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stoly, in Especially on Lemmy

For the most part, people are very nice around here especially compared to Reddit and Facebook. Every once in a while, though, because of federation you’ll end up in some random thread full of angry people without even realizing it and say something completely benign, only to be brigaded in response by a whole lot of angry people who constantly sort their instance by new comment and refresh.

RagingRobot,

I am so angry that you said that! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

stoly,

Nice art!

DestroyerOfWorlds, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.

sentient_loom,
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I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

tubaruco,

hate it when it happens

DaMonsterKnees, in Be careful what you ask for
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Interestingly, attractive singles are, in fact, in his area and looking for him.

tubaruco,

its just that they are looking for him because theyre cops and he has commited crimes

TheIvoryTower, in Would you fuck an entire man?

I heard that the Inuit people fuck every part of the man, no part is wasted.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Indigenous wisdom goes deep.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in How to lose friends and alienate people
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I had to downvote this before upvoting it

MacNCheezus,
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First click the downvote button, then click the upvote button. Simple, really.

Imgonnatrythis,

That’s the stamp of excellence in shitposting.

bluespin, in It's wednesday my dudes

hey, one of the greatest shows ever made

ignotum,

I’m gonna need proof of that statement,

the name of the show so i can check it myself is a good place to start

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

And give it a chance. It starts a bit slow but really is one the greatest shows ever. The second half of season 2 kind of sucks because David Lynch lost control of the show but the return which is on showtime is one the greatest pieces of media ever created.

dditty,

Yup exactly this. Season one is excellent. The first half of season two is also great (if a bit rushed). The second half of season two totally goes off the rails and most of it isn’t referenced again in the series, except for a few major plot points. Twin Peaks the return is my favorite TV show of all time.

distantsounds,

HEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOO

Glitchington,
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“One day my log will have something to say about this.”

brbposting, in Waffle Squarf
ShortFuse,

They seem to have gone from Square => Squarf and then remodeled.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/406f0bad-ed36-4d9e-91da-15e6acf506eb.png

They did not embrace the Squarf.

EvokerKing,

Ops picture has waffle square but the line on the e is either burnt out or peeling off.

ShortFuse, (edited )

Yeah, this is from the Google Maps business page from last year. The E turned to F around 2020 based on other photos. I guess they remodeled the whole thing instead just fixing it.

samus12345, (edited )
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The first photo on Google Maps where the E looks damaged is in Apr. 2019. Then it just kept getting worse.

gamermanh,
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I thought this place looked stupid familiar but I thought it was a chain

Turns out no, it’s the only one, wow, small world

ZombieTheZombieCat,

Used to be one in Citrus Heights. It was gross. Wouldn’t expect any less.

ShortFuse, (edited )
SuperIce,

The building is definitely an old Pizza Hut.

samus12345, (edited )
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If so it was before Aug. 2007, which is as far back as Google Maps goes.

TropicalDingdong,

The building is definitely an old Pizza Hut.

Pizza huts in the ecology of chain restaurants, are equivalent to whatever provides hermit crabs their shells.

Its gotta be a land development company under the guise of a pizza place, because there are no fewer than 6 old pizza hut building in my community, that are very clearly but no longer Pizza Huts. In-fact, Pizza Hut just, sold their old building, and guess what. We’re getting a new pizza hut.

Rodeo,

They must make those roofs out of discarded crusts or something to keep costs down.

hydrospanner,

The grease adds water repellency.

grasshopper_mouse, in Waffle Squarf
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Sounds like an Interdimensional Cable commercial off Rick and Morty

Shyfer,

It sounds to me like a Welcome to Nightvale ad. But similar ideas

deadlock,

Just sent it to my sister who’s a huge wtnv nerd too, with the same kind of comment. Just fits somehow.

Late2TheParty,
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My thoughts exactly!

Lemminary, in Especially on Lemmy

That one random downvote on an otherwise innocuous comment:

stoly,

LOL that worked

mkwt, (edited ) in Waffle Squarf

There’s one state, I believe Indiana, where the big chain Waffle House operates under the name Waffle Shoppe. This is because there was already a preexisting mom and pop Waffle House in the area.

Correction: it’s “Waffle and Steak,” and they stopped doing that in 2005.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. I’m from Indiana (I live here again) and we used to go to the Indiana version of the Waffle House and play Risk all night because we were wild and crazy teenagers. It was like Denny’s but scuzzier.

makyo,

‘Denny’s but scuzzier’ describes Waffle House perfectly

Rodeo,

How is that even possible

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s gone now and these photos don’t do the scuzziness justice, but-

This was the building. It was so shitty, they razed it to the ground when the place closed.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fdbea3b9-6bd4-4c15-8cc0-1242aa1e3337.png

Here’s a picture of the inside which doesn’t show the lack of cleanliness very well.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5adbd2f2-a8ea-4f86-97dd-c6879928e41e.png

Also, like every town weirdo ate there for some reason. Which made it good for people watching.

There was a claw machine at the entrance. I kicked ass at that claw machine. I won like 10 stuffed animals to give to my dog to tear into pieces.

EDIT: Also, the fry cook had a Frankenstien’s Monster head. Like he looked like Boris Karloff in the monster make-up except without the bolts. So fucking weird.

Rodeo,

Lol I enjoyed this exposé into your local greasy spoon. Here’s to scuzzy diners!

Discover5164, in Peak organization

16k liked songs and counting

affiliate,

🫡

crawancon, in you better be ready

which one are we inspecting?

VikingHippie, (edited )

I hope it’s not the left one. I only had enough shaving cream left this morning to do the other two.

photonic_sorcerer,
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Derek’s middle testicle

GissaMittJobb, in How to lose friends and alienate people

Allow me to introduce you to a Swedish delicacy: Smörgåstårta (Sandwich cake): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smörgåstårta

Basically a cake, but made out of layers of white bread and savory things, like for example ham, liver pâté or salmon. The ‘frosting’ or whatever you want to call it is usually based on mayonnaise or creme fraiche.

It’s really good, for the record. You eat it as a main, commonly at festive occasions.

synapse1278,
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The Smörgåstårta is becoming a trend on lemmy ? It’s the second time this week I have to post this superb recipe video !

Son_of_dad, in Peak organization

I mean the liked songs list let’s you separate by genre. When it knows what genre it is, and no Spotify, the Damned are not a pop group.

Microw,

Wait what it lets you separate it by Genre? Need to check how to do that when I get back home

Son_of_dad,

I can do on my list of liked songs and pick “punk rock” at the top and it’ll only show me the punk songs in my list

Matriks404,

Where exactly? I don’t see this feature anywhere being even mentioned.

Son_of_dad,

I just pick one of the genre tabs at the top and it’ll only show me the songs on my list that are that genre.

Screenshot_20240117-153916

Matriks404, (edited )

I don’t see any tabs both on my mobile device and desktop and I have similar amount of songs as you. Could this functionality be only limited to English language? I have my apps in Russian and Polish respectively.

sangriaferret,
wesker, in Would you fuck an entire man?
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It seems the most economical and sustainable solution would be to fuck the entire man.

unexposedhazard,

Unless you want to violate some really important laws and intend to fuck an incomplete man.

wesker,
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I don’t see anyone arresting Bam Margera’s fiance.

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