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CarbonIceDragon, in I’ll be waiting in the car
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

“Scorpions are my favorite reptile”

(Sarcasm aside, what’s so worrying about lizards? Only a couple types are venomous, only a few more are big enough to seriously hurt you (and most of those live in tropical forest sort of places), and anything smaller is probably just going to run away and hide it you get close to it. Lizards are pretty non-threatening.)

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

The majority of spider-related injuries are self-inflicted by people panicking and hurting themselves.

In most lizard-related fatalities, the lizard is the one who is killed

numberfour002,

I don’t know how common it is, but in some very rural parts of Kentucky and Tennessee in the USA, people frequently referred to scorpions as lizards. Also, regular lizards were called lizards. And newts were called lizards.

It was very confusing to me when I was a young kid. Still is confusing to me if I’m being honest.

DragonTypeWyvern,

That’s pretty rural.

Did your town just have one road named after Bedford Forrest or two?

captainlezbian,

I’m sorry are there scorpions in Kentucky?

numberfour002,

They’re called lizards. Didn’t you read my comment?

But all kidding aside, yes, there are scorpions in Kentucky. They aren’t large or aggressive and from what I was told their stings don’t really hurt very much. Mostly I would see them hiding under rocks and in crevices during the day.

smotherlove, in Should I tell her?

I don’t get it, can you explain please?

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Ionno, ask the virus

fl42v,

The buyer accidentally revealed they’re ill with some kind of sentient virus that helps them decide what to buy, and then they quickly decided to blame that on a typo as if the seller was stupid

avidamoeba, (edited )
@avidamoeba@lemmy.ca avatar

This is perfect. Well done. 👏

If still unclear, the sentient virus is:the child

FangedWyvern42, in Toilet without borders
@FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

Suicide toilet (executives only)

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Both have gotten way worse

chugs down cool, refreshing, non-exploitative Lemmy.

Oh man, you guys still drink those pisswater flavors?

ch00f,

chugs down cool, refreshing, non-exploitative Lemmy.

Dang, wish it came in a large.

Cosmonauticus,

Bigger sizes automatically come with piss

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Same assholes are here, in a smaller community, which makes their voices louder.

But thank god there’s no targeted ads!

explodicle,

Everybody here: “lol he means those other assholes”

KpntAutismus,

don’t forget the tankies! they’re always there to blame “capitalism” for everything.

Sho,

I have come across a few profiles that are just here to be trolls, but not many.

Skyrkazm,

I sometimes go back to reddit to see what’s happening to it. Yup. It’s shitting itself.

Bot accounts everywhere in both comments and posts. It’s so common in fact that you just need to scroll a small post to figure out either OP or the commenter is a bot. also chugs Lemmy

Thankfully, Lemmy knows how to pump us full of bot-free content and have us asking for more.

PrivateNoob,

How do you know which accounts are bots?

Skyrkazm, (edited )

A quick rundown.

Basically they make a reddit account, let it age like milk. You know, keep it in the basement with 0 post history of any kind for half a year or so. Maybe multiple. Than they activate it, it spam posts, and it never responds to users like a human would. Even stealing comments and such.

Those are the main symptoms. OP not responding to being called a bot is especially the major red flag most use.

Edit: When I say OP, I’m using it to refer to reddit users in this case. Not the OP of THIS post. For him, thank you for the laughs:)

Butterpaderp,

Go to any major post on reddit, especially crusty old reposts, and the thread will be filled with one sentence replies. Stuff that’s so generic it makes you fall asleep reading it, or just cringe from the fake enthusiasm. Sometimes there’s really good comments, but its because it was scraped from the comment section of the last time the image or meme was reposted. Sometimes, the comment will have nothing to do with anything at all because the bot had bad data. It’s kinda wild how awful some of the comment sections have gotten lately on there.

My personal theory on why bots are rampant now is a twofer. One reason being people leaving the platform, because of reddit api bs, or because of subs shutting down to protest, etc. And the other reason is that some folks are trying to get back at reddit by spamming bots, increasing how many there are.

Reddfugee42,

Haha, so true! I had to stop sipping this refreshing Coca Cola to laugh!

sour, (edited )
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is also loginwall

MindSkipperBro12,

You forgot that this place is filled with Reddit Refugees

Reddfugee42,

That’s not true

MindSkipperBro12,

looks at username

Hmmm…

Reddfugee42,

🤫

EatYouWell, in Do It Yourself

Go with AliExpress or one of the others if you want it to truly be a surprise.

tourist,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Dm me and I’ll direct you to a random sex toy shop with no SSL certificate

jaybone,

That’s reverse secret Santa where you don’t know who the recipient is.

nobleshift, in Analog problems require kickass solutions
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

For that pitch perfect Garage Sound complete with smoking beer cans full of butts, skanks, posers, burgeoning alcoholics and enough leather to start a farm. Perfect.

Hackerman_uwu,

Ah skanks.

