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numberfour002, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

I think I have Disney PTSD from a former friend/acquaintance who had an almost supernatural ability to make any conversation into a conversation about Disney. So, now I’m super sensitive about it. Would almost rather a conversation start with “Have you heard about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ” than anything that includes the word “Disney”.

awwwyissss,

Yeah, I just start mentally checking out when someone talks sincerely about religion or Disney.

RememberTheApollo_,

TBF a there’s a lot of crossover between Disney and the religious. Disney is seen as whloesome and safe, and that may be true to a point, but it’s also just a furtherance of the conformity and exclusion of reality that the religious expect. Disney is militant on image and making sure the parks conform to their corporate rule. The religious love that.

jenny_ball,
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this is really true

ElBarto,
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Have you hear about our Lord and saviour Mickey Mouse?

meyotch,

Mormons in my experience have jumbled their ‘religion’ with Disney so hard they cannot tell them apart. The latest demonization of Disney by the god-botherers has caused some distinct cognitive dissonance among my faithful extended family.

crystalmerchant, (edited )

I am exmormon and I see my bitch SIL in this comment and I don’t like it one leetle bit.

And guess which family is planning next year’s family reunion? And guess where they’re going to have it?

THE_ANON, in you better be ready

leaves the group silently

PrefersAwkward,
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Re-enters group reluctantly, 29 minutes after the message, and sighs: “Fine. It’s been almost an hour since the last time. I really am overdo for more”

reddithalation, in "looks inside, individually packaged"

i think that might be a suicide prevention measure, i remember something about blister packaging helping reduce suicide rates.

greatbarriergeek,

Just looked this up, had no idea but it makes sense

MaxVoltage,
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😂 Bro its sad how so many doctors dont really consider most humans adults lol

Reddfugee42,

Elaborate

Aermis,

Adults are the ones usually killing themselves by overdosing. Suicide is final, and survivors of botched attempts praise that they failed to kill themselves. It’s why men have a higher suicide rate, because their method is usually final. Having a packaging that hinders the process of suicide via overdosing is helpful to all involved.

downdaemon, (edited )
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i talked some shit above but that sounds more right, do you have any sources?

Aermis,

CDC reports 90% of suicide survivors don’t attempt a second suicide.

psychologytoday.com/…/surviving-a-suicide-attempt

Why more men die than women in suicide attempts.

bbc.com/…/20190313-why-more-men-kill-themselves-t…

bluewing,

You will also often see such packaging used with in hospitals, group homes, and nursing homes. It helps to limit med errors for nurses and cnas and can allow some mentally handicapped people or elderly to have some control over their lives.

It’s not a common packaging you are going to get from a pharmacy unless specified for you by a doctor.

cactusupyourbutt,

that still works if you put 20 in the same blister package

DanglingFury, (edited ) in That look... oh, she in trouble

Motherfucker is 6’2 - 250 and looks like he can bench press a Vespa. Not sure what she was hoping for

0x4E4F,
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It was her calling him a pussy that set him off.

Korne127, in Peak organization
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Spotify should support tags. It would be so easy to have one giga playlist and just tag the songs accordingly to Genre, moods, memories, etc.

BigBananaDealer,
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they have something similar if you search “mix” you’ll find a bunch of genre and themed playlists with songs you already have liked and some new ones

smeg,

They recently did an update on mobile which basically treats playlists as tags, in that you press the + button and you can easily add and remove songs from multiple playlists with a single click. I’m probably not describing it that well, but it’s one of the best features they’ve added in years!

THE_ANON, (edited ) in How to lose friends and alienate people

It’s fucking raw

half_built_pyramids,

Oooh baby I like it raw

HikingVet, in New server policy. Lemmites who misbehave get sent to Disney land with a bus full of Disney adults.

This is a person who never had someone hit them in any real manner. I hope there is a parent there who is just looking for an excuse.

VonCesaw,

Acting violent to those you find mildly annoying is an actual disorder (intermittent anger disorder), I’d get it checked out before you end up doing time my brother

HikingVet, (edited )

I’ll take the hate on what I said. People saying they are going to push kids are in my experience more likely to cause harm then me wanting them to face consequences

And unless you have a degree realted to mental health, I don’t need your armchair diagnosis of misreading of my comment.

TimeNaan,

I’m pretty sure the caption is a joke.

HikingVet, (edited )

Either way, wishing consequences isn’t “acting violent”.

VonCesaw,

Responding to simple assault that doesn’t involve you with assault and battery IS acting violent

HikingVet,

Except in the defence of others.

