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hakunawazo, in Counterspell this

Is this an American remake of lord of the rings?

random_character_a, in Soap
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…or some where there’s a very small warehouse.

tubaruco,

i took so long to understand that and nkw i wish i didnt

random_character_a, in Monogamy
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Is this Chistina Aguilera in her latin prostotute phase 6 months after promising her father she’ll keep it classy?

Slovene,

Wait, is this a joke I’m not getting or are you being an asshole?

random_character_a,
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Just being an asshole and refering to interviews after “Genie in a bottle”.

It was common phenomenon during the 90’s among rising female artists. There were probably some Harvey Weinstein type of studio execs with a sweaty foreheads that demanded black hair, heavy makeup, pushup bra with cleavage, black leather, bare skin and lots of grindy stripper moves.

This was usually after the first hit song and they quickly shook this off after the first album and tour. Probably at that point they got more say-so about their artistic choices.

Hikermick, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you are culinary challenged like myself but would like to making pizza at home, here’s some suggestions:

Frozen grocery store cheese pizza but fancied up by adding whatever topping you are in the mood for. An “Italian seasoning” spice adds a lot of flavor.

Instead of a traditional pizza dough opt for something simpler like French bread or pitas. Slather on sauce, cheese, toppings. This was my introduction to “cooking” when I was broke.

Pre-made pizza crust like Boboli which is nice but ups the cost. You can also buy uncooked dough though I’ve never gone this route. I tried making my own dough back when bread machines were a thing but I could never get the hand of it.

Robin Hood pizza flour. I’m sure there are other brands but this is what our mom would use to make pizza most weekends. Now that I’m thinking about I’ll have to pick some up

planish,

You can make tortilla pizza.

Hikermick,

Is it as fun to make as it is to say?

Lennnny,
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Yes! We use mission low carb wraps (they seem to crisp up better) and spread tomato puree on top, then season it with garlic salt and Italian herbs, add clumps of grated cheese, and then toppings.

The trick is to preheat the oven to 400 with a cast iron in, and then spray with oil when you take it out ready to cook on (use gloves, it’ll be hot). Carefully transfer the pizza to the hot pan, return to oven, and cook for 10 mins. Depending on the toppings, and if you like it a little more top crispy, switch the oven to broil at the 8 min mark for the last two mins.

My new obsession is a little smidge of grated brussel sprouts (don’t knock it til you try it) with an oil spritz.

TheIllustrativeMan,

I’m probably going to try this, thanks for the write up.

Just yesterday I looked at the calorie count for my favorite frozen pizzas (Detroit Supreme, ~2400) and realized I need to cut it out entirely. This might soften the blow.

Lennnny,
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Yeah most pizzas run 300-400 cals a slice. If I really try to go easy on the cheese I can make a tortilla pizza for 500 cals.

I also make a wicked delicious lasagna without pasta sheets (sub for zucchini and kale layers). We designed it to fit our keto macros and I’ve kept it on rotation even though we’re only moderate low carb now.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I feel about the word “slather” the way a lot of people seem to feel about the word moist.

raynethackery,

I hope whatever they are slathering is moist.

Hikermick,

Should I change it to “spread”? because I’m sure that will make somebody uncomfortable

I_Fart_Glitter,

No, “spread” doesn’t carry the same enthusiasm, vigor and volume of sauce that “slather” does…

CADmonkey,

For years I’ve improved frozen pizzas by just adding more mozzarella.

morgunkorn, in YOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sakychu,

Goated

XTornado,

Modern problems, not sure if it’s the original tweet image or they used AI to autocomplete the image…

TimewornTraveler,

then dw bt it

XTornado,

What?

TimewornTraveler,

if you cant tell then dont worry about it

swab148a,
TimewornTraveler, (edited )

if you cant understand my sentence then your English isn’t as good as you think it is. try again

then again what else would i expect from someone obsessing over AI

swab148a,

Oh, I understood it; I’m a native English speaker. Unfortunately for you, “then dw bt it” doesn’t make any sense.

