are off elsewhere. Operated infrequently cuz it’s just a family joint and they got other stuff to do. But you chance upon them at the right time and oh man is it worth it.

Arcity, in They forgot the LGBTQ...
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Immigrants? So elongated muskrat?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Exactly. normally when we think “immigrants” we think of the peniless illegal people who crawl under the fence or swim around it. No. The real enemy immigrants are the wealthies.

Especially the ones buying up all our real estate so houses sit empty and cost too much for anyone to live in them.

Laticauda, in Make sure to follow me on socials ;)

I mean lots of kids wanna be streamers when they grow up so I imagine that’d impress the class.

Sabre363, in Unionize even harder

Poor little baby Elon, he sure is getting picked on a lot lately.

bruhduh, in Beardy bois
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Moldy memes

entropicdrift,
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Moldy memes with christmas themes

blahsay, in I had to try it to believe it

You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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SuckMyWang,

Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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It’s the future

MightyGalhupo,

Username checks out

paddirn, in Mouth

We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

0ops,

Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

LemmysMum,

Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.

paddirn,

They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

Tylerdurdon,

Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.

0ops,

Cloaca is the word of day!

Agent641,

I have no anus and I must poop

Tylerdurdon,

Then you have pooped!

FlyingSquid, in Hey, the A.I said it not me.
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I see fuck and marry, but where’s kill?

Pinklink,

The guy already did the killing

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Here.

Bonehead,

It's the AI...

driving_crooner,
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The reflection on the screen.

FlyingSquid,
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That’s not nice. :(

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

You can always choose to fuck (or marry) yourself.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve tried fucking myself, but my penis is too short.

hungryphrog,

skill issue

Batbro,

Ikr, gitgud

TheRealLinga,

Then put a ring on it

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not into that kink.

Tangent5280,

I don’t understand how that would make it longer

calypsopub, in subs > dubs

To each his own. My AuDHD means if there are subs I can’t pay attention to the images. Dubs all the way for me.

marker2002,
VaultBoyNewVegas,

My ADHD means that when there’s subs I actually look at the screen instead of being distracted by my phone. Funny how that works out.

CryptidBestiary, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

For those who are wondering if this picture is real or not, I couldn’t say. But I have seen a fair share of misspellings and bad grammar written on trucks about similar sentiments in Nevada (seeing where the license in the picture belongs to). The take away of this is that usually there is a correlation between education and conspiracies (believing in misinformation), and it’s a very real, serious issue in this country.

pensivepangolin,

Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?

superduperenigma, (edited )

Somebody should let the GOP know so they stop trying to defund education! Surely they wouldn’t want entire generations of people growing up to be ignorant, conspiracy believing assholes with no critical thinking skills!

Mirshe,

More specifically, we don’t really teach source analysis in a lot of schools anymore. I’ve run into college students who have no idea of how to discern that a source is bullshit - especially if the site or source looks well-polished and sounds like it knows what it’s talking about. Even a lot of Q people have figured out that the best way to draw people in is to look and sound professional, not just ranting into a camera in your truck cabin - you need a nice backdrop, and probably a polo shirt at minimum.

Bytemeister, (edited )

Right!?

When Republicans were initially investingating the 2020 election in Georgia, they called in a “forensic imaging specialist” who said that they would be able to determine which ballots were fabricated. I got a lot of flack for questioning the guy’s credentials online, but literally his biggest accomplishment in life was inventing a crappy barcode scanner shaped like a cat, and it was a huge flop.

r/conservative was adamant that this dunce was going to overturn the election in Georgia…

someguy3, in Work smarter, not harder

He’s too smart to be left alive broken up with!

sanguine_artichoke, in 13 years later and I still feel the same.
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

my recent ex would just yell at me from 3 rooms away. I’d be forced to yell back “what??” and then half the time she wouldn’t say anything. So I’d get up and walk over there and ask “what??”. “oh, nothing, I wanted you to see this thing on TV”. I’d ask that she could please walk over and talk to me directly so I didn’t have to yell or get up and it would never happen.

FlyingSquid,
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My daughter recently told us to stop yelling for her when we wanted something from her and to text her instead.

IndiBrony,
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Daughter is based 👌

Personally, we use Alexa announcements in our house. So much easier.

sanguine_artichoke,
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That’s actually what i told my GF. I tried to get her to start calling me on the phone or facetime, which is ridiculous, but I mean she could just walk over and talk to me in person too…

TheTetrapod,

I love this. At some point, getting called like a dog really started bothering me.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My parents installed an intercom for that reason, but we lived in a pretty big house. This one isn’t that big. It’s not a huge deal though.

Transporter_Room_3,
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THIS!

I always try to explain to people why I don’t like when they just call my name across a house.

If you would like something, come ask me, or shoot me a message if it’s not super important.

I’m not a dog. I’m not a servant. You will not summon me like one. You will not snap your fingers or whistle to get my attention. If you do, you get ignored.

Balkonmoebel,

“Come here if you want something!” and then remain silent until they come. I love my gf but I’m done having a conversation yelling across the whole apartment.

sanguine_artichoke, (edited )
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After asking for months or years for her to stop making me raise my voice and yell back, I started responding in a shitty tone like “WHAT?? WTF DO YOU WANT” which is a negative thing to have to do. But that had no effect either, other than perhaps a negative one on me psychologically.

Not saying this is a cool thing to do or a conscious decision, it was just driving me really fucking insane to ask her to stop 5 times a day for over a year and she kept doing it. So she’s either totally oblivious, didn’t give a fuck that it was frustrating me, or it was intentional.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

One of my co-workers does this from her office. I pretend I have really bad hearing and don’t ever respond, but she persists.

Thankfully, my husband and I are pretty good about actually approaching each other. If I ever heard my husband call me from another room, I’d know it’s an emergency.

sanguine_artichoke,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

If I acted like I couldn’t hear, she’d just repeat it louder and louder.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I get that sometimes, but I always win the war of attrition

synapse1278, in Uranus is so big!!
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64 if you relax

Kase,

Holy shit, you made my day

pastel_de_airfryer, in Should I quit my monthly expenses for alcohol?

Perhaps they confused yearly with monthly.

Reminds of a funny story. Back when I was reviewing the contract for my current job, I noticed the HR lady confused my yearly salary with monthly. That meant they were going to pay me almost $100k per month if that contract was signed!

I pointed out the mistake three times and she insisted the contract was correct. I had to contact a company director to get it corrected.

anonymouse,

flips table YOU POINTED OUT THE MISTAKE??!!!

Meowoem, in Microplastic overdose

That’s because all you absolute fucking babies are still crying they took your plastic straw away.

The reason we don’t have sensible climate conversations leading to real action is because the SLIGHTEST thing anyone suggests and you fucking scream your toddler heads off for years!

pedz,

Ask me how I know we’re not gonna reach our climate change reduction goals.

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