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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Kids are brutal
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

We still tease my mother about the time she discovered cumin and cooked everything with it for four years with it. Like, even pancakes. We call it the time of enchiladas.

It was good, just everything tasted like enchiladas. Coulda been worse.

ClaireDeLuna,

I think I know what your mom’s favorite food is

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Blackberries?

tacosanonymous, in Citrus Lingerie

That poor recycled image.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
Noodle07,

Need more jpeg

GrammatonCleric,
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blanketswithsmallpox,

Now enhance!

GrammatonCleric,
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s a rescue. It has had a hard life.

Slow, in How was your day?

This is a sad photo. In this difficult world, sometimes you have to work at a job that you don’t like.

Master,

Why do you assume they dont like their job.

lowleveldata,

Because the commenter doesn’t like their job and self-inserted

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s definitely a better job now that they don’t make them share underwear.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Florida, of course

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

lmao its crazy to think this indipemlnded minded entrepreneur is much cleaner than an official disney clown

madcaesar,

No-one likes their job. If they did, it wouldn’t be a job. We all gotta grind.

Gloomy,
@Gloomy@mander.xyz avatar

I love my job. I work as a child care teacher and it is a beautiful, rewarding way to earn your living.

TimewornTraveler,

I like mine

ggppjj,

Go grind somewhere else with that defeatist attitude

madcaesar,

Go grind deeze nuts.

ggppjj,

Nah

Rayuza,

Maybe hes just having a smoke break and likes his job?

synae, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!

1000007458

rockerface,

Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic

psmgx,

Kinda like how if you play a Nickelback album backwards you hear Satan, and what’s worse is if you play it forwards

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Man, the Nabisco thing was satanic this whole time!

brbposting,

Do you know what a MILF is?

https://files.catbox.moe/j968up.mp4

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Hail satan

flambonkscious,

That is amazing!

I grew up when people were getting worried about Led Zep and backward masking clearly indicating BS shit smoking pot. I’m glad these mental gymnastics are still strong - I’m slowly getting free of it all…

Squorlple, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar
ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

or wrong type of donut … the ones pictured are whole donuts, not donuts with holes

KrankyKong,

How can you tell?

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

5 little ones? Do they all work?

Squorlple,
@Squorlple@lemmy.world avatar

He’s part echidna

OutlierBlue, (edited ) in For context, texas is a state roughly the size of texas

Yeah, but how many washing machines big was the crater?

Referencehttps://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/6a239447-06c1-4d69-a0c5-658bfe2bc11e.webp

MadBob, in Opposite of clickbait

In a normal paper like I used to buy on the way to work, this headline would be something like “bloodties the knot” or “trouble in paradise” or something. We’ve strayed from the light.

dan1101,

Incest Reverse Card

Tangent5280,

I like this version. No clickbait.

MadBob,

I respect that, but I remember a story in my local paper years ago about the burger van that was selling porn, and the headline was “burger van sells porn with relish”. I want that world back.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m waiting for the headlines on a story like this to devolve to the point that it’s like “MILF gives her adopted son permission in public to fuck her daughter (click for pics)”.

billwashere, in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

This looks more like a forge than a heater.

GrammatonCleric, in Are ya winning, son?
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Ab-so-lutely

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Indubitably

Antagnostic, in The opposite of a stork.

I’m pretty sure we call that a “Swallow”.

TseseJuer,

no, that’s ur mother

fixerdude2, in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...

A very poor attempt at a mail-list. I wonder when someone’s going to change the password.

VieuxQueb,
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Or delete all messages and trash.

Kolanaki, in Especially on Lemmy
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MeatPilot, (edited )
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

Me lurking outside these posts and waiting for my moment to reply to someone else’s reply:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bec2fa60-7ba7-4a6e-bf82-98fa33aa0bce.jpeg

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Me jerking someone off down in the comments of your next post:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e6385f57-4961-4321-ade6-25a49d683cfc.jpeg

Jimbo, in A productive conversation
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

I’d just like to point out the random cock vore comment, that is all

taiyang,

It’s our reward for making it to the end!

fossphi, (edited )

Lemmy instance checks out?

LemmyIsFantastic, in IT support work be like

For every “I’m the bottom 10% of tech users” there is another 70% of the user base bitching about inept prioritization and service desk people who couldn’t troubleshoot process issues if their life were dependent on it.

