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BedSharkPal, (edited ) in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

But for real, that is just impressive.

ramble81,

That’s some real ATBGE stuff right there.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

what are you talking about this is great taste

uzay, in Meow

What’s the matter? Cat got your shlong?

theangryseal,

I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p

OpenPassageways, in Venus by Tuesday

If those people could read they’d be very upset.

DTFpanda,

Yeah I’ve actually lost faith in 100% of folks in 2024 who still think it’s a scam. I used to think it was just boomers, it’s not. Every climate change related post from NASA on their social media accounts is literally full of young people making fun of them for ‘lying to the public’ and how it’s all a hoax. There’s no depth to these people, we truly live in a society full of complete morons who will believe in a conspiracy theory because of a 5 minute badly edited YouTube video, but refuse to trust anything that is widely accepted in the scientific community because of their need to feel important, intelligent, and ‘in’ on something that the rest of the world isn’t in on.

mmagod,

the fellow students in school growing up that always blew off paying attention in school and disrupting class didn’t just disappear… sure i saw less of them when i wasn’t confined to those public grade school walls, but it’s been a harsh realization for me as I’m seeing them again as adults buying into and spreading the misinformation.

db2, in Existentialist Spagett

Consider the ingredients to each component and tell me how this is different than a cookie. I’ll wait.

afraid_of_zombies,

Consider the ingredients of your partner and tell me why you are offended that I replaced them with an angry honey badger in your bed last night. I’ll wait.

fidodo, (edited )

It’s wetter and denser. Don’t know if that’s enough to make it bad, but the wetness could give it a weird texture for the flavor

AlmightySnoo, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think it could work.

Siegfried,

“And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done

Fisch,
@Fisch@lemmy.ml avatar

That would be fire ngl

SouravSatvaya, in Peak organization
@SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world avatar

One playlist, “Liked Songs” gang supremacy.

affiliate,

i like to make sequels every year or so. i’m currently on “liked songs 4”. it gives me the chaos of a liked songs playlist, but with the comfort that only recently liked songs will play. (i will never unlike a song)

BunnyKnuckles,
@BunnyKnuckles@startrek.website avatar

This is my strategy too, except I make new playlists every January and seperate the songs by year. So I have 2017, 2018, 2019, etc playlists of songs that came out that year. Then I go through the songs from that year and add the absolute bangers to an ultimate playlist. I also never unlike a song.

Baku,

When I was first developing my music taste I did this too. I had “songs I like 2018 edition”, “songs I like 2019 edition” then discovered Spotify and everything morphed into a singular “liked songs” playlist :D

reimufumo, in Oh no…
@reimufumo@lemmy.ca avatar

oh yes

Valmond,

Nah rosbeefs are our friends, cheers!

Cicraft, in Real committed

They’re just happy you’re destroying it

Ghostalmedia, in They hated him, for he spoke the truth
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Attend a gamblers anonymous meeting and you’ll meet a lot of people who have lost more than 100%

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That’s because they were gambling with other people’s money.

If you only bet with what you can afford to lose, that’s never going to happen.

maniclucky,

Woof that slope is slippery. The trick is measuring what you can afford, and a lot of people aren’t great at measuring that.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah, well, that’s their problem, isn’t it.

MaoZedongers, (edited )

See if I only bet 90% of every paycheck I still have 10% left over for lottery tickets

If I lose the 90%, I just gotta win the lottery…

Kecessa, in Edge....

When I use Firefox I’m not Firefoxing

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Me, a wolf (hybrid) using Librewolf: howls intensify

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Oh God, by that logic using waterfox with edge for debugging would be periodically edging while screeching demonically into the night

Hubi,
@Hubi@lemmy.world avatar

Speak for yourself

Viking_Hippie,

Would you Firefox me? I’d Firefox me so hard.

joyjoy,

So what you’re asking is “what does that fox say?”

SomeGuy69,

Nuzzling

kittenzrulz123,

:3

MonkeMischief, in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

Friendly reminder to my Android peeps that f-droid.org rocks!

I think I open up the google play store like twice a year.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Had to get a Gallery app from there last week

gstore idea of gallery app is ads in your stolen pictures

basxto,
@basxto@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Majority of the stuff there should be on play store too.

greencactus,

Seriously, is that how far we came?

laughs in LineageOS

But seriously folks, you can survive without Google Play Store. While it definitely is sometimes not easy and there are obstacles put in your way, after a certain time you learn to accommodate. And I have a peace of mind knowing that no one is selling my pictures to data foraging companies God knows where.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

at this point you can get a pixel 6 (dunno about other models) and really easily unlock the bootloader and install lineageos, then with microg and aurora store you can install any apps you need from gplay, with an absolute bare minimum of proprietary code running on your phone and with most of the conveniences people expect.

it’s amazing how little how you have to sacrifice.

Emerald,

I open F-Droid like every week just to know what’s new. Found some cool apps that way. I’ll drop some recommendations here:

Thumb-Key

Quasseldroid

QRAlarm

Audile

lolola, in Hello
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is better than OPs 🤣🤣🤣.

lolola,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

but OP had the original idea (I’m assuming), and the courage to post it instead of hide it in comments, and cute anime character

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Shameless theft

FlaccidJim,

The character is from the first Danganronpa Series, I think, don’t count me on that

Arbiter, in Also, the doors actually open.

Nah, a wild car like this needs to be General Sherman.

harry_balzac,

Nah, a Sherman would need flamethrowers

Cort,

Would you accept a flame thrower exhaust?

AFKBRBChocolate,

That would need one of those flame things out the back

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but it was Grant vs. Lee in the Civil War.

ParetoOptimalDev,

Yeah… But Sherman

BeautifulMind,
@BeautifulMind@lemmy.world avatar
hOrni, in The four houses dads belong to.

You remember how Harry chose the house he wanted to be in, and it’s canon, that the sorting hat ward isn’t definite? When I was buying my first tool, I wanted a Ryobi. But they didn’t have it in stock and they did have Makita on sale and the sales guy told me that would be much better for the same price. So after that I’m buying only Makita, to fit the rest.

Patches,

Well… was he right?

Llewellyn,

Of course. Didn’t you watch Harry Potter?

Patches, (edited )

I did but I’m still not convinced Harry was better off in Gryffindor

hOrni,

I can’t tell. I never had an issue, but I’m only using the tool for home use.

RiderExMachina, in Don’t DO IT Steamboat!

Sinkboat Willie

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