VonCesaw,

99% sure that ‘others’ would prefer it be done by somebody that is trained, officiated, and legally responsible for their actions rather than watch some self-proclaimed vigilante justice dealer attack someone else

HikingVet,

I see you decrying all I’ve said, but you’ve yet to address the fact that she said she was gonna push kids. So, give me a reason why I shouldn’t want her to face consequences? And calling the cops is inviting lethal force into the mix.

VonCesaw,

Disney has security guards. Disney has security cameras. Disney has jurisdiction to have people removed from the park. Disney has the right to have people charged with crimes they committed (with evidence from previously mentioned guards and cameras). Disney does not need people to do their job for them, they can literally handle it themselves.

LemmysMum,

It’s not about Disney, it’s about improving society. Disney’s jurisdiction ends at the gate, people like this need to know a lesson can be taught anywhere by anyone.

VonCesaw,

easy there Frank Castle

HikingVet,

Yeah, at this point I’d feel more comfortable sitting next Cpt. Castle than you.

VonCesaw,

I mean, fully rejecting empathetic governance in favor of pseudodictitorial violent threat by violence doers is one way to look at things. It even lead to the fastest growing (and shortest lived) empires of the 20th century!

HikingVet,

Like not dealing with entitled adults? Be empathetic as much as you want, but sometimes you gotta realise some people don’t learn unless they come up against it. And those people usually think they can push kids.

VonCesaw,

Thats why there’s a thing called the legal system, where they use (mostly) legitimate authority to fairly prosecute people in a way that respects their rights

Some thug walking around attempting to be judge, jury, and jailhouse yard all at once because someone did something they dislike is some Mad Max Spaghetti Western garbage

Kolanaki, (edited ) in It'll work, I saw it on the internet
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I mean… It got the tire off. That’s what he wanted, right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

DesolateMood,

This technique is actually supposed to get a tire on

unreachable, in Soap
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dipshit,

could load image. good state. decided to load.

Ledivin, in Peak organization

1M songs is absurd. How many does Spotify even have?

CobblerScholar,

Yeah thats unfeasible as fuck, that would be listening to and liking over 800 songs a day for 10 years

ChicoSuave,

Liking an album adds all the songs on the album to Liked Songs. Its annoying as fuck

BigBananaDealer,
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for me it doesnt add any song to liked songs, just the album to liked albums. maybe its a desktop thing because on mobile i have to hit the 3 dots then hit the add all songs to playlist button

BurnedOliveTree,

About 70-80 mln

Ellvix, in It’s all about changing your perspective.
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GladiusB,
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Goats. All the way down.

tubaruco, in TIL

technically, because noone has a higher amount of bones but many people have less, this is false.

Greg,
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Late stage pregnant woman have a higher amount of human bones

tubaruco,

finally someone that doesnt just tell me there is a very rare disease that creates a single extra bone

anyway yeah if you count pregnant women the average skeletons in a human body is more than one

CarbonIceDragon,
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What about that one horrible disease where your muscles start turning into extra bones?

HamBrick,

Rarer than getting a synthetic hip or being born without wisdom teeth, for example

tubaruco,

or losing limbs

tubaruco,

those bones dont help much in making a skeleton

JoMiran, in It’s all about changing your perspective.
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Does this mean that life rewards you for going against the flow, or punish you?

Viking_Hippie,

Yes.

JoMiran,
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Viking_Hippie,

Oh boy oh boy, we’re gonna hunt wabbits??

x4740N, (edited ) in Meta-Shit
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Pretty sure this is from a movie, also pretty sure chocolate is toxic to birds

youtu.be/UdRvlLZLI6c?si=I8bBls5U1XMTZmmW

Son_of_dad,

Very much so. Hope that’s not a real bird cause he dead

Maalus,

It wasn’t a real bird obviously

buycurious,
x4740N, (edited )
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“Listen here cum-slut”

Fucking hell that phrase is the best thing I have this year so far

SuckMyWang,

My worldview just got a little brighter

Death_Equity,

So glad. I can’t imagine the nightmare of trying to clean chocolate off of a cockatoo or the harm the bird would suffer if it had ingested much of that chocolate or be exposed to that temperature. Great CGI though, I had thought it was real for years.

My bird flew into a fly strip once and that was bad enough, a chocolate coated bird 10 times the size would be horrible.

oatscoop,

At least chocolate is water soluble.

Death_Equity,

You have to get 99% of it off of a soaking wet upset contemporary dinosaur with a nutcracker for a face, not easy. After that, the bird will remember the event for the rest of its life and will behave accordingly.

Resol, in elephants
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Why spend money on a timpani when you can hire an elephant? It’s also 99% less ear damaging.

xor,

the timpanist union would like a word with you…

Resol,
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Yeah, I unironically hate that instrument. Just downvote me, I don’t care.

xor,

they always seems like generic, classical music drums, to me…
but you can dislike whatever you do, i don’t mind

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