Different people different skills.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Googling problems with Windows I find the majority of the results are MS support telling them to reset the OS. No attempt to debug the issue just nuke it and see if that fixes it. Then you read the next comments and inevitably they say “Nope, didn’t fix it”. I really dislike scripted responses like this.

Buddahriffic,

Yeah the MS support forums are very hit or miss. And even the hit ones usually start with a response that doesn’t appear to understand the question very deeply, followed by a “that didn’t work”, “I said in my post that I tried that and it didn’t work”, or maybe a “that’s not what I’m trying to do, I want to do x”, and then a reply with useful links.

Though to be fair, problems can come from software the user installed or fuck ups they’ve made to settings along the way. Or quiet sabotage from another user.

Once upon a time I provided phone support for Comcast and had a caller call in unable to access Facebook. I did the usual script and found her internet was otherwise working. Narrowed it down to a dns issue. I was aware of the hosts file because I was using it for ad blocking at the time so had her open that up on a whim (which I would have gotten in trouble for since it was off script). Sure enough, it was there. Someone didn’t want her accessing it.

Who knows what kinds of methods people have used to discourage other things on shared PCs. Is edge really broken or did the user’s kid get tired of everyone clicking “make it the default browser” when it begged each time it was opened so they wrote a small program that kills it as soon as it starts?

netwren,

My first fucking thought. I’m still waiting on helpdesk to respond to an issue I’ve already chased down to a registry key because I’m not allowed workstation admin privileges. 🙄. Which I’m fine with but more than a week to respond to a ticket? Come the fuck on

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

How many seats are they responsible for? Could be understaffing.

Lesrid,

It’s always understaffing.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because IT management theory currently holds that the more processes/workflows you standardize and consolidate the fewer things there are that break. Which means you can hire fewer help desk personnel.

Unfortunately the people usually tasked with performing this standardization is the help desk, so they don’t have the time to decrease their own workflow through standardization when they’re already filled to the brim with a backlog. At that point you’re just giving them more of a backlog.

MystikIncarnate,

As someone who works in IT support, I have yet to find any significant number of support people who can’t troubleshoot process issues. What I have found in spades is management making it impossible to make any meaningful process improvements.

There’s a nontrivial number of management type folks that just want it done a specific way, regardless of how that impacts worker performance or how difficult it makes my job.

The number of times I’ve suggested improvements only to be told that the existing methodology works, is too damn high.

phoneymouse, in When you let boomers run social media accounts

This is gonna be millennials in about 10 years. Gen-Z is already making fun of millennial core.

KreekyBonez,

back in my day, we had to post memes updog both ways

Kase,

Pfft, millennial slang is so weird. I mean, what’s updog?

markon,

What is updog? I’m aurtistic so I missed a lot of stuff growing up being a weird self isolating nerd lol

Tum,

not much dog, what’s up with you?

Huschke,

Nothing, what’s up with you? 😂

butt_mountain_69420,

AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE! AND YOU GET A DOWNVOTE!

FeelzGoodMan420, (edited )

I disagree completely. Millennials on average make an effort to embrace gen-z slang. And millenials actually respect the fact that new gens have new lingo. And they’re open to change. Boomers just fucking hate all newer gen lingo and think that their language is superior because boomers only care about themselves. I think millenials will continue to be flexible when it comes to adopting newer slang. Sure. Younger gens will always make fun of the olds, and that’s to be expected, and it’s understandable, but it won’t be nearly as bad as millenials making fun of their boomer parents for being completely tone deaf.

Also, what is updog?

Paddzr,

Millennial here. I dislike gen z talk. It adds noise. Fr fr, no cap

Why use many words when few do trick.

butt_mountain_69420,

things do seem to be getting dumber…

PotatoKat,

Congrats you’ve made it, you’re an old person now

butt_mountain_69420,

Tell me about it. fuckin sux.

FeelzGoodMan420,

Upvoted for username.

butt_mountain_69420,

*tips fedora

FeelzGoodMan420,

You’re not bussin’

Macallan,

And then there’s us Gen-X folk standing off to the side watching other generations bitch at each other because they always forget about us. Maybe we just need to be called “The Forgotten Generation”.

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