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown, in You may want to sit down

Definitely satanic. It’s a camouflaged Square & Compass. Your girl and her bestie have joined the Freemasons!

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve heard plenty of their evil mesonry rituals

LemmyKnowsBest, in You may want to sit down

Is it even possible to trace this back to the person who originally got that tattoo and the person who originally wrote those words, both probably never even knew each other, you know how the internet propagates and twists things

samus12345, in How do people understand each other?
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
TimewornTraveler,

ake mushrooms

Diplomjodler, in I was at a friend's house

I hope you tipped generously.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Money from their mutual vacation fund

BaronVonBort, in There's story behind this sign

Beware of Strong Sad

Klanky,
@Klanky@sopuli.xyz avatar

My thought exactly.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
WaxedWookie,
lugal,

“And one morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjama. To this day, I can’t explain who the elephant got into my pyjama.”

Everythingispenguins,

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know."

  • Captain Geoffrey T. Spaulding Played by Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers
lugal,

We discussed the sentence in linguistics class in university. I didn’t remember the origin

Everythingispenguins,

No worries, in this time of attributing all quotes to random people. I like to attribute them correctly when I can.

If you have never seen Groucho get into full swing it is worth a watch. He had a way with a line that was like no other. The Marx brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo, and Zeppo) were one of the few acts that were able to make it from vaudeville to cinema.

Oh and just because someone is going to be confused about Zeppo he was the straight man and wasn’t always in their films.

P.S. there was also Gummo but he never liked it and left before the transition to cinema

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

The Platonic Academy was founded in 387 BCE and things just developed from there.

Sway_Chameleon, in What a steal
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar
AgnosticMammal,

This is ai generated.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Yup.

reagansrottencorpse,

Kinda reminds me of Sackboy

unexposedhazard, in Pavlov's conditioning

Such an existential question in so few words.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Or… it’s just an obvious “yes”…

ChaRRdude33, in Success is built through GAMBA

Are you telling me my gambling addiction will finally pay off??!

kittenzrulz123,

Most gamblers quit right before they become rich

PsychedSy,

The Quitter’s Fallacy.

kittenzrulz123,
PsychedSy,

I’m not sure why that’s germane, but I’m happy it’s here.

0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6,
@0421008445828ceb46f496700a5fa6@kbin.social avatar

Are you gambling with your money or other people's?

worldsayshi,

The serious answer is that you need to play positive sum games.

Enkers, (edited )

I disagree. The serious answer is you have to be the one person that gets lucky.

Take 1024 people each with $1000. They all play roulette and go all in every round, half on black half on red. After 10 rounds, 1023 people have lost all their money, and one has won a million dollars.

The person who “made it” didn’t do anything different, or play a +EV game. He just got lucky.

PaintedSnail,

Roulette is not a positive sum game, though. If you keep playing, eventually you will lose everything to the house.

A positive sum game is where repeated plays will average out to a net gain. The secret is having enough initial capital to keep you alive if your initial gambles don’t pan out. People living paycheck to paycheck don’t have that

Enkers, (edited )

You’re correct, but you’re also being a bit pedantic and ignoring the point OP is trying to make. It still illustrates the point just fine at 47.4% instead of 50%. Odds of winning 10 in a row go from 1:1,024 to 1:1,746.

jmcs, (edited )

Was any of your ancestors a particularly successful mass murderer in the middle ages?

Wogi,

I mean, depending on your definition of mass murderer, you can safely say yes.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, (edited )
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Not unless you do it outside a golden palace that abstracts your money into vouchers and chips.

But generally wealthy people make more gambles in business, partnership, accountability, other people's lives and social welfare, and the general stability of the world.

Like say becoming an arms dealer then paying the cost of a F-150 economy package to a couple senators and having them spend their endless war chests with no audits or oversight on some missiles to kill some goat farmers or something.

Or creating a pesticide with the upside of remaining active in soil for 4 or 5 centuries (and recycling in the human liver for up to a year after exposure) and having it produced in an impoverished southern town and then exported to French Polynesia so they can continue to grow cloned banana trees.

Or like taking doctors on nice yacht lunches and golf trips and telling them yes you really have developed a non addictive opioid.

byroon, in Redemption

He’s not a nice man but ultimately he’s a small cog in the machine and he actually got some justice, I’m not wasting any more energy hating him. Having a prison system that is so shitty that people get stabbed is not cool

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I find it takes no energy to hate him, so I’ll continue doing so; but I agree that prison violence should not be glorified, under any circumstances, no matter who is the target. I don’t care about Chauvin’s wellbeing, but prison violence is yet another symptom of the same systemic issue that caused Chauvin to murder Floyd. ACAB, and so is the entire “justice” system.

Globeparasite,

managed to fuck up damn bad for such a small cog

Everythingispenguins,

No you have that backwards. The smaller the cog the easier it is for the powers that be to not protect it.

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