Are we even in a thread about AI? I’ve gone through my comments, and I don’t see any evidence of me being “obsessed with AI”, honestly it’s not that big of a deal to me.

Looks like someone’s projecting a little something…

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

who the fuck are you, pissing around in here like this? I wasn’t even replying to you. being a native english speaker honestly just adds to it. “if i cant understand it, it doesn’t make sense!” what an arrogant fucking moron. you realize how absolutely arrogant and narcissistic that sounds, right?

how about you post on your real account instead of your porn account so i can block bitter assholes like you. go get a lobotomy and get the fuck out my DMs

swab148a,

I’m not in your dms, but the only reason I’m on this account is that my normal ones were upgrading to 19.2 and my app hadn’t caught up lol. My normal accounts are @swab148 and @swab148 if you wanna block them.

morgunkorn,
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it is, i was infuriated by the cropping situation and took 2 minutes of my time to visit the evil site to save the original picture in the reply :)

XTornado,

Ok thanks for the effort then!.

Not sure why people downvoted my comment tough anyway doesn’t matter.

MeatPilot,
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Your sacrifice will be remembered…tracked, cookied, and geotagged.

ranoss,

MVP

tias, in Counterspell this
Someone64,

Unfortunately a mediocre, rushed game.

pipows, in Went dark because capitalism
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As a non native speaker: what the fuck

nifty,
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What nation would speak this? NoCapistan?

FeelzGoodMan420,

Why did you get downvoted for a perfectly legitimate joke that was directly related to the subject matter? This fucking community man…

Decoy321,

Relax, homeboy. It’s just one downvote.

Anyolduser,

As a native speaker I think you and I understood the same number of words.

PunnyName, in Waffle Squarf

Ahh, the setting of this classic short film: youtu.be/7tScAyNaRdQ

FlyingSquid,
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I didn’t know they made a film out of the story.

PunnyName,

Ain’t it awesome‽

0x4E4F,
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Damn, that’s a really interesting short film 👍.

BossDj,

They communicate by flapping their meat

teamevil,

They cash cab guy and Chris from the wire in the same short‽ Insanity!

draneceusrex, in Counterspell this
Deebster,
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I had no idea this existed but now Ralph Bakshi’s Wizards is top of my to-watch list.

nxdefiant,

Came here to post this, damn.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_(film)

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Counterspell this
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Thops pulling out an AR-15

“Who’s the bluntstone now, bitches?! Bet you wish you had my shield magic now, don’t you, you stupid stone-faced bastards!”

Raya Lucaria scholars fleeing in terror

“Who gave that maniac a key to the gate?!”

KreekyBonez,

“hey tarnished, don’t go to academy today…”

pacmondo, in Thanks capitalism, very nice

Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you’re not that far off: foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-841…

MacNCheezus,
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Every day we stray further from God’s light

BeautifulMind, in Counterspell this
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Simple jinx should cause most firearms to fail or jam In a universe where guns exist and level-1 wizards can cast magic missile/fireball and cantrips like firebolt, setting fire to things (like gunpowder), my bet is that low-level magic users aren’t going to be trumped by steampunk-grade tech that easily

vithigar, (edited )

You could make that argument for almost any weapon though. The physical meddling required to snap a bowstring, dull a blade, or even just put a rock in their shoe is minimal. Magic needs to have limits if you want the mundane to compete at any level, and one of those limits is often an unspoken acceptance that you can’t just arbitrarily foul another person’s gear.

HerrVorragend, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.
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I like how that one pillar of the building could be mistaken for drool.

Very fitting.

crystalmerchant,

I don’t get it pls halp

21Cabbage, (edited ) in It'll work, I saw it on the internet

I saw this attempted in person once, actually mounted the tire, it just deflated again a few miles after we put it back on.

On a second look I wonder if the explosion was intentional, considering the fuse.

Motorheadbanger,

This is for mounting the tyre only; this method burns whatever’s inside the tyre so it actually creates negative tyre pressure, therefore, you gotta inflate it afterwards

21Cabbage,

We did in fact do that.

habanhero, in Noooooo

Now you have my attention. For 3 seconds.

Tremble,

Four seconds

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